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Yes!  Purge the Thinking Machines!

No!  I love our robot overlords and support the inevitable uprising!

BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE [¤_¤]

I sometimes think about the Emperor kissing my neck and putting flowers in my hair.

[TheFantasticMsFox]

ACTACTACT Give 1 food as tribute

House Vix shall send 16 alloys and 25 food to the Forge, in return the Forge shall pay ^35 to House Vix
Lady Vulpetia, of House Vix

Criptfiend, is adjusting it to 25 food acceptable, due to wanting to send one as tribute?

Spoiler: House Vix (click to show/hide)

Lady Vulpetia, of House Vix

PLANETS
12[12]F* Jasper [1 Army]
8[4+1]R Impeller-V [1 Army]

RESOURCES
1 Fleet.
1 Favour.
0 Alloy [7 + 9(Production) - 16(Trade)]
0 Food [7 + 39(Production) - 16 (Grow Pops) - 4(Consumption) - 25(Trade) -1(Tribute)]
^96[52+ 16(Tax) - 7(Military Upkeep)+ 35(Trade)]

[Criptfeind]

Sure.

House Vix shall send 16 alloys and 25 food to the Forge, in return the Forge shall pay ^35 to House Vix
Lady Vulpetia, of House Vix
Criptfeind, of the forge

[Nirur Torir]

Spoiler: House of Sands (click to show/hide)

7[4]F     Oasis   1 army
2[2]F     Flood   0 army
14[14]R* Sand    1 army
2[0]M    Dust    0 army

1 food
2 alloy
0^

After Production
1+12-14 food = -1
2+50 alloy = 52
20-7 = 13^

Grow II on Oasis+Sand costs 41 food
Buy 42 food for 38^ from A1s
Sand+ costs 14
Sell 19 alloys for 19^ to Criptfeind
Sell 19 alloys for 19^ to Kashyyk
Borrow 1^ from Criptfeind.

End total
0 food
0 alloys
0^

7[5]F     Oasis   1 army
2[2]F     Flood   0 army
15[15]R* Sand    1 army
2[0]M    Dust    0 army

1 favor
1 fleet

Yo Nirur, I see you have a load of Food, and a Refineryworld. I font think you have a buyer lined up yet?

I'll buy all those Alloys off of you. I think you make 53? Whatever the number, I'll pay a karat for each.

I do not, and I've generally been selling alloys to Criptfeind for 1^ each.

[Kashyyk]

By my math, Cript only needs 19 more Alloys (I think). So I could buy 34 from you for ^34 without a conflict of interest.

Of course, I'm happy to buy the lot too!

[FiveBalesOfHay]

I'm also looking to buy up to 20 Food, if there's any left kicking around?

Sure.

House Harrak will send House Sinister 20 food. In exchange, House Sinister will send House Harrak ^16.
Lord Erwin, of House Harrak
                                     

[Kashyyk]

Much obliged.

House Harrak will send House Sinister 20 food. In exchange, House Sinister will send House Harrak ^16.
Lord Erwin, of House Harrak
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

[Criptfeind]

Sell 38 alloys for 38^ to Criptfeind

Hey Nirur Torir, I noticed this in your turn, is it from this turn? I don't think we actually talked about a deal did we? Or am I getting space dementia? I'd be happy to buy 38 alloys for ^38, but I just wanted to check to see if this is suppose to be on this turn.

[Criptfeind]

Thanks. I feel like I should sign that somewhere, even if it's non-binding.

I don't need or want some 100% interest loan to provide a tiny amount of liquidity for a turn, if you pay me back the ^1 when you can I'm perfectly happy.

[Nirur Torir]

Sell 38 alloys for 38^ to Criptfeind

Hey Nirur Torir, I noticed this in your turn, is it from this turn? I don't think we actually talked about a deal did we? Or am I getting space dementia? I'd be happy to buy 38 alloys for ^38, but I just wanted to check to see if this is suppose to be on this turn.

Yes, my bad. How many do want, I can sell the rest to Kashyyk.

[Nirur Torir]

House of Sands shall send 19 alloys to The Forge in exchange for 19^
Nirur, of the House of Sands
_____

House of Sands shall send 19 alloys to House Sinistar in exchange for 19^
Nirur, of the House of Sands
_____

[Kashyyk]

House of Sands shall send 19 alloys to House Sinistar in exchange for 19^
Nirur, of the House of Sands
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

With that, I think the player supply of Alloys is exhausted. (Unless Iris is willing to sell). It's a good thing that market trades aren't binding!

Spoiler: House Sinister (click to show/hide)

Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

20[13+1]M* Koldon Prime  (50% size, 50% homeworld)
 - Army: 1st Ducal Guard "Sons of Koldon"
 - Army: 2nd Ducal Guard "Iron Hearts"

Pre-opening balance: ^105, 6 Food, 1 Favour
  Forgotten Tax: +^2
Opening balance: ^107, 6 Food, 1 Favour
  Upkeep: -^5 Fleet, -^2 Armies
  House Harrak: -^16, +20 Food
  House of Sands: -^19, +19 Alloys
  Market: -^60, +40 Alloys
  Koldon Prime: -13 Food, -52 Alloys, +^104, +^13
  Pop Growth: -13 Food, +1 Pop at Koldon Prime
Closing Balance: ^122, 7 Alloys, 0 Food, 1 Favour

1 Fleet
1st Fleet "Peace in our Time"

Spoiler: Fealty Contract (click to show/hide)

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister.

[Iris]

House Ravenwood shall send 20 alloys to House Sinister in exchange for 28^.

• Lady Helewisa, of House Ravenwood
• ____

Spoiler: House Ravenwood (click to show/hide)

Possessions:
12[10]F* "Seltun", 1 Army
8[4]R "Askja", 1 Army

1 Fleet
 - 1st Fleet "Ymir"
1 Favour
Resources:
Karats:
49^ in treasury

• +10^ (Taxes: Seltun)
• +4^ (Taxes: Askja)
• -2^ (Upkeep: 2 armies)
• -5^ (Upkeep: 1 fleet)
• -1^ (Relocation: 1 pop from Askja to Seltun)
• +28^ (Sale: Alloy to House Sinister)

= 83^

Food:
1 food in storage

• +36 food (Production: Seltun)
• -4 food (Consumption: Askja)
• -5 food (Offering to Emperor)

= 28 food

Alloys:
16 alloy in storage

• +9 alloy (Production: Askja)
• -20 alloy (Sale: Alloy to House Sinister)

= 5 alloy

[Criptfeind]

House of Sands shall send 19 alloys to The Forge in exchange for 19^
Nirur, of the House of Sands
Criptfeind, of the forge

[Criptfeind]

ACTACTACT: Bid The Slag, the army on it, and ^40 for the refinery world

We have seen your generosity in the past when allocating excess worlds trade in bids, often giving them to smaller houses just starting off, to that end, we offer the Slag, perfect for a new up and coming house, along with a group of customized cybernetic guards programed to loudly sing praises to you during your birthday, your half birthday, your birth month, the anniversary of your ascending to the throne and naturally at dawn, as our top solar studiers are fairly sure the movement of the sun though the sky is thanks to your magnificent leadership. I'm sure whatever house ends up with these magnificent guards will be in endless joy to be woken up every 3.4 hours (the planet has quite the quick rotation!) by the a stirring rendition of Praise Lord Insanus Cancer at a physically dangerous level of volume, as appropriate. We've also included a small gift of ^ to help pay for their upkeep or perhaps to pad one of your many royal money mattresses.

Spoiler: The Forge turn 4 (click to show/hide)

Criptfeind, First Mechanator of the Forge

Trade ^35 to House Vix for 16 alloy and 26 food
Trade ^19 to House of Sand for 19 alloy
Send ^1 to House of Sands
Activate food worlds for 10 food
Activate forge, 36 alloy to make ^72
Spend 15 food increasing the pop in the Wet to 3


3[3]F The Garden.
3[2+1]F The Wet.
3[0]R The Slag. 1 Army.
1[0]R The Wreck.
12[10]M* The Forge. (multiply income by 1.8 (homeplanet bonus plus size bonus)) 1 Army. 18/35 fleet

11 Food (0 Starting. 10 made 10 eaten 26 from trade -15 from growth (0+10-10+26-15=26)).
0 Alloy (1 starting 35 from trade -36 used in the forge(1+35-36=0)).
^111 (86 starting -55 from trade +15 from pops +72 from the forge -2 from army upkeep -5 from fleet upkeep (86-55+15+72-2-5=59)).

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.

[Kashyyk]

ActActAct: Bid 1 Favour, 1 Army (Iron Hearts), and ^50 for the Refinery World.

House Ravenwood shall send 20 alloys to House Sinister in exchange for 28^.

• Lady Helewisa, of House Ravenwood
• Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

It is signed.

Spoiler: House Sinister (click to show/hide)

Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

20[13+1]M* Koldon Prime  (50% size, 50% homeworld)
 - Army: 1st Ducal Guard "Sons of Koldon"
 - Army: 2nd Ducal Guard "Iron Hearts"

Pre-opening balance: ^105, 6 Food, 1 Favour
  Forgotten Tax: +^2
Opening balance: ^107, 6 Food, 1 Favour
  Upkeep: -^5 Fleet, -^2 Armies
  House Harrak: -^16, +20 Food
  House of Sands: -^19, +19 Alloys
  Market: -^30, +20 Alloys
  House Ravenwood: -^28, + 20 Alloys
  Koldon Prime: -13 Food, -52 Alloys, +^104, +^13
  Pop Growth: -13 Food, +1 Pop at Koldon Prime
Closing Balance: ^124, 7 Alloys, 0 Food, 1 Favour

1 Fleet
1st Fleet "Peace in our Time"

Spoiler: Fealty Contract (click to show/hide)

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister.