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[Egan_BW]

Edit the code of Weapon 14 Factory to only accept substandard materials in the production of its shoddy knockoffs.

Create Scavenger Drones to haul literal garbage into the Factory's material hopper.
Also create a Massive Pile of AKs at the Factory for the Drones to arm themselves with.

Protect Nothing, for why would you want to protect anything?

[TricMagic]

Enchant the Golden Road Spear to flood it's targets with Golden Rhodes ice cream. Delicious inedible gold freezing you in liquid-solid goodness.
Protect Golden Road Spear of Golden Rhodes Ice Cream.
Continue the hunt. Destroy the Adversary.

[Shadowclaw777]

Create the De-Petrifying Rehab Clinic: A rehabilitation clinic ran by autonomous drones inserted right outside the AUPL, this clinic has all the needs to fix any mortal medical ailment but specializes on ancient techniques to turn a stone statue back into its living form, in exchange for digital debt it will fix all of the problems these Whiterattus keep having

Create, The Consumer: A kaiju-sized creature that takes the shape of a Japanese Spider Crab, it comes with the ability to shoot laser beams out of its eyes and has the ability to summon a gravitational vortex or a black hole from its mandibles in which it sucks up and then devours its prey. It’s only desire is too consume as many product as available, and by products it means living things that contain nutritional value. Place it right on the Giant Tree

Interact: Force the Whiterattus to use the Rehab Clinic

Protect the AUPL

[Supernerd]

Yaebaech, of the infinite gears

It was time for Yaebaech to do another experiment.

Creation 1: Urgic Evolution System 0017. This is a system that permits Demiurges to evolve and become more powerful. While this system remains in place Demiurges will be awarded 'points' when their creations are destroyed by the Adversary's actions. These points can be used to improve their abilities, such as allowing them to make more creations. These upgrades can persist even after the destruction of Urgic Evolution System 0017.
Creation 2: Duplicactus 0018. This object looks kind of like a cactus, if a cactus was made out of gears. When a Duplicactus is destroyed, two additional Duplicactus appear in a random place in the universe. The two do not end up in the same place.

Interact: Yaebaech will wield Dissimilarity Ray 0012 and shoot at the following things: Some perfectly cooked pancakes, some Lizards, some of the off-brand knockoff Weapons 14, a Diamond Yacht, a couple of Fractabomber mk1s and one bolt is fired at nothing, where it will continue to travel further and further into the distance; technically being a thing that exists.
Protect: Urgic Evolution System 0017.
Destroy: Duplicactus 0018.

[Nakéen]

FORUMGAMEURGES
Create #1: Glasspirin
FORUMGAMEURGES frowns at the no-fun-allowed action of the Minute-Maid, and starts reaching for more lychen before having a rare spark of compassion(?). FORUMGAMEURGES thus create a medicine against glassaches, trademarked as Glasspirin. It can also be used to repair glass structures.

Create #2: Symbiotic Mild-Mannered Mental Lychen
FORUMGAMEURGES is concerned by the generation gap between the Muse-Sirens and the egg-born Muse-Sirens. For a brief moment FORUMGAMEURGES consider lychen'ing the egg-born Muse-Sirens with Responsibility and Reason, but rescinds for now. Nevermind, as FORUMGAMEURGES realises it is a great idea, and create a new strand of lychen: Symbiotic Mild-Mannered Mental Lychen. Unlike the PRRL (Parasitic Responsible and Reasonable Lychen), the SMMML (Symbiotic Mild-Mannered Mental Lychen) only bonds to a host if said host is willing. All SMMML are mentally connected, the network forming a fascimile of the mental realm that might equal it if lychen can spread enough. Through their symbiotic lychen, the hosts can access and enjoy the Lychen Mental Realm.

The SMMML is given to the Muse-Sirens, its effects explained in the hopes they will use it and spread it.

Interact: Trade with the Minute-Maids
FORUMGAMEURGES, being Responsible and Reasonable, decides to reasonably and responsibly asks the Minute-Maids to give back the Pieces of the Great Game to the Muse-Sirens. FORUMGAMEURGES offer them Glasspirin in exchange. If negotiations fail, FORUMGAMEURGES will responsibly and reasonably stab the Minute-Maids with PRRL (Parasitic Responsible and Reasonable Lychen) to make them more... receptive.

Protect: Muse-Sirens

[Stirk]

CleanU created the Maidshrooms, a type of mushroom that grows on and devours messes. These Maodshrooms are edible and full of fiber, allowing them to clean out the insides of whoever eats them.

From the ashes of the Mop-maids appears the Ignis-maids, ashen black creatures that sanitize things with fire. I’m out of maid puns. And ideas to fight the adversary.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Grandma Sophia's Legendary Omenlette

Spoiler: Blocked by Abraxablock (click to show/hide)

A D V E R T I S E M E N T

Welcome to Grandma Sophia's Legendary Omenlette Recipe Extravaganza! Get ready for a whirlwind journey through the rich tapestry of our family's culinary legacy, complete with juicy anecdotes, scandalous gossip, and, of course, a hefty serving of mouthwatering omenlette goodness.

Imagine stepping into Grandma Sophia's quaint kitchen, where the aroma of sizzling bacon mingles with the tantalizing scent of freshly brewed coffee. The scene is set: a cozy ambiance, the clinking of utensils, and the warm chatter of loved ones eagerly awaiting their morning feast. This omenlette recipe isn't just a dish—it's a cherished tradition that has been passed down through generations, each rendition adding its own unique flavor to the family lore.

A D V E R T I S E M E N T

But let's rewind the clock a bit, shall we? Legend has it that Grandma Sophia herself stumbled upon the secret to crafting the perfect omenlette during a chance encounter with a mysterious Aeon chef who just happened to be passing through town. With a twinkle in his eye and a flick of his whisk, he imparted his millennia-old wisdom upon her, forever changing the course of our family's culinary destiny.

Now, Grandma Sophia was no stranger to a good story, and she wasted no time in sharing her newfound knowledge with the world—or at least, the small town she called home. Soon, the tantalizing aroma of her signature omenlettes wafted through the air, drawing neighbors and passersby alike to her doorstep like moths to a flame.

But as with any good family recipe, there's always a hint of drama lurking beneath the surface. Take, for example, the Great Skillet Scandal of '20067, when Aunt Demeter and Uncle Iasion engaged in a heated debate over who would inherit Grandma Sophia's prized cast iron skillet. Oh, the humanity! It was a tale that would be whispered about for generations to come, but fear not, dear reader, for the recipe survived unscathed, transcending petty family feuds and culinary squabbles.

Now, let's dive into the intricate details of this legendary recipe, shall we? It all begins with the humble egg, fresh from the coop and lovingly collected by Aunt Demeter herself. Then comes the creamy cheese, sourced from the finest dairy in the county, and the crisp vegetables, plucked straight from Uncle Iasion's bountiful garden.

A D V E R T I S E M E N T

But the real magic lies in the technique, a delicate dance of heat and timing that Grandma Sophia likened to conducting a symphony. You've got to whisk those eggs just so, folding them gently to create layers of fluffy perfection. It's a labor of love, to be sure, but one that yields delicious rewards with every mouthwatering bite.

And as you savor each delectable morsel of this divine dish, remember the stories woven into its very fabric. The laughter, the tears, the triumphs, and the tribulations—all captured in every forkful. So go ahead, channel your inner Grandma Sophia, and whip up a batch of these legendary omenlettes. Who knows? You might just start a few family legends of your own. Bon appétit!

A D V E R T I S E M E N T

Recipe:

Ingredients:
 - 12 eggs
 - 2 fablespoons extra famished gluttony oil (can be substituted with wrath oil for a spicy kick)
 - Seasonal vegetables
 - Insult and pepper, to taste
 - 1 fablespoon cooking vine

Tools:
 - Summer or spring-seasoned skillet
 - Heat source
 - Spatula
 - Whisk

Instructions:

1. Put a fablespoon of oil into the skillet on medium heat
2. Interact with the eggs and have the fertilized ones fight their way out of their eggs. (The egg is the world, and the ones who wish to be born must first destroy a world.)
3. Break the remaining eggs into the skillet.
2. Iä! Iä! Iä Breakfasturge Anzoth!
3. Whisk the eggs at high heat.
4. Sprinkle seasonal vegetables and cooking vine into skillet.
5. Fold omenlettes into seven rose shapes.
-1. Hop into Breakfasturge's skillet.
0. Flip pancakes often.
1. While pancakes are cooking, create a god for the birds to fly to. That god's name is 7. The omenlette is ready. The omenlette is ready. The omenlette is ready. The omenlette is ready. The omenlette is ready. The omenlette is ready. The omenlette is ready.
8. Serve hot and insult and pepper to taste.