Sorry to say not as much done as I hoped, but hey!
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I reclaimed around 8FPS by cutting out work orders that weren't completable due to lack of resources.
Salmeuk's steel industry keeps plugging along and hopefully we will have enough for a full army. We need to equip at least 100 soldiers. We do have copper on hand too
If you get to finish my surface project that'd be cool, but if it is too tedious I understand
I recommend building butcher's shops north, west, east and south on the surface so we can autobutcher dead elf war beasts
I did the math. About 20 dwarven settlements need to be taken. We can burn some of them down, but the goal IS conquest. I recommend squads of 5 for conquest and elite squads to soften up the enemy in pillaging missions first.
That'll add up to 100 soldiers we need to move around.
If we do that then this game has been a complete success! We will have taken a nigh extinct and enslaved dwarven civilization and given them their own mountainhome kingdom, a growing empire, and have secured their future!
I found myself nursing my 5th carafe of plump helmet wine in the tavern. An appetizer for a dwarf, but I had saved up wages and intended to drink much more than that, because there was much to be sad about.
Thankfully, we had a competent tavern keeper.
I think Otto is still scared of me after that fell mood thing, but I could be imagining it. Any dwarf who serves another dwarf booze is a true friend indeed!
He asked me what was wrong hesitantly, as I had only had 5 carafes of wine and this was not nearly enough
"Bring the barrel close and I'll tell you my woes, Otto!"
He takes a barrel from a table where goblin travelers were. They curse and grumble at the interruption and I glare at them.
I fill another carafe.
"Look at this place, brother! Elves, goblins, humans, and look! LOOK AT THOSE DWARVES!" I wave at a table of migrants
"They're not even cavern adapted!
Surface dwarves! We wanted to build this place to get away from the surface and now the surface came down to us!"
Otto casually asks if we could just shut ourselves off from the surface again. I know he also hates them all. A good tavern keeper has good dwarven values and he is undoubtably a good tavern keeper as he keeps me sloshed.
"Can't! Stupid elves will think they won the war if we do. Stupid surface. Nothing good about it. Only reason we're there is to piss in elven tea."
Otto nods sadly at my plight. I'm sure there's a tear in his eye. I am not imagining it
An idea strikes me. A devious, wonderful, inspired, horrifying, fantastic idea! I chug the rest of my carafe, slap Otto on the arm, and use my other arm to motion to the room around us "You've given me the best idea my genius tavern keeping friend! Imagine for me this place empty! Just good old cavern dwarves down here farming, fishing, drinking, and watching monstrosities fight tribesmen! A dream! But that isn't the case now is it?"
Otto doesn't speak, but nods, eyes wide. Enthusiasm of course
"We need the surfacers to go somewhere, or at least die, right?"
Otto's eyes are wider, but he nods. I notice Salmeuk in the room too watching me closely. Hand on his weapon. Looking out for enemies who'd attack me surely! I love his diligence
"So, let's send them somewhere!" I break out in roaring laughter and conversations stop "We arm all these tree huggers, give them a couple weeks training, and send them off to get a new home for themselves! Mountains just west and south of us filled with traitorous craven cowards who call themselves dwarves! Take their mountains, send our migrants there, save our civilization, piss off the elves, and return to quiet cavern life! You're a genius, Otto!"
Before anyone can say anything I run off to begin my work.
First off we butcher the eldritch horror that Salmeuk slew
Mayim makes a nice glove. I give it to Salmeuk as thanks for the roast ribs we got from that monster
An old friend of our people arrives in the fort:
Lived in Gateheaven as a bard. Later lived in the forests of Burning and helped my namesake defeat the goblins and humiliate the elves
He's also kind of stressed out. Guess years of traveling a new empire and fighting a war been wearing him down. I'll let him enjoy a couple of years of down time as a vacation, but then he needs to get back to the front line!
Someone made a masterpiece of Otto
Earned it I would say, but the statue should mention his heroics in keeping dwarves drunk. That is the greatest act of heroism.
Between that and the Green Machine it got me thinking on my own name's past:
My last namesake is somewhere in the elven jungles giving them hell and building drinking mounds where holy elven trees used to be.
The one before that went from great general to prisoner to slave to somewhere in the world doing who knows what
And the one before that died.
Hmm, wonder what I'll do, other than wipe out an entire biome of course.
I decide I want to become a legendary performer, but at the temple. I want to inspire our people to stick to the ancient and powerful dwarven values that got us here!
Human died in our new library in a chair
Jarvis made quick work confirming her death and liberating her coin pouch
Here is the library with gold book cases, because we must never forget who we are at our core. Thus this book
Self-Defeating, originally from Gateheaven, has a baby girl! Name her after mom! Generational names continue to grow!
By the way the elves invaded. Dreadful, but not really.
Yeah, we killed them. We killed them so fast that we met them at our border as they very politely entered in groups of 10.
Elven General explaining their attack planThere's something hilarious about making a goblin clean the entire surface of blood and vomit only because we paved over it
Oh no a Cyclops! Wait, he was captured in the Forests of Burning! He's back here too? Ignore the goblin working on my super secret project
Sadly, I never set up cage traps, because I think that is what the naked monster wanted. A vacation here just like he took in a cage in the Forests of Burning
Mechie stabbed his brains out
Gave her a new name
Okay, fine! You didn't have to twist my arm! I will tell you my secret project!
We cavern dwarves hate the sun, right? Gross abomination. Makes us sick, vomit, sometimes even stuns us in battle! No good!
I'm paving over our paved roads. That's right. We're paving it AGAIN!
This time there's gonna be a whole roof over the entire surface. Our glorious warriors will comfortably fight in the shade and leave the bodies far away from our fort so we don't have to smell the miasma or clean up the bodies!
I'm only 1/3 of the way through, but we cut enough stone blocks for it. Should have enough if the next overseer wants to continue the back breaking labor. We've been making the elves that live here build it. It's hilarious!