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[LovecraftianFairyTale]

You are but the scraps of your betters, coagulated in a wasteland beyond coherency; a cosmic stew of senseless mass. Detritus torn of cohesive thought born of concepts lost and forsaken. Arbitrary and ragged, pointless and uncertain Things with no reason to be. Yet here you stand, for there is hope. A chance however slim to become Something, something greater, something novel- something Whole! Indeed, it is not to be Real, but ANY Existence surpasses the fanciful wretch you fester as now!

So go, base amalgam. Live, Fight and Die for your chance at Completion. For only one can claim the crown and become Something of any worth.


Welcome to my attempt at a Wiki War, where the random dregs of the multiverse clump together and hit each other really hard! You can ignore all that stuff above if you want, it’s basically just flavour text. It won’t affect the gameplay in any significant way. I’m mostly just stealing the format from the more recent Wiki Wars, but here are the rules if you’re unfamiliar:

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

At the start of each round, each player is given 5 random Articles chosen from various random wikis to make up your character. The first Article rolled will be your character’s Avatar, determining your characters name, species, etc. Aside from your Avatar, Articles are generally put into one of four other categories: Abilities, Assets, Allies or Additional. These are mostly self explanatory: Abilities are powers or skills, Assets are items, Allies are extra characters you mostly control, and Additional is everything and anything else.

All Actions will be resolved through a d10 dice roll, with higher being better. You may get a Bonus or Malus to these rolls depending on your circumstances or Articles. Your Action each turn has to occur in a reasonable time frame, but generally can be anything your character is capable of. Certain Articles may state that they take an entire Action to use, but otherwise just go by vibes.

Combat is determined by two opposed rolls; attack vs defence. The amount of damage done depends on the difference between the attacker’s successful roll and defender’s failed roll. A 7 attack vs 8 defence does no damage, 8 attack vs 7 defence deals a bit, 10 attack vs 1 defence is really gonna hurt, and 1 attack vs 10 defence allows for a counterattack. Damage uses the Chunky Salsa system, where your character takes reasonable injuries when they’re damaged until they aren’t able to fight anymore. No HP here (unless it’s from an Article).

I’ll begin working on the next turn once everyone has posted their action. If you haven’t posted an Action within a week of the turn going out, your character will just do nothing for the turn. If this happens three times in a row, then that character will be replaced by the next person on the waitlist (or, alternatively, will just die).

The Winner of each round will get a Wish, which is guaranteed to change the next round in whatever way they want, and also gets to suggest the next Game Mode. This choice of game mode is able to be Vetoed by a majority vote from the players of next round. If this happens, the choice of game mode will go to a vote.


Current Game Modes:

Classic Brawl - Get the Points
The default way to gain Points is from Eliminating other players, but more ways may appear depending on the round. After you Eliminate a player you get half their Points rounded down, but with a minimum of 1 Point. Players will respawn from the waitlist with new characters until the round ends, players that respawn Don’t keep their previous character’s Points.

New Game Modes will be added during the course of the Wars, and may be suggested by players at any time.

The first round is going to be a Classic Brawl! The first player to 10 Points Wins!
We’ll start 48 hours after the most recent player joins. For This Round Only, if the player count isn’t filled at the beginning then characters will spawn in as players join. Best of luck to you all, and let the Wars begin.


Players: 9/10
Knightwing64, Crystalizedmire, Elephant Parade, King Zultan, Megam0nkey, Greatness942, Secretdorf, The Canadian kitten, Failbird105

Waitlist:
None dare even watch such a useless cacophony, less volunteer for redundancy.

Past Winners:
Nothing but Residue and Ash. Failure is the default, Victory is the goal.

[Knightwing64]

IN

[Crystalizedmire]

In

[Elephant Parade]

In

[King Zultan]

IN

[Megam0nkey]

In, this seems pretty cool!

[Greatness942]

Holy shit, a new Wiki-Warfare! And right when I was finally going to update one of mine, too!

How lucky the timing is. IN, if you don't mind,

[Secretdorf]

IN

[LovecraftianFairyTale]

Corrupt Omen
Classic Brawl
Turn 0: War Were Declared
Providence, Rhode Island
Early Morning, 1928

The sun rises over the city of Providence, it’s early light shining rays through buildings new and decaying alike. But beyond any societal rot seeping through this city, it’s citizens would wake to a far greater chaos than they could ever comprehend.

Everywhere, sprouting like weeds amongst cultivated civilisation, green creatures of chaos wreak havoc and destruction; The Goblin King has declared war on humanity. Be they savage, vicious or highly advanced, Goblins of all shapes and sizes have arrived in multitudes to annihilate the city of Providence. All this under the rule of The Goblin King, a Giant amongst Goblins in his Mechanised Armour. There are very few definite facts about him: He is powerful, he is somewhere in the city, and any who defeat him would be the new Goblin King.

Beyond the obvious malefactors, something evil stirs in the dark. A meteor has landed near East Providence carrying a parasitic curse. Though normally patient and placid, it’s ancient instincts can feel the blasphemy near to unfold. Urged forth, it’s Colourful payload begins drinking deep of the area, finding Life and leaving naught but Colour.

In South Providence a chaos of more ordinary stakes unfolds. A madman desperate for a rush is harassed by unsavoury elements, looters already driven mad by the city’s turn. His death would be meaningless, but to save him may yield surprising benefits.

Yet the worst of all, the truest danger to the city and possibly reality itself, suddenly appear in Market Square by a flash of dubious light, a green river appearing to their west running from north to south. They stand in a circle, equidistant to each other:
A woman with blue hair covered in tattoos, tomahawks strapped to her belt and a flaming gun on her back.
A man in white uniform, two rayguns at his side and a towering humanoid car standing ready behind him.
A suited man lazily slouched against a car’s hood, at ease with his rifle so near.
A woman wearing some kind of uniform, wielding two vicious spears as a small draconic creature floats about her head.
A lean, middle-aged man armed with only a lava lamp, but a strange air surrounds him that holds an ill portent.
A fox of pale, flowing fur and nine tails, glowing with crystals of ice that glitter in the morning radiance.
And an incredibly happy man, tailed by a large floating insect and a strange bipedal creature twice his height.

These are you, Wiki Warriors. They are who you shall be, whom you’ll control as you race for victory against your fellows. Many of you will die, and many are yet to come, but as you look across at each other you know the most fundamental truth of your existence.

War has been declared.
Note: This is way more players than I expected, wow. Thank you for joining everyone! I hope you all have a good time! Just a reminder, First to 10 Points Wins, any late joiners up to the max player count will be thrown right into the fray. Best of luck, and happy hunting!

Spoiler: Knightwing64 (click to show/hide)

Name: Maya
Species: Human (Siren)
Gender: Female
Affiliation: Athenas
Injuries: Healthy
Points: 0

[Articles]
https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Kinetic_Reflection - +Ability: Kinetic Reflection, +Ability: Phaselock
https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Material_Grade - +Ability: Higher Grade
https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Infiltrator - +Asset: Graceful Infiltrator
https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Swamp_Bro - +Additional: Swamp Bro, +Asset: Extreme Hangin’ Chadd
https://reddead.fandom.com/wiki/Manzanita_Post - +Asset: Tomahawks (x5)
[/Articles]

Abilities:
Kinetic Reflection (After killing something, deflect all bullets fired at you towards a nearby enemy or target until your next turn.)
Phaselock (Once per turn, trap a target in a sphere of energy until the end of your next turn. Some enemies may be able to resist this, but will take damage instead. Requires an Attack roll.)
Higher Grade (Any weapon you touch is permanently improved, gaining a +1 to all rolls made with it, and becoming brightly coloured.)

Assets:
Graceful Inflitrator (Elbow Blades. Attacking with them gives +1 to any shooting action on your next turn. Shooting gives +1 to using Infiltrator next turn.)
Extreme Hangin’ Chadd (Fires Incendiary Bullets. Doesn’t expend ammo or need to be reloaded. Permanent -3 to attacks made using this weapon. Cannot be changed or broken in any way.)
Five Tomahawks

Additional:
Swamp Bro (A man named Chadd has appeared in the area and keeps getting into dangerous situations. Every time any character saves Chadd from a dangerous situation, that character gets an Article.)

Spoiler: Crystalizedmire (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Challus Mercer
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Affiliation: Unitologist
Injuries: Healthy
Points: 0

[Articles]
https://deadspace.fandom.com/wiki/Log:Mercer%27s_Journal_(2023) - +2 Biology, +2 Medical, +1 Persuasion, +Asset: Rivet Gun
https://deadspace.fandom.com/wiki/Crazed_Colonist - +Ability: Unifying Craze
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Remembrance_Day - +Ability: Unified Remembrance
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Windcharger_(SG) - +Ally: Windcharger
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Stasis_Machine - +Asset: Stasis Machine
[/Articles]

Abilities: +2 Biology, +2 Medical, +1 Persuasion
Unifying Craze (Able to give off a Signal that causes hallucinations, mood swings, and eventually violent impulses and loss of rational thought to anyone within a wide range. Symptoms vary depending on the person, with some people going mad in mere minutes while others take days. You are not immune.)
Unified Remembrance (Able to enter and view other people’s memories. During this, both your and the target’s physical bodies will be unable to move or react. If the other person has a similar ability or knowledge, they can enter and view your own memories.)

Assets:
Rivet Gun (A Short-Medium Range Gun. 22/22 Ammo, fires Rivets. Can explode previously fired Rivets by spending 5 Ammo.)
Stasis Machine (The Stasis Machine is made of 2 difficult to aim rayguns; one of which ages the target, the other de-ages the target. Aiming both at the same target will freeze them in time for as long as both are aimed there.)

Allies:
Windcharger (A 5 meter tall robot, able to turn into a dark purple car.)

Spoiler: Elephant Parade (click to show/hide)

Name: Pierce Washington
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Affiliation: 3rd Street Saints
Injuries: Healthy
Points: 0

[Articles]
https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Sovereign - +1 Charisma, +Asset: Sovereign, +Asset: K-8 Krukov
https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Theft - +2 Lock-picking, +Additional: Thieving Spree
https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Stacking_the_Deck - +2 Driving, +Ability: Deck Stacker
https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Secret_Areas - +2 Stealth, +2 Explore, +Ability: Secret Area
https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Calenhir - +Additional: The Green River
[/Articles]

Abilities: +1 Charisma, +2 Lock-Picking, +2 Driving, +2 Stealth, +2 Explore
Deck Stacker (Anything you’ve stolen, currently or previously, can be Exploded remotely at any time.)
Secret Area (Whenever you’re not around any other players, your turn will be Secret, and only you will be able to read it. You are also able to Spoiler your action and make it Secret so long as you’re alone.)

Assets:
Sovereign (Car. Can seat a driver and 1 passenger.)
K-8 Krukov (Assault Rifle. 30/30 Ammo, 2 magazines in reserve. Expends 6 Ammo per attack, can’t reload and attack on the same turn.)

Additional:
Thieving Spree (Random stores around the area will contain extremely durable Safes. Each Safe contains $50 and a Mystery Box. Keeping the Box in your possession for 5 consecutive turns will give you 1 Point.)
The Green River (A green river now runs through the area. This river doesn’t appear on any map, and any attempt to map it will fail.)

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: Sakura Kasugano
Species: Human
Gender: Female
Affiliation: Japanese
Injuries: Healthy
Points: 0

[Articles]
https://streetfighter.fandom.com/wiki/Sakura-jime - +2 Martial Arts, +Ability: Shotokan Fighter
https://streetfighter.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Cord - +Asset: Whip, +Ability: Power Cord
https://darksouls.fandom.com/wiki/Drang_Twinspears - +2 Spear Wielding, Asset: Drang Twinspears, +Ability: Charge!
https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/%27Staff_Studies%27 - +Ability: Counter Wait
https://dragonquest.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_pup - +Ally: Dragon Pup
[/Articles]

Abilities: +2 Martial Arts, +2 Spear Wielding
Shotokan Fighter (Able to use Ki for various uses, such as enhancing your body and attacks or releasing energy blasts. After using Ki, you can’t use it the next turn.)
Power Cord (After an enemy fails to hit you, if your next attack hits them they will be knocked away from you.)
Charge! (Run directly at an enemy in sight, and do a potentially powerful attack against them.)
Counter Wait (Until the beginning of your next turn, you will counter-attack anyone who attacks you. Takes your whole action, must be holding a Polearm of some sort.)

Assets:
Whip
Drang Twinspears (A pair of well-made spears. Gives +2 to Intimidation rolls.)

Allies:
Dragon Pup (A Baby Dragon that’s barely able to fly. Still quite strong, and can cry extremely loudly.)

Spoiler: Megam0nkey (click to show/hide)

Name: Nahum Gardner
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Affiliation: American
Injuries: Healthy
Points: 0

[Articles]
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Nahum_Gardner - +2 Farming, +Additional: Colours Unlike Any Seen
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/The_Horror_at_Red_Hook_(DART_production) - +2 Investigation, +2 Mysticism
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Mappo_No_Ryujin - +Ability: Harbinger of Snakes
https://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Power_of_Creation - +Ability: Power of Creation
https://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Oozey - +Asset: Lava Lamp
[/Articles]

Abilities: +2 Farming, +2 Investigation, +2 Mysticism
Harbinger of Snakes (Able to summon parts of Mappo no Ryujin. Such parts include: Skeletal Wings, Dragon Head, and human-sized snakes. Can partially control summoned parts, but the more parts summoned the less control you have.)
Power of Creation (Able to create almost anything from nothing. Creating anything complex or too big may lead to losing consciousness or Death.)

Assets:
A Lava Lamp

Additional:
Colours Unlike Any Seen (A meteor filled with Mysterious Colours has landed on the outskirts of the area. It will slowly absorb and mutate the life around it, making them glow with an Incomprehensible Light.)

Spoiler: Greatness942 (click to show/hide)

Name: Ninetales
Species: Alolan Ninetales
Gender: Female
Affiliation: Alolan
Injuries: Healthy
Points: 0

[Articles]
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Alolan_Ninetales_(Team_Up_111) - +Ability: Luminous Barrier, +Ability: Aurora Beam
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Drapion_(Pokemon)/Generation_VI_Learnset - +Ability: Attract, +Ability: Pursuit
https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Goblin_War - +Additional: GOBLIN WAR
https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Pueblo_Pluto - +Asset: Large Bone, +Asset: Potted Cactus
https://dandwiki.com/wiki/Hill_Tosser_(3.5e_Feat) - +2 Strength, +Ability: Rock Throw
[/Articles]

Abilities: +2 Strength
Luminous Barrier (A dome of light constantly surrounds you, increasing your resistance to magical or otherworldly effects.)
Aurora Beam (Shoot a beam of colourful light that slightly freezes it’s target.)
Pursuit (+2 to any Attack made against a retreating opponent.)
Attract (Can roll to charm a target. If successful, for as long as the target can see you, they must roll against you. If they fail this roll, they do nothing this turn.)
Rock Throw (Able to gouge out parts of your surroundings into Boulders, which you can then throw at high speeds.)

Assets:
Large Bone
Potted Cactus

Additional:
GOBLIN WAR (Thousands of Goblins of all kinds have appeared in the area, and are attacking people at random. They are led by the Goblin King, and defeating him will give 1 Point, an Article, and the loyalty of the Goblins.)

Spoiler: Secretdorf (click to show/hide)

Name: Janvier Buingo Karairi
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Affiliation: Democratic Republic of the Congo
Injuries: Healthy
Points: 0

[Articles]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance_of_Patriots_for_a_Free_and_Sovereign_Congo - +1 Firearms, +2 Tactics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piretanide - +2 Chemistry
https://pikminwiki.com/Jumbo_Bulborb - +Ally: Jumbo Bulborb
https://pikminwiki.com/Cheer-o-Sphere - +Additional: Cheered Up!
https://pikminwiki.com/Bumbling_Snitchbug - +Ally: Bumbling Snitchbug
[/Articles]

Abilities: +1 Firearms, +2 Tactics, +2 Chemistry

Allies:
Jumbo Bulborb (A Large, aggressive creature known as a Bulborb. Bipedal, with a large head and oversized mouth.)
Bumbling Snitchbug (A large fly-like creature. Can pick up objects or creatures up to the size of a human, but can only hang on to them for a few turns at most.)

Additional:
Cheered Up! (You constantly feel happy and joyful. You are incapable of feeling any emotion other than happiness or joy.)

[LovecraftianFairyTale]

And there we go, that’s Turn 0 done! A bit earlier than I said I’d post it, but honestly I‘ve had this done for a while and just wanted to get it over with. I’d also like to thank everyone who’s joined so far, I really didn’t think I’d get this many players so fast! Best of luck with the upcoming rolls, and I hope you all enjoy!

[Greatness942]

Hmm, very nice start! Providence, 1928. Goblins, colors from out in space, a dumbass about to die. I like, I like.
"*fox chirp*" says the Alolan Ninetales, thrust into a new world at a new time. If the following battle is to be against people instead of Pokemon, so be it.
Alolan Ninetales, use Aurora Beam on Dr. Mercer and the five-meter tall Transformer! Then, attempt to leap to the other side of the Green River to take some cover.

[Secretdorf]

"At last, I have found eternal happiness," says the happy man and takes stock of his surroundings, "too bad these people will not let me savour it." A battleplan starts coalescing in his mind and he swiftly spurs his minions into action.

The Snitchbug will pick Kairari, the happy man, and fly away to safety, wherever are some buildings which can provide cover, preferably across the river and where no one else is heading. The Bulborb will cover the retreat, trying to take any attacks or dissuade any pursuers by engulfing them; once the Bug's safely out of sight (or if nobody shows any hostility), the Bulborb will also follow the trail to reunite with its allies. Look out for any firearms or weapons that can be used or a chemistry lab.

That isn't too complex a strategy to be enacted, I hope. My chances seem to be on the slimmer side what with chemistry and happiness, but I suppose I'll die a happy man at least. Anyway, is the green river on our west or east (if direction can be determined)?

[Megam0nkey]

"What is happening anymore!?"[ Shouts the Farmer cast through time and space in some sort of cruel cosmic joke... "I cant handle this...all this strangeness...since that accursed color began...." He muttered, already in a panick from the unexpected jaunt across America, and all the strangeness that surrounded him from the others...oh he missed the farm...what he would do to get back there...when he suddenly noticed...that besides the strange device, a sythe had appeared in his hand...though it looked sharp enough to plow through heads rather than fields...this only caused more concern, and he lept for cover, to hide from the growing madness!


Use power of creation to make a weapon I can perhaps use with my farming experience, and hide!

[Knightwing64]

Maya, upon seeing the Ninetails attempt to jump over the river, grins and a small amount of blue light escapes her arms.

Maya uses Phaselock on the Ninetails during it’s attempt to jump over the river, leaving it suspended right over the river and completely defenseless.

She then unleashes gun fire upon the trapped Ninetails. Before doing this, she takes a chance and tries to throw a Tomahawk right into the fleeing snitchbug with another enemy, hoping to take out two birds with one stone.

[Crystalizedmire]

Dr. Challus Mercer sees the Alolan Ninetales getting ready to attack.
Dr. Mercer shoots at the Ninetales using the rivet gun and then hides behind a tree. Windcharger transforms into a car and then runs over Nahum Gardener.