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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!  (Read 18867 times)

The Canadian kitten

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #285 on: August 31, 2023, 04:10:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #286 on: September 01, 2023, 02:53:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #287 on: September 02, 2023, 10:15:32 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #288 on: September 03, 2023, 01:52:41 pm »

You order that festivities are to commence this Autumn!

511 AD, Winter

A messenger from Rycht has arrived, say the guards.

As he enters the audience room, he takes off his fur cap and steps to the middle of the hall.

"King Cyrus! Good chiefs of Surinthomus! By the order of my King and master, Herykk of Rycht, I am to invite you to the Great Seating, to discuss politics and laws both current and future, on the first day of Summer of the next year." Even before the messenger finishes his invitation, your courtiers erupt in murmur and whispering. You lean toward the Advisor, who does the same in your direction.

"What is the Great Seating?" The Advisor whispers an answer.

"It is tradition of our lands, when a King becomes influential, be it by conquest, marriage, or simply amicable terms with others, to gather all the other royals to the Seating, so that there might be discussion about unifying our disparate and fragmented countries into one. No wonder you have not heard of this before; last time this was attempted was almost hundred years ago by King Vati of Reval, but he got nowhere with his plans."

"What say you?" Asks the messenger, placing his hands on his waist.

You decide to...

A) Reject this thinly-veiled attempt at contesting your rule!
B) Accept the invitation of your father-in-law, its about time you paid him a visit.
C) Try to find out who else is invited and who is coming to this 'Great Seating'.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #289 on: September 03, 2023, 01:55:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #290 on: September 03, 2023, 02:01:31 pm »

B - Finding out who else got invited should be a simple task for our spymaster. There may be a lot of kingdoms to check on, but it should be very difficult to hide
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #292 on: September 03, 2023, 02:43:14 pm »

You must upgrade from Tribal Monarchy to Feudal or Administrative Monarchy to unlock the court position of Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #293 on: September 04, 2023, 03:33:15 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #294 on: September 04, 2023, 01:53:15 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #295 on: September 08, 2023, 04:19:34 pm »

"I accept. I shall attend this Great Seating."

"Then sail by boat downriver and set foot in Rycht on the last day of Spring. King Herykk's men will take care of you." The messenger swirls his fur cap in a goodbye and then leaves.

As your courtiers discuss the Great Seating between themselves, the Advisor leans to you.

"Whatever else than yourself shall you take to the Great Seating, my liege?"

A) "An entourage of hundred servants and guards!"
B) "Servants, guards, gifts and valuables!"
C) "Several coffers worth of finest gifts!"
D) "Nothing, except few most needed servants."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #296 on: September 08, 2023, 08:01:36 pm »

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« Reply #297 on: September 08, 2023, 09:08:29 pm »

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« Reply #299 on: September 10, 2023, 12:46:32 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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