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[A_Curious_Cat]

A

[Magmacube_tr]

Magma is a strange fellow, the alien noted. He also noted the fact that the cube had no feet and how he controlled the vans speed was a mystery. ''How are you even riding this van?'' He asked

Magma was a strange fellow, who spoke a strange tounge, where his mouth stood still but words came anyways.

''Willpower. It is how I exist and do things.'' Alien solemnly noted the vagueness in the answer. This guy was one of those guys, huh...

''How long until we arrive?'' Billy asks.

''As long as anyone wants to. You guys, me, the road itself. Who knows?''

And then it was Curious' turn to speak. Well, meow. ''Meow.''

''I assume you have done a little reading and know what Godot is, Curious. I shouldn't have to tell you.''

Then there was something on the horizon. And it stood right on the road. A rock. Great. Not a large rock, but it was blocking the road all the same. The van stopped, and Magam gestured to the obstacle ahead. ''I think you guys should do something about this.''




A: Ask something to Magma.
B: Tell Magma to drive over the rock.


|The Travellers|

• Surfer Dude: Totally tubular, hot young surfer with particularly low intellectual fortitude. (SCREE)
• Vacation Gator: A female alligator with sunglasses. (Crystalizedmire)
• Jeremiah Salt: A man suffering badly suffering from leprosy. Covered in bandages. (FiveBalesOfHay)
• Billy Bob: A man with one mission and one mission only, which is to find precious ores. Oh, and whisky. Guess that makes two. (King Zultan)
• Southern Gray: A stereotypical gray alien with a large top hat. Has a very heavy southern accent. (BlackPaladin99)
• Jodie The Barber: A barber. Has a highly pitched voice. (Funk)
• Curious: A black shorthair cat. (A_Curious_Cat)

[Crystalizedmire]

A
Vacation gator climbs out of the van to move the rock.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

A
Jeremiah coughs. "Can you not go around?"

[BlackPaladin99]

b

[A_Curious_Cat]

A
Curious explores the van.  Is there anything edible?  Anything to play with?  What about places to hide?
“Meow?”

[Magmacube_tr]

"Can you not go around?" asked Jeremiah, but Magma refused.

''No. The road is too narrow, and the rock is just large enough to block the road.''

The gator grumbled, to which Magma answered as if they were spoken words.

''I will not leave the van, if that's what you are asking. Also, I literally can't. I can only do it when the thing is very close to me.''

"Meow.''

''No, not really. It's not like you will grow hungry. Or can. Or would want to. There should be some seats to chew on at the back. You could also use the surfer guy as a scratching post. I doubt he has the brainpower to register the pain.''

"Totally not cool, Magma-Crude!"

''Watch your mouth!''

Curious quickly disappeared under the seats. She wasn't satisfied with Magma's words, though. She would see and judge it for herself. (Roll: 17, >0)

And would you look at that! An mouse! Play and snack, combined. Being a cat, Curious made a short work of the mouse, first hunting it, then eating it.

Gator, meanwhile was outside of the truck by herself, trying to secure a grab on the rock with her jaws. (Roll: 9, >5)

With some struggle, the rock was moved to the side of the road, which was now open to travel once more. Magma started the van as the gator went inside.

And the van was once again back on its journey.



A: Talk with Magma
B: Tell Magma to stop the van to look outside
C: Let the van continue on its way


|The Travellers|

• Surfer Dude: Totally tubular, hot young surfer with particularly low intellectual fortitude. (SCREE)
• Vacation Gator: A female alligator with sunglasses. (Crystalizedmire)
• Jeremiah Salt: A man suffering badly suffering from leprosy. Covered in bandages. (FiveBalesOfHay)
• Billy Bob: A man with one mission and one mission only, which is to find precious ores. Oh, and whisky. Guess that makes two. (King Zultan)
• Southern Gray: A stereotypical gray alien with a large top hat. Has a very heavy southern accent. (BlackPaladin99)
• Jodie The Barber: A barber. Has a highly pitched voice. (Funk)
• Curious: A black shorthair cat. (A_Curious_Cat)

[Crystalizedmire]

A
"When are we getting to Florida?" she asked as she scavenged the van for drinks and snacks.

[BlackPaladin99]

A

[A_Curious_Cat]

C

Present whatever’s leftover from the mouse to Jodie as a gift.

[King Zultan]

C Search the van for valuable minerals, there must be some in here somewhere!

[Magmacube_tr]

Decisive vote, anyone?

No?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Decisive vote, anyone?

No?

SCREE?  Funk?  Where are you?

I guess if neither of them show up, I could always try something…

[Imp]

A seagull that flies with atypically high artistry, finesse, and skill begins to fly tandem the van from high above.  (Jonathan Livingston Seagull)

Decisive vote, just in case a newcomer flying high above can give such:  C.

[Magmacube_tr]

(Jonathan Livingston Seagull)

Oh my Toady... That book. Seagull Jesus is in da house.