Ok, thanks for explaining that NQT, it was pretty expected but underwhelming all the same. Ugh.
Yes, Toaster is bad in many ways, but strong players think he is just always like this, and it is unlikely that they have a reason to lie, irregardless of alignment. He may just have been asleep recently. I know I'd like to be.
This attitude is why I have to shoot you. You do realize this, right?
I... yeah, sure. You'll be shooting me if you don't get voted off. You have a gun and won't be converting anyone, you'll be shooting them. That is definitely what you'll be doing.
I'm so tired of this. I can't be doing it right. Maybe it's time to change.
Maybe.
Max: the fun police are here. They've driven up in a normal car, and a perfectly sensible number of them got out of it.
Now, I know the two of us don't always see eye to eye on the matter of fun. I'm against it, as you know. In some ways, it disgusts me. But as much as I dislike it, I believe that certain liberties must be protected. Web and NQT have crossed a line here, and I need to do something about that. I need to do it for KW, and his right to make the game hilarious and nonsensical on the off-chance he's actually a cult leader. I need to do it for Egan, and their natural right to bloodshed. But more than that, I need to do it for myself.
Because there's something I haven't been telling you, even though you've known it all along.
I'm secretly masons with Max.
And I'm a miller. I literally inspect as a mill. And I'm unconvertibly town. I can't change alignment. Not even after the game is over. I didn't believe FoU when he told me, but apparently Mephansteras is backing him up here, and he'll just fucking ban me if I ever roll scum. And also I'm masons with Egan. I should have voted Jim with him when I had the chance, and I'm so, so sorry we've ended up here instead. I'd take it back in an instant.
I'm secretly fun.