Lando holds his hands up. "
Easy, boys, easy," he starts to explain. "
I'm a victim here! I just happen to look close to this guy, Rando or what have you, and these ruffians are using me as a body double for some kind of scheme." As he says this, he begins backing away from the group. "
Arrest them, please save me, I'm just a victim here!" [Persuasion: 1+2 (Charming Demeanor)] The Stormtroopers collectively don't seem to buy it. One guard pulls a pair of bindings as the leader of the group holds Lando at gunpoint. "
Nice try, Rebel Scum! Lando Calrissian, you are under arre-" And that's when V1 darts towards the handcuff grunt, shotgun in hand. [10 v 7] A single blast of burning metal and the man's abdomen seems to burst with red, sending him sprawling on the ground. Not dead, but very clearly heavily wounded. "
CONTACT, CONTACT!" the Leader shouts.
COMBAT!
V1: 16
Predator: 5
Sub-Zero: 10
Pyro: 13
Lando: 19
Soldier: 8
Stormtrooper Captain: 5
Stormtrooper 1 and 2: 4
Stormtrooper 3: 20
Stormtrooper 4: 10
Order: Stormtrooper 3
Lando Calrissian
V1
Pyro
Sub-Zero
Stormtrooper 4
The Soldier
The Predator
Stormtrooper Captain
Stormtrooper 1
Stormtrooper 2
Acting first, one of the enemy grunts backpedals rapidly, firing his blaster at the violent droid in front of him as he takes cover. [2 v 9] His blaster shots fly wildly, not even touching V1 with his quick reflexes.
While their attention is held by the machine, Lando quickly draws his blaster and fires at the Captain three times. [10 v 10] The first two shots fire wildly as he ducks for cover, but the third is quickly blocked by the stock of his own blaster, allowing him to quickly counterattack. [8 v 4] With a blast, Lando takes a bolt of energy directly to his left shoulder. It doesn't disarm him, but the pain is immediately evident.
V1, coldly and clinically, aims his revolver down to the wounded man, and fires once into his head, finishing that Stormtrooper off.
Pyro, immediately seeing the argument the group of friends is having in front of him, aims to solve the issue with their patented bubble blower! [9 v 2] [3 v 4] One of the masked baby-men is coated with bubbles, making him laugh and giggle like crazy. The bubbles are sticking to his mask and cute little gloves! The other naughty one, however, runs off with a mischievous twinkle in his eye!Sub-Zero, in the real world, sees one of the grunts get set alight in what seems almost like hellfire, screaming as the fire sticks to his armor while his close partner darts away. He sends a hand covered in frost down to the ground and sends it across the grunge-covered soil to the fleeing soldier. [2 v 6] He manages to dodge the frozen floor and the resulting bed of spikes.
The last Stormtrooper not having fired or having been attacked takes cover, close by his Captain and the other fellow waiting man. "
This is too much!" he yells out, but peeks out of cover to aim and fire at the strange, murmuring arsonist. [8 v 2] A single bolt strikes the Pyro in the side, sending a wheeze out of them as they stumble.
One of them just poked Pyro with a sharp stick! That's not fair at all, not fair!"
Soldier is having the time of his life, laughing as he aims his rocket launcher towards the men in cover. "
That's it, boys! Give 'em hell!" [10 v 9] [10 v 10] [2 v 8] The loud blast of the rocket being fired gives them just enough time to fall back, dodging the explosion just in time. The Stormtrooper who fired at V1 then procures a flashbang from his belt, and tosses it Soldier's direction. [1 v 9+2 (Helmet-Head)] There is a bright flash of light, and then Soldier lets out a louder guffaw of victory. "
You think your commie firework can blind me? I see only America!"
"
What the hell is he talkin' about?" The other grunt asks, before the Leader notices something."
Wait...where's the alien?" [Stealth: 3+2 (Invisible)] A light shimmer catches one's eye, but it ducks behind scrap. "
To our right, I think! Just saw somethin' move." [10 v 1] Suddenly, something leaps on top of the Captain, tackling him to the ground before his stomach seems to open on it's own. To his grunts' horror, invisible blades begin tearing organs free, leading to the Captain's swift death before the creature disappears.
Burning alive, the Stormtrooper Pyro caught alight begins to tuck and roll. [Extinguish: 7] He manages to stop the fire with a bit stopping and dropping to the ground, but if his unsteady breathing means anything, he's burnt pretty bad.
The final one, running for his life, looks back to see the carnage, before running off into the scrapyard, presumably to retreat or for reinforcements.
Name: V1
Species: Machine
Gender: Genderless (Male-leaning)
Homeland: Earth
Origin: ULTRAKILL
Status: Healthy
Description: One of many war-machines that eradicated the Earth in search of their fuel, the blood of the innocent, V1 and his kin tunneled into Hell itself in search of more blood to consume. Defeating angels, Prime Souls, and more, V1 is an unstoppable perpetual energy machine of bloodshed.
Buffs and Abilities: +Ability: Vampire Piston (can heal all injuries, no matter how physical or detrimental, by absorbing the blood of enemies,) +Ability: Punch the Bullets (can parry projectiles back to enemies)
Starting Equipment: Pistol, Coins, Shotgun
Name: The Predator
Species: Yautja
Gender: Male
Homeland: Yautja Prime
Origin: Predator
Status: Healthy
Description: One of many trophy hunters from a planet of honor-bound warriors, The Predator utilizes advanced technology and powerful martial skill to collect the skulls of his opponents. Intelligent and skilled, he battles those who can put up a fight back, ready to conquer all opponents.
Buffs and Powers: Green-Blooded, +2 Stealth
Starter Equipment: Cloak, Smart Gun, Wrist Blades, Combistick, Self-Destruct Device.
Name: Lando Calrissian
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Homeland: Socorro
Status: Plasma Shot in Left Shoulder (Painful)
Description: The flamboyant gambler-turned-Administrator of Cloud City, a floating gas-mining colony hovering over the gas giant known as Bespin, Lando is a charismatic member of the Rebel Alliance whose smile is matched by his strategic capabilities and skill with a blaster.
Buffs and Powers: +2 Charm
Starter Equipment: X-8 Night Sniper blaster pistol
Name: The Soldier
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Homeland: America, Earth
Origin: Team Fortress 2
Status: Healthy
Description: Real name "Jane Doe", the Soldier of the RED and BLU companies is an overly patriotic and somewhat moronic warrior who fights unpredictably and wins through sheer force of will.
Buffs and Abilities: +2 Patriotism, +Ability: Rocket Jumping (can safely propel himself through the air with his rockets, despite that being impossible and also stupid.)
Starting Equipment: Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, Shovel
Name: Sub-Zero
Species: Human (Cryomancer)
Gender: Male
Homeland: China, Earthrealm
Origin: Mortal Kombat
Status: Healthy
Description: Younger brother of Bi-Han, the original Sub-Zero who was killed by Scorpion in a case of mistaken identity, Kuai Liang adopted the codename and identity to continue his clan's legacy and avenge his brother. Stoic, but kinder than Bi-Han, the new Sub-Zero aims to lead the Lin Kuei clan to victory in the new age.
Buffs and Abilities: +Ability: To Freeze (a descendant of mystical cryomancers, Sub-Zero can manipulate ice and create it from the air whenever he chooses.)
Starting Equipment: None
Name: The Pyro
Species: Good Question
Gender: Beats Me
Homeland: Earth, Presumably
Origin: Team Fortress 2
Status: Plasma Shot in Left Side (Painful)
Description: A silent (save for muffles) hulk of a being with no clear identity, The Pyro views the whole world through a lens of color and joy despite his actions, of which she unknowingly delights in the incineration of everything around.
Buffs and Abilities: +Ability: Fireproof (is fireproof. Simple.)
Starting Equipment: Flamethrower, Flare Gun, Fire Axe
Stormtrooper Captain:
Status: Deceased
Stormtrooper 1:
Status: Badly Burned (Arms, Legs, and Abdomen)
Stormtrooper 2:
Status: Unharmed, but Retreating
Stormtrooper 3:
Status: Healthy
Stormtrooper 4:
Status: Healthy
Stormtrooper 5:
Status: Deceased
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