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[Crystalizedmire]

before you can use the app, you need to create an account

In order to create an account you must fill in your email address, age, location, telephone number and bank account details. You must create a password consisting of at least 24 characters, containing at least 5 numbers, 7 special characters, 12 uppercase letters and 13 lowercase letters. Substrings corresponding to a real word in any language are forbidden. You must change your password at least once every day and if it may not have any overlap with any older password.

To login, first fill in your password. Then install an app on your phone. You will get a message with a 12 digit code that you need to fill in in the app, which will return a different 12 digit security code that is valid for three seconds. If you fail to fill in the security code in time, you have to start over. Two successive failed attempts in a row mean you have to call our helpdesk in the Philipines, where an employee who barely speaks English may or may nor reset your account.

Feature Added: Accounts
    -In order to create an account you must fill in your email address, age, location, telephone number and bank account details. You must create a password consisting of at least 24 characters, containing at least 5 numbers, 7 special characters, 12 uppercase letters and 13 lowercase letters. Substrings corresponding to a real word in any language are forbidden. You must change your password at least once every day and if it may not have any overlap with any older password.

To login, first fill in your password. Then install an app on your phone. You will get a message with a 12 digit code that you need to fill in in the app, which will return a different 12 digit security code that is valid for three seconds. If you fail to fill in the security code in time, you have to start over. Two successive failed attempts in a row mean you have to call our helpdesk in the Philipines, where an employee who barely speaks English may or may nor reset your account.

add pebis

Feature Added: Pebis

Forgot the most important thing, an FOV slider, and the slider isn't really a slider it's more of a switch so it looks like there are granular settings but in fact there are just two, so small you can't see and so big it doesn't fit on the screen.

Feature Added: Fov slider/switch

It needs a menu option that shoves a red-hot poker up the user's ass.

Feature Added: menu option that shoves red-hot poker up the user's ass

[Strongpoint]

Add a slider to choose the length of the red-hot poker

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add an a uhhh... the thing that, uhhh... does, uhhh... that, uhhh... like, uhhh,,,  y'know...  uhhh... does... like, y'know...  like...

[King Zultan]

Add a button

[Magmacube_tr]

Add a big red self-destruct button.

[Crystalizedmire]

Add a slider to choose the length of the red-hot poker

Feature Added: slider to choose the length of the red-hot poker

Add an a uhhh... the thing that, uhhh... does, uhhh... that, uhhh... like, uhhh,,,  y'know...  uhhh... does... like, y'know...  like...

Feature Added: uhhh

Add a button

Feature Added: button

Add a big red self-destruct button.

Feature Added: Big red self-destruct button

[A_Curious_Cat]

Blackjack, hookers, and blow!

[King Zultan]

A button that says save and exit but it in fact crashes the program and your computer, while also not saving.

[ReverseArcana]

Add a debug logger that's always active and outputs information directly to your printer on both sides of the paper.

[Crystalizedmire]

Blackjack, hookers, and blow!

Feature Added: Blackjack, hookers, and blow

A button that says save and exit but it in fact crashes the program and your computer, while also not saving.

Feature Added: A button that says save and exit but it actually crashes the program

Add a debug logger that's always active and outputs information directly to your printer on both sides of the paper.

Feature Added: Debug logger that's always active and outputs information directly to your printer on both sides of the paper

[sofanthiel]

A button that automatically files an FBI tip form with the user's current location and name prior to formatting the hard drive.  It occupies two-thirds of the screen at all times and has a chance to switch sides whenever the cursor is moved.

In order to opt out of this feature, one must first delete the app and, second, never reinstall it!*

<sup>*Please note that this method only works some* of the time.

*5%</sup>

[King Zultan]

A hidden program that mines bit coin, you receive none of the profits from this as it's all sent directly to the owner of the company that mad the program.

[RoseHeart]

Undo/Redo buttons.

[sofanthiel]

Reundo/Unredo buttons.

[Crystalizedmire]

A button that automatically files an FBI tip form with the user's current location and name prior to formatting the hard drive.  It occupies two-thirds of the screen at all times and has a chance to switch sides whenever the cursor is moved.

In order to opt out of this feature, one must first delete the app and, second, never reinstall it!*

<sup>*Please note that this method only works some* of the time.

*5%</sup>

Feature Added: A button that automatically files an FBI tip form with the user's current location and name prior to formatting the hard drive.

A hidden program that mines bit coin, you receive none of the profits from this as it's all sent directly to the owner of the company that mad the program.

Feature Added: A hidden program that mines bit coin, you receive none of the profits from this as it's all sent directly to the owner of the company that mad the program.

Undo/Redo buttons.

Feature Added: Undo/Redo buttons

Reundo/Unredo buttons.

Feature Added: Reundo/unredo buttons