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[Wolfkey]

You are in an empty room with wood walls outdoor area surrounded by wooden fences and with a stone floor.

When you make an action, roll a D1. If it rolls a 1, you get a critical failure.

New players may join at any time.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Lean against one of the walls.

Roll result: 1.

[Strif3]

Stay inside the room.

1d1 = 1

[Wolfkey]

Turn 1
A_Curious_Cat: Lean against wall
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)
You lean on the ceiling.

Strif3: Stay in room
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)
You realise you were never in a room in the first place, as there is no ceiling, and the “walls” are actually fences.

A_Curious_Cat falls onto the ground due to the lack of a ceiling to lean on.

[Strif3]

Be subject to gravity.

1d1 = 1

[BlackPaladin99]

Kill Myself

D1 result: 1

[Crystalizedmire]

Stop Blackpaladin from killing themself.
Result: 1

[A_Curious_Cat]

Fail to be gravity.

Result: 1

[TricMagic]

Successfully roll a 1.

Result: 1̸̡̢̧̧̢̛̛̩̘͖͇͎̳̭͕̫̹̟͇̻̻̪̩̘̩̰͎̼͎̺̘̱̰̥͇͖̺̥͙̞̫̞̝̥͎̥͈̯͙͍̺̭͇͓̱̮̫͔̠̣̾́̌̍́͛̈́͗̔͐͌̋̈́̑͗́̓̀͛̈̇̈́̽̉̋̽̃́̃̓̍̆͒̂́̂̂̑͑̀̐͗̔͒̒͑̀̓͛̈́̉̏̔̈́̀̽̂́̍͆̀̾̐̂̚̚̚͘̕̚͜͠͝͝ͅ

[Wolfkey]

Turn 2
Strif3: Be subject to gravity
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)
You accidentally write a minus sign at some point while trying to calculate the planets gravitational pull on you, causing you to fall away from it instead of towards it.

BlackPaladin99: Kill self
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)
Crystalizedmire: Stop BlackPaladin99 from killing self
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)
BlackPaladin99 attempts to die of wood overdose by eating part of one of the fences.
Crystalisedmire tries to stop them, but trips on a crack on the ground and bruises their arm.
Turns out, the fences are non-toxic.

A_Curious_Cat: Fail to be gravity.
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)
You do a little whoopsy doopsy and accidentally become a fundamental force of the universe.

TricMagic: Roll a 1.
Result: Critical Failure
You drop the box containing your prized dice collection, causing multiple of them to get stuck under the fences or in a crack in the ground, the only one you could recover was a single D12, which rolled a 2.

[King Zultan]

Exist!
Roll: 1

[Strif3]

Float out of the planet's atmosphere.

1d1 = 1

[A_Curious_Cat]

Fail to bring Strif3 back down to earth.

Result: 1

[Megam0nkey]

Reinforce the stone floor, so it doesent break


(1d1=1)

[TricMagic]

Roll anything with this d12.

Result:  1̸̡̢̧̧̢̛̛̩̘͖͇͎̳̭͕̫̹̟͇̻̻̪̩̘̩̰͎̼͎̺̘̱̰̥͇͖̺̥͙̞̫̞̝̥͎̥͈̯͙͍̺̭͇͓̱̮̫͔̠̣̾́̌̍́͛̈́͗̔͐͌̋̈́̑͗́̓̀͛̈̇̈́̽̉̋̽̃́̃̓̍̆͒̂́̂̂̑͑̀̐͗̔͒̒͑̀̓͛̈́̉̏̔̈́̀̽̂́̍͆̀̾̐̂̚̚̚͘̕̚͜͠͝͝ͅ