TURN 4
~ Final Turn ~
GREEN TEAM
Use my new found ghostly powers to try to possess that robot.. 14+2 fail. (Unlimited retries.)
After it finishes its' scan, the robot crosses its' six arms like a dead insect and powers down. The lights to the room turn off, but a ghost doesn't need it to see. King Zultan senses the unconscious shell is vulnerable. The visor flickers, a finger twitches, then...nothing. The ghost struggles to take over just yet.
BLACK TEAM
See? i should never join RTD's. For some reason, i get the absolute worst rolls every time. In this case, i don't mind though, as long as my team mate isn't getting too fed up with my randomness-induced incompetence.
Anyway, that should be the end of that bot by all accounts. Try the door. Lets see if we can at least leave now. Oh, and insinuate to the door that it's processor's crashed, so i get my +1 psychological manipulation bonus lol.
It’s all good! Even if they don’t work, the heckles are great
try to leave. If the door refuses entry, introduce it to the bread themed battering ram!
Boulders crash down left and right. Strif3 and Megam0nkey run up and start battering the door with bread and blame,
"What, has your processor's crashed?" The door creaks as if it has begun to open.
BLUE TEAM
Crawl to behind the robot and push it to its doom.
Do we even have anything left to fight except lava? I attempt to join CrystalizedMire on the high ground, helping push the robot if needed. But I take the slightly lower of the high ground and shrug.
The platform is getting too small, Crystalizedmire and Imp push the corpse of the remaining fighter robot into the lava. A ramp extends from the door to bridge the distance and they run for the exit. As the door slowly opens, they see a sliver of white light. Peering inside, there is something subconsciously eerie about how empty it is, but it's got to be better than here.
RED TEAM
Sing a power ballad in TricMagic's honor while gyrating wildly. 3
ZBridges gives a wild gyrating, dancing, singing finale, and just as the song ends, the room fades into darkness...
A spotlight appears on the robot ninjas. Three faceless judges hold up score cards, one after the other: ...7! ...6! ...8!
The crowd cheers, then the spotlight is on ZBridges, it is once again silent for the judges: ...6! ...7! ...9!
The crowd cheers even louder--drowning out sniper fire that rips apart the losers as they plummet below in a mess of parts. The lone survivor turns to see a white void open... There's...a couple of people in the doorway...waving ZBridges inside. Is one of them holding a baguette?
...
Choose a weapon
RoseHeart
POS by Sueco starts playing.
Feels Like Summer by Childish Gambino starts playing.Above, you see stars, no, a spray of sparkling machine bits as you continue to fall...
...
EVERYTHING IS FLOODED WITH A PEACEFUL WHITE LIGHT......
: Welcome back...
DRAGON TEAM
My weapon of choice shall be mean words.
TRAIT +1 psychological manipulation
The worlds most stale bauggette
+2 Ancient Baguette. +2 blunt attack.
Electric prod
Shock target. Stun wont last more than 3 turns.
GAIA TEAM
M4 carbine.
+3 armor piercing. A modern assault rifle. 1 uses left.
Occam's razor
+1 armor breaking. An ancient weapon. Blade stuck in sheath, hilt broke off.
GHOSTS
Can posses a suitable host. 1/20 odds. Unlimited retries. +1 target weakened, +2 target unconscious, +3 target
reeeaaally fucked up.
Grenade
Powerful explosive. 0 uses left.
Ignorance , everyone says its dangerous.
TRAIT - dangerous ignorance applied to all actions.
Choose a weapon
RoseHeart