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Strif3 Permadeath ModeLevel 4 Mold
12/20 HP
10/40 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D10.
Roll 1You fumble the Floor Chicken and drop it on the floor! Fish Sugarpants briefly looks mad at you, but then considers the fact that it is, in fact, a Floor Chicken and thus its quality isn't actually reduced in any way by being on the floor. You buy and consume the Floor Chicken and heal 3 HP.
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QuarqueLevel 4 Troll Wizard named Mumo
4/20 HP
0/40 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: Bludgie (
, Box of Moonlight (B), Quality Book (B)
Dice: D10
Roll: 4You cast 'Whack with Bludgie' on the
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime., inflicting 5 damage!
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Fluffe9911Level 3 Human Adventurer
7/15 HP
18/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15), Polished Crown (BC), Gem of Vanity (0)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.
Roll: 5You remove a gem of Vanity from the crown and insert the Polished Diamond instead! Your crown's tier has changed! It is now a Polished Crown!
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Nirur TorirLevel 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8
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DevastatorLevel 3 Jelly-Covered Catgirl
6/15 HP
11/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Swag: Glowing Rock (B), Spear (C), Monster Part (B)
Dice: D8
Roll: 3You heal yourself up, recovering 4 HP. You then fall back down and take 1 damage from the fall! The GM thinks they are funny, but really they aren't.
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A_Curious_CatLevel 3 Machinist
3/15 HP
9/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2), Compact Saw of Healing (13), Salty Sword (B)
Dice: D8.
Roll 2You challenge the
Merciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime and salt it for 2 damage!
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HorizonLevel 3 Fallen Oak Tree Sentinel
6/15 HP
6/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C), Broken Door 'Shield' (2)
Dice: D8
Roll: 6You heal yourself for 3 HP. The Chiranthodendron has sprouted! You can't actually see it because it is still underground, but you are pretty sure something must have happened because otherwise healing 3 HP for a roll of six is pretty bullshit.
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King ZultanLevel 3 Cheesy Zebra
15/15 HP
7/20 Exp.
Swag: Majestic Potion (B)
Slime Coins: 23
Dice: D8.
Roll: 5You consume the Cheeseburger while at full health! You are now a Cheesy Zebra!
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MonkeyMarkMarioLevel 2 Regular Human
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Two Spears (C), Flint (1)
Slime Coins: 0
Roll: 4You rest at the site of potential future trees and heal 4 HP!
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MeimieFan88Level 1 Flummoxed Sardine
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4
Roll: 1You find exactly zero people willing to help you on account of the fact that you have no money to pay anyone with. You take 1 Poverty damage!
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Egan_BWLevel 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5 Hearts
100 Points
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree Stump (1), Shoddy Ladder (c), Platform Treehouse Foundation (c). Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)Dice: Now playing CYOGTCG.
Roll: Wait. No, you aren't rolling dice anymoreYou play Type 0 Rockets. The CYOGTCG Imp refuses to answer your question for some reason.
Your turn ends and you get a Hamster Token!
The Imp's turn begins. It draws a card...
It narrows its eyes at you, then plays Sohinki
It then ends its turn. Your turn begins and you draw a card...
Starting the Match
- Players shall start with a set number of hearts and a set number of points.
- Because you were level 1 when dragged into the DEAD CYOGTCG ZONE, you start with 5 hearts.
- Players are dealt 6 cards to start with.
- Each player will play with their own deck, but each deck shall have the same exact cards contained within them. The deck for both players is the deck of cards that was in DEATH's possession.
New Card Rule
- Should anyone create a card, it will be immediately shuffled into the decks of all players.
- Should a current player create a card, it will be immediately shuffled into the decks of all players besides that player and their opponent(s).
Losing
If you have 0 hearts at any time, you lose.
Prize Money
When a card is destroyed, the destroyer gains 100 points.
What Points Do
On their own, points do nothing.
However, cards can be made that have point costs, have effects that activate when a player has a certain point amount, etc..
Heart of the Cards
- All cards technically have hearts, even if this value is not listed.
- If a card hits 0 hearts, it is discarded unless otherwise stated.
- Cards that do not have a heart value listed are assumed to have 0 hearts. When a card like this is played, its effect activates and it is then discarded. No points are gained by any player for its destruction.
- Any card that has hearts counts as defending the player.
Unleash the Horde!
- Cards can also have attack.
- Any card that has attack can make a target lose that many hearts once on each of the owner's turns.
- One's opponent is only a valid target when they have no cards defending them on their side of the field.
- A card cannot attack in the same turn it was summoned.
Reinforcements
- At the start of each turn, you draw one card.
- Each turn, you are allowed to play a single card.
- If you choose to not play anything during your turn, you get to draw an extra card.
(Next token at the end of the turn after your next turn)
4/6H
Hamster Token: 1A 1H
4 Hearts
100 Points
2 Cards in hand
Cards in play:
Parrot Token: 0A, 1H
--Unaligned Slimes--
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-261/Infinity HP.Mega Boss Lump (Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime: 23/57 HP (Damaged by Fluffe9911, Strif3, Quarque)
Mystery Box Slime: 13/13 HP
Duck Slime: 4/5 HP
--Army 1 Slimes--
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General: 237/288 HPMerciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime: 48/75 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat)
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime: 33/89 HP (Damaged by Horizon and MonkeyMarkMario)
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime: 16/24 HP (Damaged by Devastator)
Gemstone Phoenix Slime: 5/5 HP
Swarm of 23 Mundane Slimes: 23 HP
--Battle Reports--
Douchey Dimensional Duck Slime. rolled a 6. It bashes Quarque with its wings to deal 4 damage!
Mystery Box Slime rolled a 6! It starts to grow bigger!
Duck Slime rolled a 3. It pecks at some of the seeds on the ground.
Nobel Peace Prize award winning War Criminal Slime General rolled a 9. It gives the
Mega Boss Lump a good whack and deals 8 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime!
Merciless Condor Ace Gladiator Slime rolled a 1. It impales itself on A_Curious_Cat's Salty Sword and takes 1 additional damage!
Fervent Antidisestablishmentarian Crusader Slime rolled a 7. It exits the shop and throws a bunch of seeds on the ground!
Courageous Castle Dragon Slime rolled a 2. It hunkers down.
Swarm of 23 Mundane Slimes rolled a 2. Some of them bash the shop door, but the door resists the impact.
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