Sign me up for an adv turn.
Confirmed
I stood upon the surface with one leg braced upon a tree stump observing our handiwork:
The elven jungle was stubborn, magical and wicked. It constantly sought to creep back into the area, but constant labor from the dwarves had left a field of stumps with logs left where they lie. The rest of the forest was in the distance whispering elvish curses at us. Every pond had been filled in to deprive the flora and fauna of what sustenance they could.
I was enjoying a nice pipe and surveying our just carnage when Otto_K, military officer, legendary slayer of Omba and messenger arrived.
"Message for the Overseer" he stated and handed me the sealed scroll.
Overseer again. Since starting this campaign in the Forests of Burning I had lost every single one of my friends to battle. I could still see old spots in the fields where foolish dwarves would take naps near sun-dappled pools before being murdered. No. I would see no more dead.
I unfurled the scroll and read it while Otto waited patiently next to me
I threw it to the ground and spit upon the tree stump in disgust!
Otto looked concerned about my obvious disrespect of official orders "What's wrong?" he asked
"It's over. Whole durned thing is over!"
He continued to wait patiently, but looked at me expectantly to continue
"Orders from the crown: Forests of Burning is to have its funding cut and will no longer be receiving migrants via official dwarven migration. With the incorporation of the goblin kingdom the Standards of Control have become an empire with robust administrative needs and the emperor has determined that resources would better be spent elsewhere. A new secret expedition is in the works. We're to stand down, go dormant and await further orders."
Otto scowled and I continued "We're done, Otto. Its over."
"There must be something we can do!"
"Yeah. I got an idea. I'll tell you more tomorrow"
I spent the day arranging things. Sent half of the fort to reinforces different settlements and set aside some for what was to come. Spoke with my new master, did I mention I became an apprentice naturalist?
Master agreed to my plans and from there I didn't sleep a wink. Gathered every dog and tiger in the fort and gathered my squad.
By morning we were set with some of the most legendary warriors in dwarven history and an army of war beasts. I gave my final order for the last of the forest to be cut down and the soil poisoned that no trees might grow here ever again(provided no one unretires
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I embraced Otto and entrusted him with the fortress and departed deep into the elven jungles.
Do elves have capitals? I can't tell you. Tree huggers probably would tell you one tree is greater than another, but we had no clue. So, I marched us right into the middle of the jungle and we burned it down and conquered it.
Mountainhome won't be giving us support anymore, but we'll make those blasted elves pay for every lost dwarf and the first thing I'm gonna do is make these elves we captured build a drinking mound where one of their sacred trees used to be.
Final image of fort with all the trees gone! As long as the fort is only ever visited in adventure mode the game won't spawn any more trees
Mostly happy end fort except no longer a city and one child is psychotically angry
I'm starting my adventure mode run now. Also had to include Tonnot's original dwarf into one more legendary feat before she pops up at our next fort somehow lol. She went on our little conquest run, maybe she will get more kills as the elves attempt to retake it over the years