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How do I steal a castle?
« on: July 18, 2023, 07:21:17 pm »

I found a castle, but the people there didn't like my jokes, so I had to take revenge. Now I'm not much of a thief so I don't know how to do this, but how do I steal a castle? And I don't mean steal position of power, I mean how do I pick it up? How do I put it in my bag with all the people in there and run away? This is important, since I have great jokes and these people are mean, so I NEED revenge.
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2023, 11:10:26 pm »

Well first your adventurer needs to be holding a barrel, so make sure to strap your other equipment. Next, you must be standing exactly on the tile right in the middle of the castle; Take your time for this can prove very difficult for new players. As soon as you get it right press shift + i to interact with an object then pick the barrel and select the Fill wooden barrel with castle (Here) option. Then you are all set up!
(unfortunately the constant talking of all the citizens living in your inventory will turn on constant text announcements and the game will get rather unplayable so proceed at your own risk.)

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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2023, 03:05:23 am »

set fire to a flock of fluffy wamblers and chuck them over the walls. the distraction will allow you to pick up the castle (careful! use proper lifting posture here) without anyone spotting you.

another option is to slap a donkey and the resultant HEE haWWWing will conceal your thievery
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2023, 03:55:58 am »

the people there didn't like my jokes

Have you tried telling them the one about the merman and the dwarf?

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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2023, 02:38:37 pm »

I wouldn't be surprised if Rumrusher could do some thing like this.
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2023, 03:35:43 pm »

Well first your adventurer needs to be holding a barrel, so make sure to strap your other equipment.
This would be impossible due to my adventurer always needing to hold their weapon to prove their pure strength and superiority to the bandits who constantly try to attack. Is there any way to carry a barrel using their legs or weapon (weapon is a spear)?
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2023, 06:04:25 pm »

Well first your adventurer needs to be holding a barrel, so make sure to strap your other equipment.
This would be impossible due to my adventurer always needing to hold their weapon to prove their pure strength and superiority to the bandits who constantly try to attack. Is there any way to carry a barrel using their legs or weapon (weapon is a spear)?
play an adventurer with more than two arms, like the insect people or even better, spider people. Exploit this properly and you could pick up four castles at the same time.
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2023, 06:27:18 pm »

I want to use the adventurer I already have, since it's personal for him. Maybe I can persuade (or, more likely, intimidate) a companion to join me and I could put them on my shoulders so we can lift the castle together using the power of friendship and forced labor?
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2023, 10:59:54 pm »

Well first your adventurer needs to be holding a barrel, so make sure to strap your other equipment.
This would be impossible due to my adventurer always needing to hold their weapon to prove their pure strength and superiority to the bandits who constantly try to attack. Is there any way to carry a barrel using their legs or weapon (weapon is a spear)?

You can balance the barrel on one of you feet (here’s a complete YouTube tutorial that runs through how to do it).
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2023, 03:41:11 am »

Since you can't take the entire thing at once have you tried to take it a part and put it back together somewhere else?
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2023, 11:39:01 am »

You can balance the barrel on one of you feet (here’s a complete Youtube tutorial that runs through how to do it).
You see, I would completely trust you, however when I was about to click the link, the ancient words of my 3rd grade computer class teacher told me to not click on links from the internet made by other people, even though every link is made by people. I cannot betray them since they gave me a lollipop I think, so can you explain how to do it on this forum?
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2023, 12:13:35 pm »

Since you can't take the entire thing at once have you tried to take it a part and put it back together somewhere else?

This is probably possible with advfort. I bet you can cram all the pieces in a backpack.

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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2023, 01:08:33 pm »

Since you can't take the entire thing at once have you tried to take it a part and put it back together somewhere else?
If I tried this, they would definitely catch me and then throw me or something since some bandits stole my kneecaps and I can't stand anymore. I need a quick way to grab it and go.
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2023, 02:46:40 am »

Dang bandits stealing kneecaps!

Have you tried to steal the bandits and stuff them in your backpack before they can throw you?
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Re: How do I steal a castle?
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2023, 04:01:40 am »

If you really, really want to steal a castle you'll think of a way.
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