Turn 4
Use my knife to cut the wolfs heads off and make a helm from them!
(3) You screw up the left head too badly to salvage it, but you make the right into a decent, if not particularly pleasant, skullcap.
Toss the Acorn of Discord into their midst before laying waste to them with my Shiny Longsword
(4) You toss a particularly exquisite acorn into the branches. A bunch of them start squabbling over it, but not enough for you to get your slaughter on with impunity—there
are dozens of them.
Whew. Wander off in search of something to expose to the light and... beat to death.
(6) You join Devastator in front of the squirrel-infested tree.
Find myself an abomination to exsanguinate with the power of the Blood Remover 1.0.
My mind wanders, considering to plant the explosives around the machine to reap the sweet sweet gacha gems from the corpses of other players..yet I do not.
Walk up to the person, obviously staying out of the range of fire "Hello there, seems you have a nice weapon there. Would you like to mayhaps..Team up?" I ask VermillionSkies, following them to help exsanguinate whatever abomination they find!
(2, 3) Skies doesn't find anything, but Horizon espies a squirrel scuttling down a trail.
Pick up the gem and head back to the machine for more gamblin!
(1) The machine dispenses an
ominous obsidian wand. Touching it makes you feel like you've taken your life into your hands.
Venture into the wilderness in search of an intelligent monster who'd be willing to loan me some red gems against my delicious flesh as collateral.
(6) You encounter a two-headed wolf in a suit. He offers you a loan of up to five gems on the condition that you pay your debt in full by Turn 15. Interest is 5% per turn, compounding. What do you say? He pushes a contract and pen across his desk with a claw.
Set out in search of some knappable rocks. I don't need no stinking machine! I'll rebuild the whole paleolithic tech tree on my own!
(5) You've got the rocks--a whole pile's worth, in fact. Now what?
Stylishly find more innocents to butcher foul monsters to slay
(6) You come across a trio of squirrels feasting on the corpse of a two-headed wolf.
Tis hunt'in season, wander about, shoot whatever(or whoever) moves so I can collect RED gems.
(2) You shoot a falling leaf. It explodes into snowflakes.
Sweet, magic paint! Now to see what it does. Paint a patch of grass with the new cosmic paint, Observe results
(2) The grass ceases to wave in the breeze. Aside from that, it appears to be unaffected.
BlackPaladin99 (0): Bracelet?
Counterfactual (0): Bow?, Quiver
crazyabe (0): Ice Pistol?
Devastator (0): Longsword?
Egan_BW (1): Assorted Rocks
Fluffe (0): Shovel?, Wand?
Horizon (0): Case of Mines (12)?
IronyOwl (1): Magical Mary™ Wand: Summer Splash Mode, Gorecloak
King Zultan (0): Knife?, Skullcap
Maxine (0): Bag of Light
Naturegirl (0): Paint?, Large Paintbrush
VermilionSkies (0): Rifle?
edit: added egan, removed Maxine's inexplicable clone
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