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The Canadian kitten

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2023, 12:12:34 am »

A!
I'm sure he won't fall on his own sword...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #61 on: June 29, 2023, 02:40:42 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #62 on: July 01, 2023, 04:43:29 am »

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You tell Vallurvo about your skills, your deeds, and how it wouldn't be fair to duel him whilst he is drunk, and-

"What a man! What a king! Such fairness, finest mans wasn't seen!" Vallervo is safely redirected to drinking.

The next day, after he sobers up (which takes until afternoon), Prince Vallervo falls to your knees and apologizes for his treatment alongside his servants.

503 AD, Midwinter

The giggling, the long walks, the dances.

Vallervo has found a fellow soul, it seems, in your very castle - your wife Dugda.

Although the soldiers and servants keep an eye on them all the time, you cannot help but boil a little bit inside. Does he have no manners? Does she have no sense of loyalty??

A) About time I tell Prince Vallurvo what I think of his behavior!
B) I shall tell both of them what I think of this indecency they're publicly presenting!
C) About time I tell my wife what I think of her infidelity!
D) Then again, they're both about the same age, and nothing's wrong with chatting and walking, no?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #63 on: July 01, 2023, 04:47:50 am »

B
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #64 on: July 01, 2023, 11:40:59 am »

C. Let's not piss off the prince.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #65 on: July 01, 2023, 03:22:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #66 on: July 01, 2023, 10:14:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #67 on: July 02, 2023, 03:46:14 pm »

When the time is right, you approach your wife and tell her in few choice words what you think of her behavior around the young dashing foreign prince.

"Of course, dear husband." She says, calmly looking you in the eye. "This won't happen again."

503 AD, Late Winter

Prince Vallurvo, and his entourage, have packed up and left once the snow started to get wet and days brighter.

He was a lousy, noisy guest and little of politics was done with him.

Some of your councilmen are actually relieved her left.

503 AD, End of the Year

Happiness: 2
Population: 3
Economy: 3
Army: 3

You rub your chin in consternation.

"Your subjects continue to be somewhat grudging towards your rule, or rather, consequences of your ascension." Says the Advisor, tapping at the top of the Scrolls.

"I would argue that we should bribe then with cake and festivities, my liege. From festival expenses we can recover somewhat readily, from riots and revolts - not."

A) "Agreed! Let the people have fun!"
B) "I won't spend our hard-earned money in such frivolous ways!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #68 on: July 02, 2023, 03:49:18 pm »

Cool, we have money now. I guess hosting the Prince didn't cost us too badly. Given we have continuous income but not continuous popularity boosting, I'm leaning toward A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #69 on: July 02, 2023, 06:08:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #70 on: July 04, 2023, 03:20:28 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #71 on: July 04, 2023, 03:25:59 am »

A - Happy people make us more money
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2023, 12:34:51 pm »

Let's go for an A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #73 on: July 05, 2023, 02:50:44 pm »

You decide to sponsor some festivals and feasts.

504 AD, Spring

On a particularily warm day of early Spring, the guards bring news.

"My liege, you have a diplomat from the distant kingdom of Ulko, wishing to present you a proposal from his king. There's also some mayors and village elders from down-river fishing hamlets and port cities, asking for audience."

A) "Let in the foreigner first!"
B) "Let my people in first!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #74 on: July 05, 2023, 03:19:42 pm »

A, nobility first, I guess
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