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Swordmasters.  Duh

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Total Members Voted: 7

[BlackPaladin99]

OCCAM IS RAZOR

If you want a second sword, you will have to find one. 

[Egan_BW]

I think, therefore I am.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blade Itself
Description: A flesh-thing dressed in a plastic shower curtain re-tailored into a kimono.
Wounds: Nada
Swords: KILL CHOP DELUXE (SUPER MOVE: KILL CHOP DELUXE goes into a frenzy, dragging the SUPER MOVE'S wielder a short distance, and when the SUPER MOVE stops, hacking back and forth into the SUPER MOVE'S target.  This ability can chew through several feet of mundane materials, and can still be directed by KILL CHOP DELUXE's wielder. )
Items: Letter Opener, Meat Cleaver, Sharpened Rebar, Sharpened Fountain Pen

[BlackPaladin99]

That's one out of six. 

[VermilionSkies]

Saunter on into town to say meowdy, and see if I can rustle up some info on the local scene.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Telcan
Description: That’s an orange cat. A orange cat with a scabbard. And a sword.
Wounds:
Swords:

IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE
Miracles: Limited ranged telekinesis (with cat paw strength/fine manipulation ability), make cat noises appear out of nowhere, make someone believe something utterly impossible until confronted with its impossibility, make nobody in a room verbally contradict you.
SUPER MOVE: IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE causes you to make a truly putrid cat pun, which causes those who hear it to reel out of sheer disgust and lose some ability to defend themselves as they retch because of your pun.

Items: A feline-sized scabbard.

[Imp]

Meditate on being observant and aware while explore how miracles caused by ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS affect my meditation.

Spoiler: CHARACTER SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Forever Nameless
Description: 
Wounds: - none yet
Swords:

- ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS; SUPER MOVE: ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS causes the target to acutely remember the events of the next second.  The events are trapped in the person's mind, disorienting the target and causing them to lose focus.  This SUPER MOVE can affect one more powerful target or several weaker targets.
- example miracles:  Never let you forget anything, make someone remember something, write secret messages that are only visible to those you choose, plant a fake but very very plausible memory in someone's head

Items: Two coils of strong cord, one thin and longer, one thicker and even stronger, but shorter.  A toolkit with a wide range of tools, including what might be used to cook, polish, carpenter, carve, locksmith, sow, and a range of other general-purpose use tools.  A samples kit with various materials and fluids , such as glues, solvents, acids, buffers, dyes, a few swatches of several different kinds of fabric, 10 small pieces of uncommon woods, 10 small pieces of uncommon minerals.

[Crystalizedmire]

Sorry about that, I fixed the sheet:

Name: Fathglorhtag
Description: A ball of flesh with tendrils it can use to grasp with.
Wounds: None
Swords: OCCAM'S SUPER RAZOR
Items: a trench coat, barber's tools, a large suitcase.

[King Zultan]

Exist in the city.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Swordhaver McHasasword
Description: A bearded man wearing a large hat and a trench coat, nothing suspicious about him, nothing at all.
Wounds: None
Swords:
DEFINITELY NOT GUN
Miracles: make people fixated on any sword they see, make people go into a gun-hating frenzy, make people agree with you on one thing until they have cause to disagree with you again, find the nearest gun, have people hide guns in your presence
SUPER MOVE: DEFINITELY NOT GUN turns into any one thing you choose that is not a gun for a duration depending on its complexity and combat usefulness.  If the thing is expendable, DEFINITELY NOT GUN reappears in your hand after you use it.  For instance, a ballista or a grenade would only last a few seconds, a car or a drill would last a few minutes, and a shovel would last a few hours.  The cooldown restarts when the item turns back. 

Items: Sawn-off Shotgun, shotgun shells, Sword Cleaning kit that has a secret compartment to hide the shotgun inside.

[BlackPaladin99]

Sorry about that, I fixed the sheet:

Name: Fathglorhtag
Description: A ball of flesh with tendrils it can use to grasp with.
Wounds: None
Swords: OCCAM'S SUPER RAZOR
Items: a trench coat, barber's tools, a large suitcase.

Miracles: Shave/cut stuff, simplify things (if they can be simplified without damaging them, shrink things temporarily, clear up someone’s thoughts

SUPER MOVE: OCCAM’S SUPER RAZOR creates an extraspatial corridor, trapping everything in a line inside of it.  You then dash through the corridor, slashing at everything in it, and come out the other end. 

[BlackPaladin99]

We have 4.5 out of 6, turn coming soon. 

[crazyabe]

Exist in the City.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Genhov von Clubenstein
Description: A fat and sloven man who would not easily be mistaken for a SWORDMASTER if not for the excessive brace of scabbards and sheaths braced across his body.
Wounds:
Swords:
NOT A SWORD
   Miracles: can behave as a nonmagical, simple tool (no moving parts), can turn invisible, can turn incorporeal, lets you convince anyone you choose that you are completely unarmed and harmless.
   SUPER MOVE: NOT A SWORD phases partially into nothingness for a few swings, allowing its user to choose what affects it and what it passes right through.  Additionally, in this state NOT A SWORD becomes much sharper, sharp enough to hack through even other magic swords with a few swings. 
Items: Clothes, 101 assorted scabbards and sheaths

[Crystalizedmire]

Walk around the place.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Fathglorhtag
Description: A ball of flesh with tendrils it can use to grasp with.
Wounds: None
Swords: OCCAM'S SUPER RAZOR
Miracles: Shave/cut stuff, simplify things (if they can be simplified without damaging them, shrink things temporarily, clear up someone’s thoughts

SUPER MOVE: OCCAM’S SUPER RAZOR creates an extraspatial corridor, trapping everything in a line inside of it.  You then dash through the corridor, slashing at everything in it, and come out the other end.
Items: a trench coat, barber's tools, a large suitcase

[BlackPaladin99]

TURN 1

Spoiler: crazyabe (click to show/hide)

Exist in the City.

You enter through the southwest gate.  Inside the gate, you see a bunch of run-down homes on stilts, stretching for an indeterminate distance before the Cliff Wall cuts them off.  They all seem dilapidated, and all of them are stained brown.  Suddenly, a loud noise rings out on the wall top to your west.  Several people are fighting up there, moving so fast they seem like blurs of motion.  You casually grip the handle of NOT A SWORD, sharpening your vision.  Yup, they're Swordmasters.  They seem to be fighting over some sort of small, golden canister.  The crowd you're in doesn't seem alarmed.  They mostly go about their business, with one or two stopping to watch or to shout encouragement. 

Spoiler: Egan_BW (click to show/hide)

I think, therefore I am.

You enter through the southwest gate.  Inside the gate, you see a bunch of run-down homes on stilts, stretching for an indeterminate distance before the Cliff Wall cuts them off.  They all seem dilapidated, and all of them are stained brown.  Suddenly, a loud noise rings out on the wall top to your west.  Several people are fighting up there, moving so fast they seem like blurs of motion.  You casually grip the handle of KILL CHOP DELUXE, sharpening your vision.  Yup, they're Swordmasters.  They seem to be fighting over some sort of small, golden canister.  The crowd you're in doesn't seem alarmed.  They mostly go about their business, with one or two stopping to watch or to shout encouragement. 

Spoiler: Imp (click to show/hide)

Meditate on being observant and aware while explore how miracles caused by ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS affect my meditation.

You enter the city through the south gate.  Once past customs, you enter into what looks like a city square.  It is filthy and run down.  Across from the gate you entered is a large banner marked "BIZARRE BAZAAR."  Below it, there are many multicolored shops, and the crowd you are in surges forwards towards it.  You hear merchants shouting, and other such things.  One thing you notice is that almost all of the buildings are mounted on stilts. 

[2]

You sit down near one of the raised tents and attempt to meditate.  When you have almost reached a meditative trance, you are rudely interrupted, as a pile of filth falls on your head.  You look at the tent the pile originated from and see a guy with a broom.  He looks awkwardly at your situation.  "Sorry," he says, and then he continues sweeping. 

STATUS EFFECT GAINED:
-Filthy (three turns): -1 to all social interaction rolls. 

Spoiler: VermilionSkies (click to show/hide)

Saunter on into town to say meowdy, and see if I can rustle up some info on the local scene.

You enter the city through the south gate.  Once past customs, you enter into what looks like a city square.  It is filthy and run down.  Across from the gate you entered is a large banner marked "BIZARRE BAZAAR."  Below it, there are many multicolored shops, and the crowd you are in surges forwards towards it.  You hear merchants shouting, and other such things.  One thing you notice is that almost all of the buildings are mounted on stilts. 

[5]

You saunter up to a merchant.  "So... got any good tidbits of news from around here?" you ask.  The merchant leans in conspiratorially, saying: "You know, I like the cut of your jib, kitty, so I'll tell you this.  I heard that some people associated with the Double Barrel Disciples have been getting saltpeter and bringing it to a run-down warehouse in Skyside.  But you didn't hear it from me, ok kitty?" 

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Exist in the city.

You enter through the southeast gate.  Inside the gate, you see a bunch of run-down homes on stilts, stretching for an indeterminate distance before the Cliff Wall cuts them off.  They all seem dilapidated, and all of them are stained brown.  Suddenly, you hear shouting.  You look and see several members of WPD (Weaponopolis Police Department) fighting several individuals in brown robes.  The battle looks evenly matched until one of the robed people pulls out a grey and brown tube.  He points it at one of the cops, and there is a bang and puff of smoke as said cop crumples.  Crap.  Gunpriests.  You didn't think things had gotten this bad. 

Spoiler: Crystalizedmire (click to show/hide)

Walk around the place.

You enter through the southeast gate.  Inside the gate, you see a bunch of run-down homes on stilts, stretching for an indeterminate distance before the Cliff Wall cuts them off.  They all seem dilapidated, and all of them are stained brown.  Suddenly, you hear shouting.  You look and see several members of WPD (Weaponopolis Police Department) fighting several individuals in brown robes.  The battle looks evenly matched until one of the robed people pulls out a grey and brown tube.  He points it at one of the cops, and there is a bang and puff of smoke as said cop crumples.  Crap.  Gunpriests.  You didn't think things had gotten this bad. 

[6]

But you ignore all that, or at least you try to.  You decide to idly walk in a direction, but you find to your dismay that you have walked right into the middle of the fight! 

[Roll To Dodge Battlefield Hazards: 2]

You do your best to stay out of the way, but a stray blast from one of the cops' lightning tonfas hits you in the thigh.  Both parties cuss furiously at you to get out of the way. 

WOUND GAINED:
- Thigh Wound: -1 to all running and jumping rolls. 

[Egan_BW]

grip the handle of your sword

You did it again! KILL CHOP DELUXE must be referred to as KILL CHOP DELUXE!

[BlackPaladin99]

grip the handle of your sword

You did it again! KILL CHOP DELUXE must be referred to as KILL CHOP DELUXE!

Mistake.  Fixing it. 

[VermilionSkies]

"Mighty kind of you there, friend. Don't worry - you won't hear hide nor hair from me."
Saltpetre being stockpiled? Sounds like the sort of trouble I could get my paws into. Head on over to stir up some mischief, and see if I can get my hands on something shiny.

Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Name: Telcan
Description: That’s an orange cat. A orange cat with a scabbard. And a sword.
Wounds:
Swords:

IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE
Miracles: Limited ranged telekinesis (with cat paw strength/fine manipulation ability), make cat noises appear out of nowhere, make someone believe something utterly impossible until confronted with its impossibility, make nobody in a room verbally contradict you.
SUPER MOVE: IMPAWSIBLE YET UNDENIABLE causes you to make a truly putrid cat pun, which causes those who hear it to reel out of sheer disgust and lose some ability to defend themselves as they retch because of your pun.

Items: A feline-sized scabbard.