Go to the local tavern and listen to poetry.
(4) A nasally bard is reciting a local favorite, "The River of Ale":
Way down south of Yonder is a river of ale,
Flowing pure and hearty and hale;
For a league around every man is drunk,
And into its depths a thousand drunks have sunk!This inspires Crystal's very first critique: this crap sucks!
[Got
Poetics Lv. 1!]
Go explore with the baker about exploring making beer from bread and the idea of a combined bakery/bread-brewery that maybe can solve the bad beer issues. Don't go back to the brewer unless I must.
(1) The baker agrees and tries this out. Unfortunately, Bread-in-a-Bottle makes the first and only brave imbiber puke. Imp is thrown out of the bakery!
Craft my masterpiece with the random junk I have gathered.
(2) It turns out art is hard, especially when you haven't held a chisel for five minutes in all your life.
Shit
(-) There will be NO scatological humor in my PG-13 RTD.
Practice hula hooping while spinning plates.
(5+0.5) Amazed onlookers gather to watch the performance. Several put in orders for hoops of their own.
[
Athletics: 0/2 -> 1/2]
[Got
Spinning Lv. 1!]
Transform into dragon
(2) After roaring and exhaling and flapping his arms for a full eight hours, Devastator is forced to accept that this isn't happening.
Tim hears there is a vampire around. Go take a torch and burn it out, then stake it for good measure and scatter the ashes.
(2+0.5) At the first sight of the torch, the vampire turns into a bat and flies out the window. Well, darn! Tim settles for burning down his house, but that's rapidly becoming passe.
[Firestarting: 0/2 -> 1/2]
Start Digging as part of one's quest to one day become a skilled dwarf!
(3) Digging a big hole in your backyard is kind of dwarf-y, right? Even if you do it with a shovel?
[Got
Digging Lv. 1!]
Practice Dark magic on some of the local fauna. Surley, this wont create abominations untold!
(2+1) Mega has a surprising amount of trouble staying near animals long enough to work his mojo on him. They don't like his vibes. He does manage to hex a snail, but it's hard to tell any difference.
[Dark Magic: 0/3 -> 1/3]
get me an undead army
(6) Paladin has his undead army, alright: fourscore skeletons and a half-dozen ghouls. Control over it, he does not! They begin to ravage the town.
[Got
Necromancy Lv. 2!]
A_Curious_Cat: Music Lv. -1 [0/-2]
BlackPaladin99: Necromancy Lv. 2 [0/2]
Crystalizedmire: Poetics Lv. 1 [0/2]
Devastator: Nil
Imp: Nada
King Zultan: Iron Fist Lv. 2 [0/3]
Megam0nkey: Dark Magic Lv. 2 [1/3] | Vamp, Curse
SCREE: Digging Lv. 1 [0/2]
MonkeyMarkMario: Begging Lv. 1 [0/2] | Assorted Rocks
Tim: Firestarting Lv. 1 [1/2]
ZBridges: Athletics Lv. 1 [1/2], Woodworking Lv. 1 [0/2], Spinning Lv. 1 [0/2] | Hula Hoop
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