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[Toaster]

I don’t want to see this fail. In.

[FallacyofUrist]

Alright. Game will start Monday (evening). Knowing me, maybe 2 AM Tuesday or whatever, but somewhere in that general range.

I'll be finalizing everything now.

If anyone else wants to join you can technically do so until Sunday's over but it's not needed now.

[ToonyMan]

I don’t want to see this fail. In.

I'm tired of cults.

I hate dealing with cults.

I hate cults.

I hate dealing with conversion.

I'd never join a Cult Mafia game.

I hate cult games

[Toaster]

🤣

They're SLIGHTLY more tolerable when I know they're coming.

[FallacyofUrist]

I am going to need multiple spreadsheets for this abomination of a game.

[Egan_BW]

Enjoy.

[Knightwing64]

I am going to need multiple spreadsheets for this abomination of a game.

omg, you’re like a quadrillion years old 0.0

[TricMagic]

I am going to need multiple spreadsheets for this abomination of a game.

omg, you’re like a quadrillion years old 0.0

Sad to tell you this Knightwing, but even college kids these days are expected to learn how to use spreadsheets. Best study up early for an easy computer sciences class. Yes it makes no sense, no you can't get out of it, and yes college is still an expensive waste of money, go to trade school.

[webadict]

I am going to need multiple spreadsheets for this abomination of a game.

omg, you’re like a quadrillion years old 0.0

How do you process Nights?

[FallacyofUrist]

Can you believe I didn't use spreadsheets until my most recent game

Like, at all

It's just so much easier, now that I see it, to put players into neat rows and columns.

[webadict]

Can you believe I didn't use spreadsheets until my most recent game

Like, at all

It's just so much easier, now that I see it, to put players into neat rows and columns.

I didn't until I killed the wrong Player while processing.  Now I do, plus, I can filter Actions and easily process things.

[Toaster]

I am going to need multiple spreadsheets for this abomination of a game.

omg, you’re like a quadrillion years old 0.0

Good luck finding anything approaching an office job and not using them.

_{I mean there's plenty of perfectly good jobs out there otherwise but if you're in a remotely office environment, you'll use them.  Pro tip ChatGPT can write the weird queries for you}

[FallacyofUrist]

I have completed the first final stage, where I made your roles fit your requests, if any. Now for the second final stage, where I will try to make the game not crash and burn horribly within the first two cycles. I make no guarantee of success, only of the attempt.

Edit:

Okay. Game starts Tuesday night. I could stay up later pushing myself to finish this, but sleep deprived Fallacy does not balance games well, and as much as we're really close to being able to start, I want this to be a good Horrible experience, not a bad horrible experience. Y'all can wait an extra 20 hours or whatever.

[FallacyofUrist]

Triangulating thronglers...

Memeticizing figments...

Generating lucky numbers...

WARNING: ALL ASSIGNMENTS ARE RANDOM. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Summoning legendary heroes...

1... 2.... 5... 8............. 11

Completed

Launching horrible_cults.exe


Please standby for final tuning and information transfer.

[FallacyofUrist]

Transmitting data packets.