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Author Topic: SPAMPOCALYPSE - King Tengor "the Caring" of Kallvol!  (Read 5122 times)

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Re: SPAMPOCALYPSE - Chief Tengor Khenbish of Kallvol Clan!
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2023, 03:32:15 am »

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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2023, 03:48:42 am »

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Re: SPAMPOCALYPSE - Chief Tengor Khenbish of Kallvol Clan!
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2023, 10:53:33 am »

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Re: SPAMPOCALYPSE - Chief Tengor Khenbish of Kallvol Clan!
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2023, 01:51:26 pm »

A On one hand we will effectively be the first kingdom to get their shite kicked in by any foreign invaders (ironically) on the other room to expand northwards and think of all the potential tariff money!
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« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2023, 04:01:42 pm »

You gladly accept Cenware’s offer. Your warriors roar in joy at the expectations of carving their own kingdom for the Kallvols.
In the following weeks, cities around prefer to surrender rather than suffering a siege, after the calamitous spectacle offered by the aversarian troops from Oraispol.
Soon enough, a dozen cities are regrouped in a territory, which becomes your kingdom! It is known as the kingdom of Kallvol, following your clan’s name, and its capital, Atapolis, is renamed Kallvolpolij.



Congratulations ! Tengor Kenbish becomes the King of Kallvol!



Late Spring 1300 IS

After much celebrations and feasts to cheer up your rise, Cenware and his army move up towards the south, to bring steel and fire to Oraispol and its puppet king in the hands of its "Conclave", old religious men clinging to their former power.

You now rest alone with your people. Your new kingdom is in a bad shape. A dozen of cities in ruins, whether from war or from neglect, fields brutalized by magic and traveling armies and a mistreated population from a century long civil-war (the Kallvol clan alone is enough to make about a quarter of the kingdom’s population).
To said that much need to be done would be an understatement. The local aversarians are in a state of uncertainty for now: this is not the first time a warlord proclaims itself a king, however small the kingdom may be.

But these can wait for now. Your trusted advisor comes to you with a matter of utmost importance: matrimonial arrangements. Albeit you have a younger brother, Halwald, and a sister, Siegfra, it is expected of you to marry and produce offspring to lead the future generations, especially as you are already 25 years old.

A) Find me a daughter of the local aversarian nobility, to win their heart
B) I will marry a woman of good Kallvol stock, to cement the loyalty of my warriors
C) Seek me a relative from one of the tribes in the Kathani province, further north
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Re: SPAMPOCALYPSE - King Tengor of Kallvol!
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2023, 05:03:24 pm »

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« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2023, 10:07:49 pm »

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« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2023, 12:11:10 am »

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« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2023, 01:34:08 am »

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« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2023, 06:26:36 am »

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« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2023, 06:33:45 am »

Looks like we might need a tie-breaker!
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« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2023, 06:43:20 am »

Looks like we might need a tie-breaker!
I'll change to A then.
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« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2023, 06:47:53 am »

You ask for an aversarian wife. Some patriarchs of the most important Kallvol families seem disappointed, but you are sure they will get over it with time.
Your chancellor nods and promise to come back with a fine bride for you.

Early Summer 1300 IS

You heard Cenware’s army arrived at Oraispol, and is now laying siege.

Summer 1300 IS

Your marshal comes to you, followed by a few intimidated aversarian nobles.
"My king," (the title still sounds strange to you), "these local leaders ask for security. They say the country is overrun by banditry and deserters, making trips impossible for merchants and work in the field hazardous for peasants. They plead for your intervention."

A) "Good thing my warriors are stamping for action, right?"
B) "Let’s spend some money for local guards, then"
C) "Naah, I’m sure they will do fine!"
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