Turn 5
"Might want to close your eyes buddy."
Well, close my eyes, and show the massed squirrels this little light of mine.
Lets pick off a few then, even if I can't kill the whole cluster. Some are distracted, some are more distracted.. lets nip at the edges and take out a couple.
(3, 2) Devastator, not quite making out what Maxine said, turns to ask her. Unfortunately for him, she's already opening the bag; the resultant flash strikes him as blind as the squirrels. His blade shines with an almost painful light.
Keep shooting at things that move! eventually one of them will be worth gems!
(6) You fire on another leaf, a tumbleweed, a particularly breezy cloud, a third leaf, a flowing stream, and the squirrel drinking from it, in that order. The last target vomits a
red gem onto the ice.
Now that I have a hat I go forth and find more things to stab!
(4) You see a huge flightless bird dipping its massive sword-edged beak into a pool of water.
Search for something to kill Wonder if they like the taste of paint
(2) You set off into the woods. Ten minutes of stumbles and detours later, you're back in the clearing.
Spin the wheel with force
(3) It's actually a dial, not a wheel, but fine. The machine gives you a
six-pointed ice crown.
Bash together rocks and sticks until I have crafted a stone axe, pickaxe, shovel, hoe, and sword, in the traditional manner.
(-) Whoa whoa whoa, buddy. What do you think this is, Roll to Minecraft? There's only one way to spontaneously turn one item into another 'round here, and that's to use the machine; get outta here with this crafting nonsense.
If Horizon points the squirrel out to me, hit it with the classic ribcage laser. Otherwise, continue searching for something to de-blood.
If Horizon points the squirrel out to me, hit it with the classic ribcage laser. Otherwise, continue searching for something to de-blood.
There be squirrels partner, point out the squirrels.
(5) Skies hits it right in the heart! It explodes into gore, leaving only a
red gem behind.
"Ehhhhhhhh this thing's giving me bad vibes."
Carefully put the wand ontop of the machine and head back out with my trusty shovel to do more monster slaying!
(1v5) You don't make it ten feet into the woods before a squirrel drops down from the trees, lands on your head, and starts clawing the hell out of your shoulders. Your screams echo through the wood.
Sign a contract for a loan of three gems. This 'interest' business only sounds like a problem for future me!
(1) After you sign the contract, the wolf informs you of the 10% service surcharge, just in case you skipped the small print. You did, naturally. He hands you your gems and sends you on your way.
You are in a thick forest teaming with monsters. Standing in front of you is a gachapon machine full of mysterious items; it accepts red gemstones and nothing else. You have one red gemstone. What would you like to do?
Go find a monster and use it to make a contract instead. Screw the Gachapon!
(6) You find the same wolf. He offers you the same deal, albeit with a 6% interest rate. He's sorry, but that's the best he can do for someone with no credit history.
examine bracelet, with my eyes and my mind. then run away from the rest of the people
(2) It's a steel bracelet. Not much more to say about it, really, unless it does something interesting when you put it on. You make your escape; you are now standing beside a wide river in the woods.
BlackPaladin99 (0): Bracelet?
Counterfactual (3): Bow?, Quiver, Debt (💎3.3)
crazyabe (0): Ice Pistol?
Devastator (0): Longsword?
Egan_BW (1): Assorted Rocks
Fluffe (0): Shovel?
Horizon (0): Case of Mines (12)?
IronyOwl (1): Magical Mary™ Wand: Summer Splash Mode, Gorecloak
King Zultan (1): Knife?, Skullcap
Knightwing (0): Crown?
Maxine (0): Bag of Light
Naturegirl (0): Paint?, Large Paintbrush
TricMagic (1): (Empty)
VermilionSkies (0): Rifle?
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