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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 25026 times)

Quarque

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Head into the shop and smash the Whistle Slime.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2023, 01:03:23 am by Quarque »
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King Zultan

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Kick the factory slime again but without failure this time!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Strif3

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Well that isn't what i meant to do at all.
Put my monstrosity back together and reinforce it so that it can't break apart again.
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Freedom is not a spectrum.
Put me in chains, or stop telling me what to do.

Fluffe9911

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Grab the coin and head into the shop I want to see what type of armor they got!
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Nirur Torir

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Return to life and use my new experiences with DEATH to bring death to a basic slime.
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Supernerd

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Turn 29

Pop Quiz: How many Slime Coins are unclaimed on the ground right now?

Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 20
Dice: D8.

Roll: 4
You pick up a Slime Coin and head into the store. You see a suit of Ring Mail for 15 Slime Coins on an armor stand.

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D8

Roll: 3
You bring DEATH to the last remaining basic slime! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

Welcome to Level 3!
Its the greatest level you had since level 2! You gain even more HP, the right to have blue text, and a D8!

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
7/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
The Slimes break free from your control and turn against you!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
7/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
You kick the Wealthy Stiletto Factory Slime (See below for the story on what is up with that by the way) to deal 12 damage! The Wealthy Stiletto Factory Slime has been defeated!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
10/10 HP
8/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

Roll: 1
You head out the LIFE door and thus are no longer DEAD. You go to pick up your Stilettos only to find that the Factory Slime beat you to them! It is now a Stiletto Factory Slime!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You go into the shop and smash the Whistle Slime to deal 12 damage to it! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin. Fish Sugarpants shakes their fist at you for causing a ruckus in the shop.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
You hurl the Slime Coin Slime at what was then a Stiletto Factory Slime. The Slimes Merge to create a Wealthy Stiletto Factory Slime.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1)
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
7/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You stare really hard at the Big Boss Lump, dealing 8 points of peer pressure damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime!

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

offscreen

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 1

Roll: 4
You manage to assemble four spears out of the previously mentioned materials!

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-172/Infinity HP.
Big Boss Lump* (8)
Mold Slime: 2/2 HP
Spider Slime 2/2 HP
""Perfectly Fine"" Slime 1/1 HP
Basic Slime was defeated! Nirur Torir gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Whistle Slime was smashed. Quarque gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Wealthy Stiletto Factory Slime was defeated!
A_Curious_Cat, Quarque and King Zultan gain 3 exp. 14 Slime Coins scatter on the floor!


Big Boss Lump rolled a 8! It isn't damaged enough to emerge, but gains an asterisk.
Factory Slime rolled a 5. It picks up the Stilettos and becomes a Stiletto Factory Slime!
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websim.ai is coming dangerously close to being able to run Gridhood. Maybe I'll live to see the day if I exercise, eat right, and somehow convince the world's governments not to nuke everyone.

Fluffe9911

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"Ohhh Ring Mai-... wait a second my boss lump senses are tingling!"

Buy and equip that Ring Mail armor then head out and slash that Boss Lump!
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Quarque

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Apologize to Fish Sugarpants and ask if he has any good blunt weapons for sale for 12 coins or less.
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Quarque

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Turn 29

Pop Quiz: How many Slime Coins are unclaimed on the ground right now?
((Infinitely many. Alas, most of them are more than Graham's Number miles in the distance.))
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MonkeyMarkMario

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Using my spears I attack the Big Boss Lump.

"If anyone wants a spear, I sell them at 1 slime coin per."
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My Forum game(s):
Hahaha, ya right

Any future games will be simpler in nature, I have a bad habit of biting off more than I can chew. Also hoping for more players in them.

I have Discord for my games now(not necessary to play, tho might be easier to contact me): https://discord.gg/DuaARAZ

Egan_BW

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Stare at the boss lump some more, daring it to spawn a college type boss.
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I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

BlackPaladin99

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Buy Ripped Jeans, then shank the infinite wall of slime
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Gouge out the chainsaw priest's eyes with my thumbs.

Devastator

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Pick up 4 slime coins and attack the Mold Slime!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2023, 12:37:12 pm by Devastator »
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King Zultan

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Grab five of the slime coins then go start kicking the crap out of the boss lump!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Pick up the five remaining Slime Coins and use my File Set to attack the Big Boss Lump*!
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