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[Horizon]

Stick my head out of the “Life” doorway.  “Hey, Horizon?  Mind helping me with something over here?  Also, does anyone have some glue?”.  Work with Horizon (and/or whoever else volunteers) to fix the “Life” door.

Use the door shield to make a new Life door by Tree Sentinel shaping it with the broken remnants of the Life door.

((Would giving up an object confer a roll of advantage? Or a bonus of some kind?))

[Devastator]

Attack the Courageous Castle Dragon Slime!  Maybe this time it'll end up dying.

[Quarque]

It hits you back for 1 damage, and you are now DEAD. There was no way that could have been avoided!

((Indeed. ))

"Machinist, good to see you. I brought Duct Tape and a nail, hopefully it is good enough to repair the door. I also have a slimy heart that we could try and knead into glue. Take them and give it a try, if you like."

Give the Duct Tape, the nail and the Slimy Heart to the machinist.

Then see if DEATH can beat me at my favorite game. Snakes and ladders!

[King Zultan]

Eat the dragon part of the Courageous Castle Dragon Slime.

[Strif3]

That's a lot of coins on the ground there. it'd be a financial disaster to just leave them laying about like that. Slime coins should go to their rightful owners, as well as be fairly distributed among those who produced them.

And I am pretty close to level 5. How might i become more powerful?
Oh i know. I'll start a banking service on the side.
I'm literally the perfect fun guy to do that.

Summon a bunch of little mushroom dudes to automatically gather up and bankspace* untouched slime coins. Starting with the ones dropped by Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime.

It'll be 17 coins into my/the bank's bank account, 18 into Quarque's bank account, and 18 into Fluffe's, assuming he doesn't pick up his share during his action. And yes, i'll be keeping a table myself, should this venture be successful.

*bankspace is just like hammerspace, except... bankier.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Go stab the Crusader Slime again.

[Horizon]

((Hopefully we can rebuild the Life Door as a team effort.))

[Fluffe9911]

Slash the Mystery Box Slime!

[King Zultan]

((Hopefully we can rebuild the Life Door as a team effort.))

(I'll try to help with this after the castle dragon is dead.)

[Supernerd]

Turn 57

DEATH/LIFE door Status: Broken

Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 4 Mushroom Mage
10/20 HP
32/40 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Allies: Little Mushroom Dudes: 3/3 hp
Slime Coins: 56
Dice: D10.

Roll: 9
You summon some little mushroom dudes and collect 53 Slime Coins!

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Quarque
Level 4 Troll Wizard named Mumo
DEAD/20 HP
11/40 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Bludgie (, Box of Moonlight (B), Quality Book (B)
Dice: D10

Roll: 4
You hand over some junk to A_Curious_Cat.
You play Snakes and Ladders, but end up losing. Worth noting is that this game is entirely chance-based.

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Fluffe9911
Level 3 ?? Human Adventurer
2/20 HP
9/40 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15), Polished Crown (BC), Gem of Vanity (0)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D10.

Roll: 2
You slash the Mystery Box Slime to deal 2 damage.

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Devastator
Level 3 Glowing Jelly Catgirl with a Monster Hand!
4/15 HP
16/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Swag: Spear (C), Phat Loot (?)
Dice: D8

Roll: 7
You attack the Courageous Castle Dragon Slime and inflict 7 damage to it!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 3 Machinist
DEAD/15 HP
9/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2), Compact Saw of Healing (13), Salty Sword (B), Duct Tape (6), Nail (1), Slime Heart (S)
Dice: D8.

Roll: 4
You are unable to stick your head through the doorway because there doesn't appear to be a doorway at all, which is more than a little strange considering that there is a functional door.

You begin work on fixing the LIFE door, and you are able to put some pieces of the door back together using your Compact Saw of Healing!

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Horizon
Level 3 Fallen Oak Tree Sentinel
10/15 HP
6/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C)
Dice: D8

Roll: 2
You try using your Broken Door 'Shield' to help fix the door. The DEATH door is now broken, which is a step up from being shattered!

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King Zultan
Level 3 Zebra Sphere
15/15 HP
10/20 Exp.
Swag: Majestic Potion (B)
Slime Coins: 23
Dice: D8.

Roll: 6
You bite the Courageous Castle Dragon Slime on the dragony parts to inflict 4 damage to it. You note that dragonscale is hard to bite through.

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 2 Regular Human
6/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Two Spears (C), Flint (1)
Slime Coins: 0

Roll: 2
You prod the Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime to deal 1 damage.

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MeimieFan88
Level 1 Flummoxed Sardine
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4

Roll: offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Headless Tiny Purple T-Rex
DOUBLE DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree Stump (1), Shoddy Ladder (c), Platform Treehouse Foundation (c). Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1), 300 Points
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
Oh for the love of-
You Thriller Dance the Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General for 8 damage.

The Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General stops escaping and smashes you for 10 damage, destroying your DEAD body. You are now DOUBLE DEAD.

You are in a room connected to another similar room. There are shelves on two walls containing board games attached to another board game like Chess-Checkers, Monopoly-Go, Risk-Battleship and Scrabble-Charades. What appears to be two skeletons merged together wearing two black robes sits on a loveseat reading a books while also painting a picture. It is wearing a nametag that reads "Hello. My name is DOUBLE DEATH." To your left is a double-door with a label saying "DOUBLE LIFE".

--Unaligned Slimes--

Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-254/Infinity HP.
Mystery Box Slime: 10/13 HP (Damaged by Fluffe9911)
Scarier Duck Slime: 11/11 HP


--Army 1 Slimes--

Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General: 227/288 HP (Damaged by Egan_BW)
DEAD Merciless Condor Joker Gladiator Slime: DEAD/80 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat)
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime: 25/89 HP (Damaged by Horizon and MonkeyMarkMario)
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime: 5/24 HP (Damaged by Quarque, Devastator and King Zultan)

--Battle Reports--
Mystery Box Slime rolled a 3. It adds some mystery to Fluffe9911's entity class!
Scarier Duck Slime rolled a 6. It is now a Scarier Duck Slime!


Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General rolled an 8. It slams down on Egan_BW to deal 10 damage.
DEAD Merciless Condor Joker Gladiator Slime rolled a 1. It attempts to smash up the partially repaired DEATH door, but accidentally falls through it. It is now DEAD.
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime rolled a 3. It thwacks MonkeyMarkMario to deal 2 damage.
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime rolled a 5. It slams Devastator with a Drawbridge dealing 4 damage.

[Horizon]

Fix the life door.

[Egan_BW]

Set my rubric to "The Dwarven" and then attack double-death with a double thriller dance in order to provoke double death into double killing me making me quadruple dead.

[Quarque]

Worth noting is that this game is entirely chance-based.

Lies.

Show Death that I'm a smart troll and very skilled at Snakes and Ladders by playing a second game.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Go rest and heal at a safe location.

[Fluffe9911]

"Seeing my level mismatched reminds me im almost dead! Thanks mystery box slime!"

Go find something or somewhere to heal.