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Yes!  Purge the Thinking Machines!

No!  I love our robot overlords and support the inevitable uprising!

BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE [¤_¤]

I sometimes think about the Emperor kissing my neck and putting flowers in my hair.

[TheFantasticMsFox]

Is it an either or situation? Would you be interested in selling the 16 alloys for ^16? And/Or the 26 food for ^19?

This could be a both situation, as long as funds are there.

[evictedSaint]

I believe the only one who has not posted yet is Iris?

Anyways, turn will be tonight (~8 hours from the time of this post)

[Criptfeind]

Is it an either or situation? Would you be interested in selling the 16 alloys for ^16? And/Or the 26 food for ^19?

This could be a both situation, as long as funds are there.

Cool

House Vix shall send 16 alloys and 26 food to the Forge, in return the Forge shall pay ^35 to House Vix
Criptfeind, First Mechanator of the Forge

[Kashyyk]

We're still looking to buy vast quantities of Alloys! One karat per unit, or make me an offer.

I'm also looking to buy up to 20 Food, if there's any left kicking around?

Spoiler: House Sinister (click to show/hide)

Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

20[13]M* Koldon Prime  (50% size, 50% homeworld)
 - Army: 1st Ducal Guard "Sons of Koldon"
 - Army: 2nd Ducal Guard "Iron Hearts"

Opening balance: ^105, 6 Food, 1 Favour
  Upkeep: -^5 Fleet, -^2 Armies
Closing Balance: ^98, 0 Alloys, 6 Food, 1 Favour

1 Fleet
1st Fleet "Peace in our Time"

Spoiler: Fealty Contract (click to show/hide)

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister.

[Nirur Torir]

Looking to buy 42 food for 37^.

I noticed you have a planet you're not using, how about I buy it from you? 42 food. Maybe a few karats too. What do you say?

I changed my mind, I probably will use the planet soon. Can I buy that food for money instead?

[a1s]

Looking to buy 42 food for 37^.

I noticed you have a planet you're not using, how about I buy it from you? 42 food. Maybe a few karats too. What do you say?

I changed my mind, I probably will use the planet soon. Can I buy that food for money instead?

House Ayes shall send 42 food to House of Sands, in return House of Sands shall pay ^38 to House Ayes
Lady Aywen of House Ayes

[NUKE9.13]

Grow the population of New Pluto.

Spoiler: House Radiant (click to show/hide)

Lord Nuke, of House Radiant

16[9+1]F* New Pluto. (x1.9) 1 Army.
6+1[5]R New Charon. (x1.1) 1 Army.
7[1]M Thpenos. (x1.1)

0 Food -> 12 Food (+34 produced (18x1.9), -6 eaten, -1 Imperial Tribute, -15 pop growth)
0 Alloys -> 3 Alloys (+11 produced (10x1.1), -2 machined, -6 expand New Charon)
3 ^Karats -> 8 Karats (+15 taxes, +4 produced ((2x1.1)x2),-7 upkeep, -1 move pop, -6 expand New Charon)

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.

[Iris]

ACTACTACT: Submit 5 food as tribute.

Dear glorious and handsome Emperor Insanus Cancer, ruler of all Mankind, Lord of Earth, and the smartest man to ever exist:

I humbly offer you the bounties of Seltun, a planet I administer only through your grace. It is a cold yet volcanic world, and the climate is thus well-suited for providing you with exotic delicacies. My offering is the following:

• A collection of our finest soft cheeses;
• Fermented and brined deep sea snail, a delicacy of this planet;
• Distilled "burning wine", made with fresh geothermal spring water;
• A selection of traditional dark breads;
• "White pudding" made of pork and barley.

May these foods fill tables of your feast.

Your humble servant now and forevermore,
Lady Helewisa of House Ravenwood

Spoiler: House Ravenwood (click to show/hide)

Possessions:
12[10]F* "Seltun", 1 Army
8[4]R "Askja", 1 Army

1 Fleet
 - 1st Fleet "Ymir"
1 Favour
Resources:
Karats:
49^ in treasury

• +10^ (Taxes: Seltun)
• +4^ (Taxes: Askja)
• -2^ (Upkeep: 2 armies)
• -5^ (Upkeep: 1 fleet)
• -1^ (Relocation: 1 pop from Askja to Seltun)

= 55^

Food:
1 food in storage

• +36 food (Production: Seltun)
• -4 food (Consumption: Askja)
• -5 food (Offering to Emperor)

= 28 food

Alloys:
16 alloy in storage

• +9 alloy (Production: Askja)

= 25 alloy

[Nirur Torir]

House Ayes shall send 42 food to House of Sands, in return House of Sands shall pay ^38 to House Ayes
Lady Aywen of House Ayes
Nirur of the House of Sands

[FiveBalesOfHay]

Terraform Dune, grow Everra and Dune, move 1 pop from Dune to Everra.

Spoiler: House Harrak (click to show/hide)

Lord Erwin, of House Harrak

20[16]F Everra 2 Armies.
4[1]R Dune

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.
85 Food.
5 Alloys.
^33.

[Nirur Torir]

I double-checked my math and failed. Is anyone willing to loan me 1^ today for either 2 alloys or 2^ next turn?

[Criptfeind]

Sure.

The Forge sends ^1 to House of Sands

[a1s]

ACTACTACT:
Submit 1 food as tribute.

Bid 1 favor and 2 armies on the Planetary auction.

Use 13 food to grow Cornucopia

Spoiler: House Ayes (click to show/hide)

Lady Aywen, of House Ayes

20[13+1]F* Cornucopia 2 Army.

end of turn balance:

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.
no Food
^160

I double-checked my math and failed. Is anyone willing to loan me 1^ today for either 2 alloys or 2^ next turn?

House Ayes shall send 1 karat to House of Sands, in return House of Sands shall send 2 alloys to House Ayes
Lady Aywen of House Ayes

[Nirur Torir]

Sure.

The Forge sends ^1 to House of Sands

Thanks. I feel like I should sign that somewhere, even if it's non-binding.

The Forge sends ^1 to House of Sands

The House of Sands owes 2 alloys to The Forge next turn
Nirur of the Hosue of Sands

ACTACTACT:
Submit 1 food as tribute.

Bid 1 favor and 2 armies on the Planetary auction.

Use 13 food to grow Cornucopia

Spoiler: House Ayes (click to show/hide)

Lady Aywen, of House Ayes

20[13+1]F* Cornucopia 2 Army.

end of turn balance:

1 Fleet.
1 Favour.
no Food
^160

I double-checked my math and failed. Is anyone willing to loan me 1^ today for either 2 alloys or 2^ next turn?

House Ayes shall send 1 karat to House of Sands, in return House of Sands shall send 2 alloys to House Ayes
Lady Aywen of House Ayes

Too slow, but thanks. Return to sender.

[Kashyyk]

Yo Nirur, I see you have a load of Food, and a Refineryworld. I font think you have a buyer lined up yet?

I'll buy all those Alloys off of you. I think you make 53? Whatever the number, I'll pay a karat for each.