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Yes!  Purge the Thinking Machines!

No!  I love our robot overlords and support the inevitable uprising!

BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE [¤_¤]

I sometimes think about the Emperor kissing my neck and putting flowers in my hair.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

House Harrak will send House Sinister 10 food, and in exchange House Sinister will send House Harrak ^8.
Lord Erwin, of House Harrak
                                     

[evictedSaint]

There has been a minor tweak to how bids work.  Planets have been dropped in suit to below fleets in value.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

I'd like to make a deal with any machinery players: I pay 120 food and cover the cost of a fleet in exchange for you making a fleet for me. I'll pay 30 food now to cover growth and feeding pop and stuff, and the materials for the fleet and the remaining food on the turn the fleet is done. I'll also give these resources to anyone willing to give me a fleet they currently have, except I don't have the full amount of resources I need on this turn, so you'd have to wait until next turn to be fully paid.

[Criptfeind]

Your offer isn't bad but I can't afford to start making another fleet immediately.

[evictedSaint]

Turn will be tonight.  Get you actions and bids in if you haven't already; currently there's only 2 bids on this GORGEOUS 17F planet, which is quite frankly insulting.

[Iris]

House Ravenwood is looking to trade 24 food for 20 alloy.

[Criptfeind]

We might need another extension because. Welp. I promise we don't do these things last minute out of maliciousness, but because we're just slow to confirm everything internally.

The Forge will loan 3 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 17^ for attack fees.
House Harrak will loan 2 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 12^ for attack fees.
House Sinister will loan 2 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 12^ for attack fees.
The House of Sands will defend The Forge, House Harrak, and House Sinister if any are attacked attacked this turn, and promises not to attack either The Forge or House Harrak or House Sinister this turn.
The House of Sands will launch a full scale invasion of House Durin with 9 fleets.
The House of Sands will launch 8 armies at Durin world Refinery 1 for 2^ + allied funds.
Initial casualty distribution will be random. After a fleet or army takes casualties, that player's forces will be protected by the others, until all casualty counts are even.
If the invasion is successful, planet Refinery 1 will be given to the House of Sands.
All fleets and armies will be returned after combat.
This  contract can only be signed by houses named within it.
This contract can be dissolved by a majority vote of it's signatories.
Criptfeind of the Forge

[FiveBalesOfHay]

The Forge will loan 3 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 17^ for attack fees.
House Harrak will loan 2 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 12^ for attack fees.
House Sinister will loan 2 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 12^ for attack fees.
The House of Sands will defend The Forge, House Harrak, and House Sinister if any are attacked attacked this turn, and promises not to attack either The Forge or House Harrak or House Sinister this turn.
The House of Sands will launch a full scale invasion of House Durin with 9 fleets.
The House of Sands will launch 8 armies at Durin world Refinery 1 for 2^ + allied funds.
Initial casualty distribution will be random. After a fleet or army takes casualties, that player's forces will be protected by the others, until all casualty counts are even.
If the invasion is successful, planet Refinery 1 will be given to the House of Sands.
All fleets and armies will be returned after combat.
This  contract can only be signed by houses named within it.
This contract can be dissolved by a majority vote of it's signatories.
Criptfeind of the Forge
Lord Erwin, of House Harrak

House Harrak lends ^1 to the Forge.
I realize now that with the cost of sending out fleets, I'll be a bit short on karats next turn to actually pay for that fleet, so I guess the deal will have to wait anyways.

House Harrak bids 1 favor on the planet.

[Iris]

House Ravenwood will give House Vix 20 food and 10^.
House Vix will give House Ravenwood 20 alloy.

• Lady Helewisa of House Ravenwood

[Kashyyk]

House Harrak will send House Sinister 10 food, and in exchange House Sinister will send House Harrak ^8.
Lord Erwin, of House Harrak
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

This game is nothing if not exciting.

The Forge will loan 3 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 17^ for attack fees.
House Harrak will loan 2 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 12^ for attack fees.
House Sinister will loan 2 fleets and 2 armies to the House of Sands for this turn, and pay 12^ for attack fees.
The House of Sands will defend The Forge, House Harrak, and House Sinister if any are attacked attacked this turn, and promises not to attack either The Forge or House Harrak or House Sinister this turn.
The House of Sands will launch a full scale invasion of House Durin with 9 fleets.
The House of Sands will launch 8 armies at Durin world Refinery 1 for 2^ + allied funds.
Initial casualty distribution will be random. After a fleet or army takes casualties, that player's forces will be protected by the others, until all casualty counts are even.
If the invasion is successful, planet Refinery 1 will be given to the House of Sands.
All fleets and armies will be returned after combat.
This  contract can only be signed by houses named within it.
This contract can be dissolved by a majority vote of it's signatories.
Criptfeind of the Forge
Lord Erwin, of House Harrak
Lord Sinister, of House Sinister

Spoiler: House Sinister (click to show/hide)

Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister

20[15+1]M* Koldon Prime  (50% size, 50% homeworld) (23/35)
 - Army: 1st Ducal Guard "Sons of Koldon"
 - Army: 2nd Ducal Guard "Iron Hearts"

Opening balance: ^72, 98 Alloys, 20 Food
  Koldon Prime: -15 Food, -^50, -50 Alloys, +30 Effort, +^15
  House Harrak: -^8, +10 Food
  Pop Growth: -15 Food, +1 Pop at Koldon Prime
  Military Deployment: -^10 Fleets, -^2 Armies
  Upkeep: -^10 Fleets, -^2 Armies
Closing Balance: ^5, 48 Alloys, 0 Food

1 Fleet
1st Fleet "Peace in our Time"
2nd Fleet "Walk Softly"

Spoiler: Fealty Contract (click to show/hide)

Pledge of Loyalty and Fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind

We the undersigned hereby pledge loyalty and fealty to the Emperor, Lord Insanus Cancer, ruler of Earth, the Sol System, and all of Mankind. 

We acknowledge that stewardship of the planets under our House is given only through the benevolent generosity of the Emperor, and that the Emperor holds eminent domain over all.  We pledge to serve the Emperor for all time, through life and death, sickness and health, and to never betray him, nor raise a banner in opposition, nor lift a finger against him.

The Emperor is the wisest and most powerful human in all of the universe.  It is a joy to wake every day knowing the Emperor guides us with wisdom and courage, and that he is much smarter and far more handsome than anyone else.  We pledge to follow his every order, for his grand plan is ineffable and to counter his designs is treason against the entire human race.  We pledge allegiance to the Emperor and will spend every waking moment thinking about how great he is.

We promise to never ever break this contract, ever.

Signed,
Lord Tyrannous, of House Sinister.

[TheFantasticMsFox]

House Ravenwood will give House Vix 20 food and 10^.
 will give House Ravenwood 20 alloy.

• Lady Helewisa of House Ravenwood
• Lady Vulpetia, of House Vix

ACTACTACT: Submit the Alloy Mollusc to the Emperor for his illustrious Zoo

Spoiler: Non Animatronic Animal aka Alloy Mollusc (click to show/hide)

The Alloy Mollusc native to Impeller-V appears as an oblong vaguely pancake-shaped shell with multiple holes for its own limbs to extend and retract from its body. The number of limbs starts at 4, and increases as the mollusk grows with the largest examples being multiple feet across with 10s of limbs. No mouth is present externally, its tendril-like limbs instead bring food (typically scavenged carcasses common in the local mines) inside its shell where it is digested in a hollow cavity surrounded by an acidic membrane. The shell itself is typically a dull tan in coloration, though some have become mottled due to acidic rains in their habitats.

Spend 20 Food, 20 Alloys, 20 Karats on the creation of 2 armies.
Spend 16 Food growing Impeller pop by 1.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Lady Vulpetia, of House Vix
Lady Vulpetia, of House Vix

PLANETS
12[12]F* Jasper [2 Army]
8[6-2+1]R Impeller-V [2 Army]

RESOURCES
1 Fleet.
1 Favour.
1 Alloy [27 + 14(Production) - 20(Trade) - 20(Army Construction)]
42 Food [0 + 43(Production) - 6(Consumption) + 20(Trade) - 16(Grow Impeller-V)]
^104 [106+ 18(Tax) - 9(Military Upkeep) - 1(Transport Army) + 10(Trade)]

[Iris]

Updated accounting.

Spoiler: House Ravenwood (click to show/hide)

Possessions:
13+1[10+1]F* "Seltun", 2 Armies
9[4]R "Askja", 2 Armies

1 Fleet
 - 1st Fleet "Ymir"
 - 2nd Fleet "Skadi"

Defending: Harrak, Radiant, Nagant, Vix, Ayes, Durin

Resources:
Karats:
50^ in treasury

• +11^ (Taxes: Seltun)
• +5^ (Taxes: Askja)
• -4^ (Upkeep: 4 armies)
• -10^ (Upkeep: 2 fleets)
• -13^ (Expansion: Seltun)
• -20^ (Recruitment: 2 armies)
• -1^ (Relocation: 1 pop from Seltun to Askja)
• -1^ (Relocation: 1 army from Askja to Seltun)
• -10^ (Trade: Alloys from House Vix)

= ^8

Food:
31 food in storage

• +39 food (Production: Seltun)
• -5 food (Consumption: Askja)
• -16 food (Growth: Seltun)
• -20 food (Recruitment: 2 armies)
• -20 food (Trade: Alloys from House Vix)

= 9 food

Alloys:
5 alloy in storage

• +9 alloy (Production: Askja)
• -13 alloy (Expansion: Seltun)
• -20 alloy (Recruitment: 2 armies)
• +20 alloy (Trade: Alloys from House Vix)

= 4 alloy

Edit: Added defence orders because apparently we need those.

[FiveBalesOfHay]

Loan another ^1 to the Forge

Spoiler: House Harrak (click to show/hide)

Lord Erwin, of House Harrak

20[19]F Everra 2 Armies.
6[2]R Dune

2 Fleets.
1 Favor.
83 Food.
50 Alloys.
^40.

[Criptfeind]

I'm sorry I'm poor 

[FiveBalesOfHay]

I do not forgive you