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[Ozarck]

This will be a silly rtd and will die when there is lack of interest or I run out of ideas, or the world explodes, whichever.
Hi, I am Oz.


It is early morning, perhaps even still late night, and you DO NOT want to go to work today. So, let's have an adventure! Or stay in bed, I'm not your mother, probably. At least I don't remember giving birth to such a lazy good for nothing slacker. Clean your room and do your laundry before the neighbors can smell you with the windows closed. And come eat. I made breakfast. Momma loves you.

Spoiler: character creation (click to show/hide)

Who dis? : (your name or whatever.)
Who you work for? : (company name and what they do)
Where dat?: (generic location of office. It's all going to be in the same city/suburbs so think "financial district" "by the river" "4th floor" or whatever)
Why you no here? (reason for skipping work)

Post your character and bold your action. Or don't. Momma loves you either way.

[The Canadian kitten]

Who dis? : Generic White Collar Worker #2514
Who you work for? : Generic Corp.
Where dat?: 3rd floor
Why you no here?: that great coffee cup in the sky demanded that I must consume as much caffeine as possible!

Brew some coffee

[crazyabe]

PTW

[King Zultan]

Who dis? : Bob McGeneric
Who you work for? : Super Security Place
Where dat?: In the place that needs security.
Why you no here? Job dangerous, don't want to do it.

Hide under a desk and hope no one notices I'm under it.

[Ozarck]

Who dis? : Generic White Collar Worker #2514
Who you work for? : Generic Corp.
Where dat?: 3rd floor
Why you no here?: that great coffee cup in the sky demanded that I must consume as much caffeine as possible!

Brew some coffee

(2) You are out of coffee! There's not even tea left in the house! Your "don't talk to me until I have my coffee" mug is in the sink!

PTW

No promises. I am notoriously bad at keeping these things going.

Who dis? : Bob McGeneric
Who you work for? : Super Security Place
Where dat?: In the place that needs security.
Why you no here? Job dangerous, don't want to do it.

Hide under a desk and hope no one notices I'm under it.

(5) You crawl out of bed and crawl under your desk. No one notices. Wait? Do dust bunnies count? No, they probably don't. Maybe you should sweep under here.

[The Canadian kitten]

Curl up and cry

[King Zultan]

Put on clothing and go into the basement so I can continue my evil experiments.

[Megam0nkey]

Who dis? : Yourname O. Whatever
Who you work for? : Evil Corp
Where dat?: Nearby island with skull shaped mountain
Why you no here? Got Bored, also pretty sure the place is evil. Might be wrong

Go outside, take a walk

[Ozarck]

Curl up and cry

(2) I didn't know this action was possible to fail but you managed it somehow. #2514 Bends over at the waste and sneezes on their knees. Now you are decaffinated and covered in sneeze. ANd maybe a little flushed from bending over

Put on clothing and go into the basement so I can continue my evil experiments.

(2) Bob grabs a bath towel and goes into the bathroom where he sits on his toilet and stares at his hands for a while. He idly brushes a dust bunny off his knee.

Who dis? : Yourname O. Whatever
Who you work for? : Evil Corp
Where dat?: Nearby island with skull shaped mountain
Why you no here? Got Bored, also pretty sure the place is evil. Might be wrong

Go outside, take a walk

Using my own naming trick against me, eh? Well done, YournameO~ (3) You go outside and wander around in the empty lot next to your building. THe lot is bounded on one side by the building on two sides by tall chain link fencing and on the fourth by the base of the skull shaped mountain. An empty potato chip bag races you across the lot before getting caught up in a little dust devil and flying over the fence.

[crazyabe]

Who dis? : Bob Bossman
Who you work for? : Manager-co
Where dat?: 3 ¹/₄th foor
Why you no here? All my employees called in sick, and so did I.

[The Canadian kitten]

Dress up and buy some coffee
better not screw this roll as well

[Megam0nkey]

Hop over fence, dont want boss to see me taking a walk.

[King Zultan]

Go find clothing to put on then go scream incoherently at the neighbors.

[Ozarck]

I'm gonna start forgetting character names soon. I wonder if I should be keeping track of that kind of thing?

Who dis? : Bob Bossman
Who you work for? : Manager-co
Where dat?: 3 ¹/₄th foor
Why you no here? All my employees called in sick, and so did I.

Yes. Your action?

Dress up and buy some coffee
better not screw this roll as well

(6) #2514 puts on a fine sports coat and, tie, and belt, select's his brownest shoes, and drives over to the BiggOmart ,where he pick up a ten pound bag of coffee. Just as he pays for his purchase he spots a supervisor from work getting out of their car. Must be coming to the BiggOcafe attached to the BiggoMart.

Hop over fence, dont want boss to see me taking a walk.

(1) YourNameO grabs the chain link fence and begins hauling himself up. turns out the fence isn't properly installed and it buckles inward. YourName lands on his back and the fence lands on top of hm with a crash. several successive crashes suggest the rest of the fence has fallen as well. A spotlight blinks on at the cheekbone far overhead.

Go find clothing to put on then go scream incoherently at the neighbors.

I think Bob McGeneric might be channeling the soul of the GM a little.
Bob puts on a pair of sweatpants, a long sleeve t-shirt, some socks, and a pair of crocs and walks down the street screaming at the neighbors. A curtain is drawn closed, a front door is slammed a couple dogs start barking, and a couple children at a bus stop run crying into the nearest back yard. Some small piece of Bob's consciousness wonders about the side effects of those evil experiments, and wonders if he should be writi8ng this stuff down in the methodology section of his paper.

[Megam0nkey]

Spotlight?! They’re looking for me?! Hide!