Turn 52Strif3 Permadeath ModeLevel 4 Mold
12/20 HP
10/40 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D10.
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QuarqueLevel 4 Troll Wizard named Mumo
3/20 HP
0/40 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: Bludgie (
, Box of Moonlight (B), Quality Book (B)
Dice: D10
Roll: 7You hit the
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime. to deal 8 damage.
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Fluffe9911Level 3 Human Adventurer
7/15 HP
18/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15), Polished Crown (BC), Gem of Vanity (0)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.
Roll: 5You slash the
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime. to deal 5 damage. Also, you don't seem to know the meaning of antidisestablishmentarian.
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Nirur TorirLevel 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8
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DevastatorLevel 3 Jelly-Covered Catgirl
4/15 HP
11/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Swag: Glowing Rock (B), Spear (C), Monster Part (B)
Dice: D8
Roll: 1Your attack bounces right off the
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime.
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A_Curious_CatLevel 3 Machinist
3/15 HP
9/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2), Compact Saw of Healing (13), Salty Sword (B)
Dice: D8.
Roll 3Unafraid of death, you strike the
Merciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime with your Salty Sword, dealing 3 damage to it.
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HorizonLevel 3 Fallen Oak Tree Sentinel
6/15 HP
6/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C), Broken Door 'Shield' (2)
Dice: D8
Roll: 2You vomit, making the ground slightly more green on account of having some vomit on it now.
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King ZultanLevel 3 Cheesy Zebra
15/15 HP
7/20 Exp.
Swag: Majestic Potion (B)
Slime Coins: 23
Dice: D8.
Roll: 8Okay. You are a Cheesy Zebra because you ate a Cheeseburger while at full health. Sometimes items do weird stuff if used in interesting, unexpected, or very stupid ways.
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MonkeyMarkMarioLevel 2 Regular Human
5/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Two Spears (C), Flint (1)
Slime Coins: 0
Roll: 4You stab the
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime to deal 4 damage.
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MeimieFan88Level 1 Flummoxed Sardine
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4
Roll: 4You take some of the previously scattered seeds and plant them. If you think about it, any tree is a money tree if you use paper currency.
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Egan_BWLevel 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5 Hearts
300 Points
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree Stump (1), Shoddy Ladder (c), Platform Treehouse Foundation (c). Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)Dice: Now playing CYOGTCG.
Roll: Wait. No, you aren't rolling dice anymoreYou play Assigning Station on Sohinki. You then activate Type 0 Rockets, dealing 1 damage to all creatures in play, and the CYOGTCG Imp takes the hit for Sohinki!
In doing this, your card has destroyed a Hamster! You are kicked out of the Varkarrus Religion!You get 200 prize points for destroying a Hamster and the Parrot. Your turn ends...
It CYOGTCG Imp's turn begins.
It plays Cross Examination!
An objection card is added to their hand, and both players draw 2 random Ace Attorney themed cards!
It then plays Objection!
This negates the effect of your Assigning Station card, removing Sohinki's immortality!
It then chooses to end its turn. Your turn begins and you draw a card...
Starting the Match
- Players shall start with a set number of hearts and a set number of points.
- Because you were level 1 when dragged into the DEAD CYOGTCG ZONE, you start with 5 hearts.
- Players are dealt 6 cards to start with.
- Each player will play with their own deck, but each deck shall have the same exact cards contained within them. The deck for both players is the deck of cards that was in DEATH's possession.
New Card Rule
- Should anyone create a card, it will be immediately shuffled into the decks of all players.
- Should a current player create a card, it will be immediately shuffled into the decks of all players besides that player and their opponent(s).
Losing
If you have 0 hearts at any time, you lose.
Prize Money
When a card is destroyed, the destroyer gains 100 points.
What Points Do
On their own, points do nothing.
However, cards can be made that have point costs, have effects that activate when a player has a certain point amount, etc..
Heart of the Cards
- All cards technically have hearts, even if this value is not listed.
- If a card hits 0 hearts, it is discarded unless otherwise stated.
- Cards that do not have a heart value listed are assumed to have 0 hearts. When a card like this is played, its effect activates and it is then discarded. No points are gained by any player for its destruction.
- Any card that has hearts counts as defending the player.
Unleash the Horde!
- Cards can also have attack.
- Any card that has attack can make a target lose that many hearts once on each of the owner's turns.
- One's opponent is only a valid target when they have no cards defending them on their side of the field.
- A card cannot attack in the same turn it was summoned.
Reinforcements
- At the start of each turn, you draw one card.
- Each turn, you are allowed to play a single card.
- If you choose to not play anything during your turn, you get to draw an extra card.
3/6H
(Expires after 4 uses)
3 Hearts
100 Points
7 Cards in hand
Cards in play:
--Unaligned Slimes--
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-261/Infinity HP.Mega Boss Lump (Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime: 10/57 HP (Damaged by Fluffe9911, Strif3, Quarque)
Mystery Box Slime: 12/13 HP
Duck Slime: 4/5 HP
--Army 1 Slimes--
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General: 237/288 HPMerciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime: 45/75 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat)
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime: 33/89 HP (Damaged by Horizon and MonkeyMarkMario)
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime: 16/24 HP (Damaged by Devastator)
Gemstone Phoenix Slime: 5/5 HP
Swarm of 23 Swaggy Slimes: 23 HP
--Battle Reports--
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime. rolled a 2. It beats Quarque with its wings to deal 1 damage.
Mystery Box Slime rolled a 148. The GM immediately realized that this was the CYOGTCG card roll and not the correct one, and it has to reroll its actual dice and rolls a 1. It trips and takes 1 damage.
Duck Slime rolled a 1. It falls down.
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General rolled a 6. It opens the shop door and holds it open!
Merciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime rolled a 1. It whiffs its attack!
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime rolled a 6. It stabs MonkeyMarkMario back to deal 5 damage!
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime rolled a 2. It bites Devastator to deal 2 damage.
Swarm of 23 Swaggy Slimes rolled a 4! They all cram into the shop and start ransacking the place! Fish Sugarpants starts screaming and flipping out! They are now a swarm of 23 Swaggy Slimes!
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