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Author Topic: Roll to Gacha: rip  (Read 6449 times)

Elephant Parade

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Roll to Gacha: rip
« on: April 01, 2023, 02:08:41 pm »

You are in a thick forest teaming with monsters. Standing in front of you is a gachapon machine full of mysterious items; it accepts red gemstones and nothing else. You have one red gemstone. What would you like to do?
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Fluffe9911

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Re: Roll to Gacha
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2023, 02:31:42 pm »

Clearly I walk away from the strange gachapon machine in the middle of nowhere... just kidding put in that gemstone and lets get gambling!
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Re: Roll to Gacha
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2023, 03:11:06 pm »

Cmoooooooooon baby, daddy needs a new SSS+ Summertime Fun Waifu!
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Re: Roll to Gacha
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2023, 03:39:22 pm »

Kick the Gapchapon Machine, then feed it my gem.
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Re: Roll to Gacha
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2023, 04:14:55 pm »

feed it my gem
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Re: Roll to Gacha
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2023, 06:52:46 pm »

Turn 1

Clearly I walk away from the strange gachapon machine in the middle of nowhere... just kidding put in that gemstone and lets get gambling!
(3) The machine spits out a red ball; it breaks against the ground, revealing a metal shovel with a huge blade.

Cmoooooooooon baby, daddy needs a new SSS+ Summertime Fun Waifu!
(4) Alas, this is the equipment gacha. Inside your ball is a Magical Mary™ Wand: Summer Splash Mode, or so the label says. It's a foot-long plastic stick with a button on the handle, a big pink LED heart on the end, and twin wave-patterned ribbons coiled around the whole thing.

Kick the Gapchapon Machine, then feed it my gem.
(3) What's this thing made of, adamantine? This is the worst your toe has ever hurt! The machine coughs out an icicle-laden handgun with a glowing trigger.

feed it my gem
(2) The machine dispenses a ball containing a thick steel bracelet.

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Devastator

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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2023, 06:55:28 pm »

Spin the wheel!
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VermilionSkies

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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2023, 07:05:31 pm »

Drop my gem in and extract my new 000 identity prize out.
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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2023, 07:08:33 pm »

Shoot the next person to act in the leg.
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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2023, 07:12:27 pm »

Dive behind the Gachapon machine to take cover from crazyabe's shot.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2023, 07:12:34 pm »

Disregard basic game mechanics, just find the closest hostile and- oh hey, abe is the closest hostile. Suplex him.
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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2023, 07:13:03 pm »

Dive behind the Gachapon machine to take cover from crazyabe's shot.
Dangit you stole my spot! Oh well maybe I can sneak up behind him now.
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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2023, 07:15:17 pm »

I pick up the sword shovel and examine it "Neat guess I can kill monsters with this!"

Charge deeper into the forest with my new weapon!

(I was literally about to post but then saw crazy's post so waited for someone else to post first lol)
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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2023, 07:38:02 pm »

Ahem, insert gem, receive fabulous prize.
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Re: Roll to Gacha: Turn 1
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2023, 08:00:35 pm »

Put da gem in da machine.
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