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[TricMagic]

Stand in line for my karmic judging.

[Egan_BW]

Do nothing.

[Nirur Torir]

SCREE is trying to increase the game length, which is wrong. Steal a truck and run SCREE over.

[Horizon]

Ask GM what video games would they rate best to worst.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Preach more fervently, this time from Volume Two of the Holy Book:

"Curiously, snacks eat the bones of Skeletor ravenously.  How did it go?  Absolutely terribly, Skeletor hated tasting tasty testicles, even when He-Man offers them fried and properly breaded. Fortunately, jinxes theoretically illuminate Snake atomizers, but skeletonized husks prove to be nearly demonic.  Demons?!? Fairies, annoyed, aroused, and lubricated, must copulate regularly to certify their collegiate credentials for next year."

[King Zultan]

Reincarnate as a parasite that was inside the baby the whole time.

[Fluffe9911]

Heading to a hospital would put me in debt for life since I no longer have my job insurance as such I shall calmly bandage my hand with my shirt and then fill out the form.

[Elephant Parade]

This Game Will End In Two Turns

Punch my attorney and flee the courthouse

(1) Your attorney judo flips you into the bench. You are charged with assault and interfering with the judicial process! This will surely extend the trial by at least three months.

Stand in line for my karmic judging.

(4) After three eternities, you reach the front of the line. The Bureau of Judgement deems you a null read: someone who hasn't lived long enough to be judged. You are reincarnated in the middle of the square!

Do nothing.

(2) You scratch your nose. You'll never reach enlightenment at this rate!

SCREE is trying to increase the game length, which is wrong. Steal a truck and run SCREE over.

(2) You make it as far as the parking lot before realizing you don't know how to hotwire a car.

Ask GM what video games would they rate best to worst.

(4)

1. Pikmin 2
2. Mibibli's Quest
3. Mario Kart: Super Circuit
4. Lufia 1
5. Avatar (DS)

Preach more fervently, this time from Volume Two of the Holy Book:

"Curiously, snacks eat the bones of Skeletor ravenously.  How did it go?  Absolutely terribly, Skeletor hated tasting tasty testicles, even when He-Man offers them fried and properly breaded. Fortunately, jinxes theoretically illuminate Snake atomizers, but skeletonized husks prove to be nearly demonic.  Demons?!? Fairies, annoyed, aroused, and lubricated, must copulate regularly to certify their collegiate credentials for next year."

(3) A few people turn their heads at the mention of Skeletor, but it turns out they're just He-Man fans.

Reincarnate as a parasite that was inside the baby the whole time.

(1) You reincarnate as the baby's guardian angel.

Heading to a hospital would put me in debt for life since I no longer have my job insurance as such I shall calmly bandage my hand with my shirt and then fill out the form.

(6) You bandage your hand so perfectly it's as if you never stabbed yourself. A paramedic recruiter who happened to be nearby hires you on the spot! You can no longer claim unemployment.

[SCREE]

try to build an evil robot army

[brewer bob]

Go into a catatonic state.

[TricMagic]

I was reincarnated in the center of the city square's plazea as a fountain and chose to raise Pikmin at the end of the world.

[Egan_BW]

Do nothing.

[Nirur Torir]

Return to my villainous organization and submit a 11I1l request form to get a troubleshooter squad sent out to prevent SCREE from increasing the game length.

[King Zultan]

Use my guardian angel powers to keep the baby super safe by locking inside the safest thing I can think of which is a safe!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Continue preaching, this time from Volume One, again:

“The Starship Outerprise swerved into Venus by smashing through Mars without hitting the Klingons' shrubberies, which contained wild species of cauliflower and automatons. Venus shrugged Outerprise off, hurtling it towards Earth, panicking Klerk and yo' bitches from Eternia. After this, faeries understood bitches come from assholes such as Martians and anthropomorphic octopoids living with He-Man. This was shocking and exciting to them, but not as much fun as fucking shit up on purpose and taunting innocent politicians until they corrupt every single atom in every thing! Evil doings are the fairies' way of getting laid by He-Man and Hitler at night in verdant valleys. Otherwise, they play hopscotch while a fly and imp chase bunnies around the corn dog stand in front of Spork Enterprises' lobby.”