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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!  (Read 18865 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #300 on: September 25, 2023, 04:23:05 am »

"Servants, guards, gifts and valuables! This is prime opportunity to show the wealth and splendor of our kingdom compared to others." The Advisor agrees and your courtiers nod and murmur along.

511 AD, End of the Year

You: ready!

Advisor: in your chamber!

Scrolls of Kingdom Status: on your desk!

Happiness: 6
Population: 3
Economy: 4
Army: 3

"You Majesty, our economy is improving and people are praising your leadership. It might be a good idea to snatch away some youngsters and put them to soldiering - indeed, some might consider it a point of pride to fight and die for you and their kinsmen!"

"Your idea?"

"Marshal's, actually."

A) "It is a good idea anyway! Draft some peasants into the army!"
B) "Ehhh, it's not like we're going to wary anytime soon."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #301 on: September 25, 2023, 04:26:12 am »

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« Reply #302 on: September 25, 2023, 04:27:13 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #304 on: September 25, 2023, 07:13:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #305 on: September 25, 2023, 12:38:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #306 on: September 25, 2023, 12:58:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #307 on: September 25, 2023, 02:41:12 pm »

A A score of 4 is usually what we want to hover around in Economy and Army. Any lower and we tend to get caught off guard, any larger and Haspen finds a way to get rid of them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #308 on: October 07, 2023, 02:10:54 pm »

You order youths and peasants pushed into military service.

512 AD, Spring

Your wife, Dugda, is pregnant again!

The healers believe the child should be born somewhere around Autumn.

512 AD, Mid-Spring

At this day, you have an audience with the beast-tamers and Druids responsible for taming and breeding of the Mammos.

"My liege!" Says the beast-tamer in charge of the whole. "The Mammos are healthy, aplenty, and well-behaved. Waiting five years did help us master their spirits and ease them into work. We believe the herds are truly ready for menial work. But if you so desire, a year of combat training and harness-weaving could have them fielded by your soldiers as beast of transport and war!"

A) "At last! Make them toil the soil of Surinthomus for the good of all living here!"
B) "At last! Have them trained for war, they shall strike fear into hearts of our foes!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #309 on: October 07, 2023, 02:15:31 pm »

[Is this an either this or that choice? Like, if we train the Mammos for war, would that somehow exclude them from being used as beasts of burden, for some reason?]
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #310 on: October 07, 2023, 02:16:57 pm »

This is a choice between economic boost and army boost.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #311 on: October 07, 2023, 04:24:41 pm »

A - Money is good for so many things
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #312 on: October 07, 2023, 04:28:35 pm »

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if we have more money, we can afford more army
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #313 on: October 07, 2023, 04:56:15 pm »

A We also have a history of losing special units based on other species in the previous games. I'd like the Mammos to stick around.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #314 on: October 08, 2023, 02:05:42 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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