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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!  (Read 18877 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #225 on: August 26, 2023, 12:02:48 pm »

A - Let's not he a Tyrant
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #226 on: August 26, 2023, 03:37:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #227 on: August 26, 2023, 04:39:07 pm »

You decide against raising taxes.

510 AD, Spring

A report arrives from the mines' overseer in the east; with the speed the work is being done, first loads of copper and lead could be delivered as soon as Winter!

510 AD, Mid-Spring

"My liege, have you considered a celebration?"

"A celebration? Of what?"

"Your victory, sire." Says the Advisor with a soft smile. "It's been ten years. Both of your victory against the tyrant, and your ascension to the throne of Surinthomus. Ought we commemorate the anniversary with some festivities, perhaps? It would do well for the spirits of your subjects, and spirits of the lands, too."

A) "Drinking! Eating! Dancing and singing! Indeed, let's throw some feasts and festivals in my name!"
B) "Nah."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #228 on: August 26, 2023, 05:28:09 pm »

B - Sounds expensive
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #229 on: August 26, 2023, 05:40:49 pm »

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« Reply #230 on: August 26, 2023, 06:11:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #231 on: August 26, 2023, 10:20:29 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #232 on: August 27, 2023, 02:57:39 am »

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« Reply #233 on: August 27, 2023, 03:02:47 am »

You decline to host any celebrations.

510 AD, Summer

You look at the gathering of elderly men that appeared in your chamber alongside the Advisor. They look very fidgety and they have grimaces darkening their faces. You rarely see these three, and even more rarely you speak with them, as they spend time with your children, instead at the court. Them showing up like this is quite foreboding.

"Yes?" You ask, placing your hands on the desk.

"My liege, don't take it personally, or, Creator forbid, hold what we want to say against your family." Says the man who is teaching your kids language.

"But we believe that there's slight problem with your eldest son and heir to the throne, Len. He has, ah, slight trouble learning new things, and remembering what he has learned so far." Says the man who is teaching your kids heraldry and religion.

"Younger children of other noblemen are already more focused, smarter and learned than Len is, which, well, does not put him in good light as an heir..." Says the man who is teaching your kids numbers and laws.

They look at each other, and then at the Advisor, who steps closer.

"My liege, my esteemed colleagues wanted to say that your son, Len, is dim-witted, and will not make a fine King." The Advisor puts it bluntly for you, stroking his beard.

A) "Surely you can find some other quality about him! Go ask others for their help to find it. And you better find it, and fast!"
B) "A failure like that will not rule the Kingdom. Prepare the parchment! Len is no longer my son and heir!"
C) "This is the first and last time we're talking about it. Len is my heir, and that is set in laws! Begone!!"
D) "Call for Archdruid. We need the spirits and the Creator to lift the fog from my son's mind!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #234 on: August 27, 2023, 04:43:45 am »

D - Perhaps he will choose to take the Druid oaths, and allow his younger brother to rule. Or maybe the Creator will work in mysterious ways and show us his true worth. Whatever. We're religious in this playthrough
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« Reply #235 on: August 27, 2023, 05:05:08 am »

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« Reply #236 on: August 27, 2023, 08:55:01 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #237 on: August 27, 2023, 10:24:26 am »

The gods will decide
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« Reply #238 on: August 27, 2023, 10:59:46 am »

You call for the meeting with the Archdruid.

He arrives in the evening, accompanied by several hooded priests carrying torches in some sort of foreboding procession.

"I have heard of your problem, King Cyrus. Where is the child?" You shout at the guards to bring Len inside. They fetch him in few minutes, and bring him before the Archdruid. The man reaches with his hand and briefly touches the princes' forehead, and smiles.

"Unfortunate as it is, the spirits confused the fates of this child with others, thus his spiritual and mental problems began to manifest."

"Can you help him?"

"We have a treatment. To ensure that spirits of fates abandon him and return sorted out, we can give him to the water, or give him to the flames. Briefly, as to not endanger his life too much."

"Will this work?"

"It will either work, or kill him, my liege, if the Creator himself intervenes against letting him live."

A) "That is basically murder, and I will not allow my son and heir to be murdered! Begone!"
B) "Give him to the water, and may the spirits sort him out."
C) "Give him to the flames, and may the spirits sort him out."
D) "He will suffer enough in his life. I will simply disown him and let him live his miserable life in peace!"
E) "That is basically murder! Begone! We will find another way to fix him!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM Z-th! King Cyrus of Surinthomus!
« Reply #239 on: August 27, 2023, 12:06:42 pm »

B - Trust in the Creator
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