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Crystalizedmire

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Suggest a Feature
« on: October 06, 2023, 03:25:14 pm »

Exactly what it says on the tin. Go ahead, suggest a feature.
Features:
Suggest a feature that will become an official feature when I get around to updating it.
Close Button
Save Button
DWIM Button
Accounts
    -In order to create an account you must fill in your email address, age, location, telephone number and bank account details. You must create a password consisting of at least 24 characters, containing at least 5 numbers, 7 special characters, 12 uppercase letters and 13 lowercase letters. Substrings corresponding to a real word in any language are forbidden. You must change your password at least once every day and if it may not have any overlap with any older password.

To login, first fill in your password. Then install an app on your phone. You will get a message with a 12 digit code that you need to fill in in the app, which will return a different 12 digit security code that is valid for three seconds. If you fail to fill in the security code in time, you have to start over. Two successive failed attempts in a row mean you have to call our helpdesk in the Philipines, where an employee who barely speaks English may or may nor reset your account.
Pebis
Fov slider/switch
menu option that shoves red-hot poker up the user's ass
slider to choose the length of the red-hot poker
uhhh
button
Big red self-destruct button
Blackjack, hookers, and blow
A button that says save and exit but it actually crashes the program
Debug logger that's always active and outputs information directly to your printer on both sides of the paper
A button that automatically files an FBI tip form with the user's current location and name prior to formatting the hard drive.
A hidden program that mines bit coin, you receive none of the profits from this as it's all sent directly to the owner of the company that mad the program.
Undo/Redo buttons
Reundo/unredo buttons
A button that destroys a feature at random
A button causes the personal conveyance to crash next time they use it
A button that undestructs King Zultan's account and adds funds to both accounts
Button that presses delete random feature button when that is pressed
Annoying unskippable ads
« Last Edit: October 27, 2023, 06:06:38 pm by Crystalizedmire »
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sodafoutain

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2023, 03:38:21 pm »

I would love to have two buttons. One for saving and one for closing.
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Crystalizedmire

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2023, 04:27:30 pm »

I would love to have two buttons. One for saving and one for closing.
Feature added: Close and Save button
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2023, 08:49:38 pm »

This software sucks!  WHERE'S THE DWIM BUTTON!!!!1!!!!!!111111!!
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sodafoutain

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2023, 10:48:34 pm »

This software sucks!  WHERE'S THE DWIM BUTTON!!!!1!!!!!!111111!!

Did you compile directly from source with the proper flags or did you just use the default makefile? It should be there, if not you should open a pull request to split the two branches. TBH the DWIM button isn't very useful.
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Crystalizedmire

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2023, 08:19:59 am »

This software sucks!  WHERE'S THE DWIM BUTTON!!!!1!!!!!!111111!!
Feature added: DWIM Button
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EuchreJack

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2023, 08:24:44 am »

Would fixing the unnotify button count as a feature?
I think it's broken, but since I don't want to be trapped in the nightmare world of never being able to unnotify a topic, I'll never know for sure.

Crystalizedmire

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2023, 08:39:35 am »

(is your unnotify button actually broken?)
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King Zultan

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2023, 02:01:06 am »

Where is the give King Zultan money button, I require a button that gives King Zultan money!
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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2023, 05:46:10 am »

Add a slider, of no apparent purpose
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Crystalizedmire

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2023, 07:58:31 am »

Would fixing the unnotify button count as a feature?
I think it's broken, but since I don't want to be trapped in the nightmare world of never being able to unnotify a topic, I'll never know for sure.
Feature Added(?): Fixed(?) Unnotify button
Where is the give King Zultan money button, I require a button that gives King Zultan money!
Feature Added: Give King Zultan money button
Add a slider, of no apparent purpose
Feature Added: Slider
(Since you have all these features, you can do stuff not revolved suggesting a feature now)
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Quarque

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2023, 08:10:05 am »

before you can use the app, you need to create an account

In order to create an account you must fill in your email address, age, location, telephone number and bank account details. You must create a password consisting of at least 24 characters, containing at least 5 numbers, 7 special characters, 12 uppercase letters and 13 lowercase letters. Substrings corresponding to a real word in any language are forbidden. You must change your password at least once every day and if it may not have any overlap with any older password.

To login, first fill in your password. Then install an app on your phone. You will get a message with a 12 digit code that you need to fill in in the app, which will return a different 12 digit security code that is valid for three seconds. If you fail to fill in the security code in time, you have to start over. Two successive failed attempts in a row mean you have to call our helpdesk in the Philipines, where an employee who barely speaks English may or may nor reset your account.
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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2023, 11:27:41 am »

add pebis
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King Zultan

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2023, 02:43:31 am »

Forgot the most important thing, an FOV slider, and the slider isn't really a slider it's more of a switch so it looks like there are granular settings but in fact there are just two, so small you can't see and so big it doesn't fit on the screen.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Suggest a Feature
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2023, 02:52:38 am »

It needs a menu option that shoves a red-hot poker up the user's ass.
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