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[King Zultan]

Collect my five slime coins then eat some of the boss lump!

[Strif3]

I didn't change my action when you hit me. I think you should be fair to do the same friend. But if I die I will accept the defeat, may our fight be glorious.

ha ha. I legit only attacked you because you attacked my perfectly fine slime. If you had changed your action then, i would have as well. I was just going to quit the game quietly, but at that moment—i decided: Fuck it. Lets go out in a blaze of glory!

So indeed, let our battle be glorious!
(though, knowing my luck with RTDs i'll roll a 1, (somehow) trip over and die without you ever getting a hit on me. )

[Horizon]

I didn't change my action when you hit me. I think you should be fair to do the same friend. But if I die I will accept the defeat, may our fight be glorious.

ha ha. I legit only attacked you because you attacked my perfectly fine slime. If you had changed your action then, i would have as well. I was just going to quit the game quietly, but at that moment—i decided: Fuck it. Lets go out in a blaze of glory!

So indeed, let our battle be glorious!
(though, knowing my luck with RTDs i'll roll a 1, (somehow) trip over and die without you ever getting a hit on me. )

Oh my I never actually realized that was your slime. What a blunder 😂

[Nirur Torir]

Look through the store for DEATH cosplay. I will have my class change, even if I have to fake it. I'm level 3 now, I've earned this.

[Supernerd]

Turn 31

So I guess I've updated this game daily for an entire month now.

Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 4
You slash the Big Boss Lump to deal 4 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime.

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D8

Roll: 5
You head into the shop and look for a DEATH cosplay. Fish Sugarpants looks at you kind of funny. You manage to find an off-black robe for 1 Slime Coin, and a Black Robe for 7 Slime Coins. The Black Robe does not look to be of much better quality than the off-black one.

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 2 Mold
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You... DON'T kill Horizon. Which is too bad, because I was actually rooting for you this time! On the other hand, having roughly equal health (*Spoilers* Due to you being stabbed with a pencil as per below) makes the battle much more dramatic!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
7/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 10
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You obtain five of the previously dropped Slime Coins. You then try biting the Big Boss Lump to deal 4 damage to it. It seems like it is impossible to fully eat a Boss Lump while it is still part of the wall, due to it technically still being infinitely larger than you.

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
9/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You deal 12 elimination damage to the Mold Slime, destroying it and gaining 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Bludgie (
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You purchase the Bludgie for 8 Slime Coins. Before the Bludgie can protest you charge the Big Boss Lump and bludgie bash it for a whopping 14 damage!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
3/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
As a mold, Strif3 probably doesn't actually have blood, but you successfully say that you will feed the earth with this hypothetical blood anyway. You also pencil-stab Strif3 to deal 3 damage!

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
Wow you just keep rolling fours don't you? You rest for a while and grow a bit, gaining 1 exp.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

offscreen

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 1

Roll: 2
You throw a spear at the Red Slime to deal 1 damage to it! The Red Slime retaliates, dealing 1 damage back to you.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-211/Infinity HP.
Big Boss Lump* (40)
Beret Slime 3/3 HP
Red Slime: 1/2 HP (Attacked by MonkeyMarkMario)
Spider Slime: 2/2 HP
Mold Slime was eliminated. Devastator gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.

Big Boss Lump rolled a 4. Looks like it will emerge from the wall soon!
Beret Slime rolled a 3. It equips itself to the Spider Slime, which is now a Beret Spider Slime!
Red Slime rolled a 3. It shoots an orb of slime at MonkeyMarkMario to deal 1 damage.
Beret Spider Slime rolled a 1. The Beret Slime falls off and it is now a regular Spider Slime again!

[Fluffe9911]

Slash the lump one more time for good measure!

[Quarque]

Bash the Beret Slime.

[Egan_BW]

Wao, my first XP. Treasure it!

[Horizon]

((Rooting for him? Well I guess thats fair he has Permadeath on.))

I do not want to kill the mold, thus I throw it at the slime wall maybe it will infect the infinite mass but then it won't be my problem. Then go slumber beneath the tree to regain a small amount of hp. of course paying the dinosaur the one coin.

[King Zultan]

Eat some more of the boss lump!

[Strif3]

(see what i said about my luck? While neither of us might have died, i still consider you the winner in this instance- because holy shit, this luck. Three 1's in 4 turns. That's gotta be a one in a few hundred thousand bad luck.)

i accept being thrown into the slime wall- and begin to infest it. Maybe regaining a few HP?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Mumble something about “God-damned Mafia” and attack the Big Boss Lump with my File Set.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Finish off the red slime.

[Nirur Torir]

Buy the off-black robe. Continue browsing the shop, I want a cooking pot that can be used with t-rex hands and a kit for building a campfire. A 1001 Slime Recipes cookbook would be great too, if I can afford it all.

[Supernerd]

Turn 32

Having fun yet?

Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 2
You try to measure the Big Boss Lump but its size keeps fluctuating so you only cut it for 1 damage.

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D8

Roll: 3
You purchase an off-black robe for 1 Slime Coin. You manage to find a couple of the items you want to procure. There is a Cooking Pot for 4 Slime Coins, but it is not immediately clear on how well dinosaur hands would be with it. There's also a copy of 1001 Slime Recipies in stock and it only costs 1 Slime Coin! Fish Sugarpants informs you that the title is in binary though.

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
"Allies": Cheese Slime: 3/3 HP
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
You infest a Cheese Slime that was in the wall, and regain 6 hp!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
5/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 10
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You choke on the Big Boss Lump and take 2 damage!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
9/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You bash the Beret Slime to deal 4 damage, destroying it and gaining 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll 6
You attack the Big Boss Slime with your file set. I'm not entirely clear on how you would do a lot of damage with a file set, but you figure it out and deal 12 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime!

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
5/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You hurl Strif3 at the Infinite Wall of Slime, dealing 6 Damage to the wall. A Bone Slime and a Crimson Slime plop out of the wall. You then successfully rest to regain a small amount of HP! (2). And give Egan_BW a coin for some reason.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You put the exp in a treasure chest and bury it, and thus no longer are in posession of it.
That was a joke. Exp doesn't work like that.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

offscreen

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 2

Roll: 4
You skewer the Red Slime to deal 8 damage to it! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-224/Infinity HP.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime: 55/55 HP
Bone Slime: 3/3 HP
Crimson Slime: 3/3 HP
Spider Slime: 2/2 HP
Red Slime was skewered. MonkeyMarkMario gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin
Beret Slime was bashed. Quarque gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins


Big Boss Lump rolled a 5! It emerges from the wall as a Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime!
Spider Slime rolled a 2. It eats some bugs. Interesting to note is that the bugs appear to be some kind of non-slime lifeform. Weird.