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[Egan_BW]

You are omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. So are the other players.

At present, nothing exists. Including you and the other players. Though this fact does not preclude you from being omnipotent.

Also, being omnipotent does not preclude your actions from being subject to the whim of d6 die:
1: Trust the plan
2: *Disappears in a puff of logic*
3: Well, that was a disappointment
4: True neutral
5: TRUST THE PLAN
6: Hmm, what if...

[King Zultan]

I KNOW WHAT TO DO, CREATE A BUNCH OF ZEBRAS AND THROW THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE!

[TricMagic]

Take the nothingness and smash it's face into existence!

[Egan_BW]

I KNOW WHAT TO DO, CREATE A BUNCH OF ZEBRAS AND THROW THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE!

[2]
But how can you throw something all over the place before there is a place? Quite the conundrum. Maybe a zebra is a kind of place?

Take the nothingness and smash it's face into existence!

[2]
You piledrive the nothingness's face into more nothingness, because nothing more certainly exists and that means that you can throw it around as much as you want.

[TricMagic]

Trust the Plan. Continue punching it into existence.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Condense some of this ambient nothing into a little bit of something—maybe the start of a Self?

[Egan_BW]

Trust the Plan. Continue punching it into existence.

[6]
You continue benevolently Not smacking the hell out of anything which does exist. You're so non-violent!
For this act of Omnibenevolence, your Omnipotence is powered up! Which doesn't do anything, because you're already all-powerful.

Okay, your next roll which involves Potence has advantage. Don't question it.

Condense some of this ambient nothing into a little bit of something—maybe the start of a Self?

[6]
You don't squeeze anything down really hard until it becomes something. Or wait, you do? It's confusing.
There now exists a Matter. It seems to be VERY NORMAL MATTER with the sole property of being a "something" and existing. The fact that you got this stuff out of squeezing Nothing a bunch might have some strange implications. Or maybe not. You could choose to not question it. Even though you're Omniscient, so obviously you would know, but you could choose to make yourself not able to know if that would be more comfortable.

Currently there is a something and you are a nothing, but you could choose to Be the something.
"Be" the "something"? Y/N

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Sure, why not. Be the something I want to see in the void.

[Egan_BW]

You are now a Something and are made out of MATTER. Strangely, you have no other properties, besides omnipotence and other other omnis.

[TricMagic]

Fold Nothing and Something together, create WORLD. Punch vigorously to mix and bake for 10 millennia until fluffy and crisp.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Divide myself up into different kinds of matter, with different properties. Let’s get some primordial elements baybeee

[crazyabe]

RENDER MYSELF NON-OMNIPOTENT.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Yawn, stretch, then sharpen my claws on whatever happens to be close by.  Then seek the warmest place I can find.

[King Zultan]

Create the zebra, BE THE ZEBRA!

[Egan_BW]

Fold Nothing and Something together, create WORLD. Punch vigorously to mix and bake for 10 millennia until fluffy and crisp.

[1, 1]
Holly sheet that's bad luck.

You bake up a WORLD. But you left it in the oven too long! Now the WORLD is full of mischievous BAD DEMONS! That no benevolent!

Divide myself up into different kinds of matter, with different properties. Let’s get some primordial elements baybeee

[5]
Someone folds you a bunch and punches you, but you just use that energy to modify your components, creating a dense soup of hot and cold and alive and dead and light and dark. And all that matter has the property Linked because it's all you.

RENDER MYSELF NON-OMNIPOTENT.

[4]
You do so. Being nonexistent and omniscient, you may only act by Observing. Further self-modification will not be possible.

Yawn, stretch, then sharpen my claws on whatever happens to be close by.  Then seek the warmest place I can find.

[4]
Since you don't exist, you don't have claws. Anyways, you sharpen your claws on Tallik, and then curl up in a cluster of warn matter within Tallik.

Create the zebra, BE THE ZEBRA!

[1]
You create THE DEVIL.

"Be" THE DEVIL? Y/N