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[TricMagic]

Take a nap in the hammock slime.

[Supernerd]

Turn 14


Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You sneak up on the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime and stab it in its weak point for 12 damage!

Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 5. It slashes you with Guitar Strings dealing 4 damage!

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
You slash the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime until it no longer contains any heck, and also dealing 5 damage to it.

Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It applies some makeup to itself to recover 2 HP.

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King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
4/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You get angry and try to smash open the Coconut Slime, but your hooves bounce off its coconut shell! It retaliates and hits you for 1 damage.

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Knightwing64
Level 1
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
Okay, so apparantly that is a thing you can do. You now have your Oak Tree on your designated plot of land. The Oak Tree is no longer obstructing the shop door.

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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You just sort of push the Bulldozer Slime and it bumps into the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime and deals 1 damage.

Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 4. It pushes you and the Bulldozer Slime away, dealing 2 damage to you and 2 damage to the Bulldozer Slime!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You call out to "Mr. SquarePants". Fish Sugarpants refuses to dignify that with a response.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You help yourself to the 2 Slime Coins that the Dragonfly Slime dropped.

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Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4

Roll: 3
You throw one Regular Slime at the other Regular Slime, dealing 1 damage to one of them and 1 damage to the other one. You gain 2 exp and 2 Slime Coins!

As you head towards the Firecracker Slime, it detonates before you get within body slamming range of it! You lose 2 HP but unfortunately the kill was not attributed to you as its demise was coincidental.

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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
Fish Sugarpants was on a lunch break, so you spend like 15 minutes waiting around.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4

Roll: offscreen

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Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4

Roll: 2
You pummel the Leaf Slime, dealing 1 damage to it and defeating it! The Irregular Slime streches out of the way. You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You make a whole lot of signs for the Guide. There is now just a big mess of signs now.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You feel that you have sufficient signs... Now what?

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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4

Roll: 3
You are now resting on a Hammock Slime. It is not very comfortable because it is not currently hanging from anything.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-93/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 6/22 HP  (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 5, Strif3: 1)
Coconut Slime: 5/5 HP
Bulldozer Slime: 2/4 HP
Raincloud Slime: 3/3 HP
Umbrella Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Leaf Slime was defeated! Quarque gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Firecracker Slime exploded! 1 Slime Coin was sent flying.

Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 3. It creates a swimming pool beneath itself and is now actually swimming!
Coconut Slime rolled a 2. It leaps up and falls on King Zultan, dealing 1 damage.
Bulldozer Slime rolled a 2. It regains its bearings after being knocked around.
Umbrella Slime rolled a 4. It summons a Raincloud Slime!
Hammock Slime rolled a 3. It heads towards Egan_BW's Oak Tree and wraps part of itself around it.
Irregular Slime rolled a 1. It is now a Regular Slime.
Firecracker Slime rolled a 1. It prematurely detonated, dealing 2 damage to Horizon and destroying itself.

[Devastator]

Find something myself, then.  The fish will have to be happy with money on the counter.

[Egan_BW]

Grab the Slime Coin launched by the deceased firecracker slime and pay it to the hammock slime, telling it to stay there on my Oak acting as a hammock and not eat anybody who sits on it.

[A_Curious_Cat]

See that the door is no longer blocked, exit the shop, put the goggles on, and then go attack the Infinite Slime Wall with a couple of files from the file set (also, check to see how many files are in the set).

[Fluffe9911]

Finish off the boss!

[Strif3]

Repeat previous action and drive the Bulldozer Slime into the Boss Slime, again.
(Do i get kill credit for the bulldozer slime if it dies to the boss as a result of my actions? just asking lol)

[Quarque]

yikes, smash that Umbrella Slime before it makes it rain!

[Quarque]

Turn 14
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP

PS I think two of these were defeated?

[Horizon]

Return triumphantly to the shop, to purchase a pencil! Write of my exploits, as I rest.

[King Zultan]

Get even angrier and eat the coconut whole!

[Elephant Parade]

Wait for tourists to arrive and lead them on a tour. If the laws of the universe forbid that from happening, give any surviving slimes the tour instead.

[Horizon]

Get even angrier and eat the coconut whole!

((We should totally become barbarian brothers))

[TricMagic]

Connect it with the infinite wall and take a nap on it.

[Egan_BW]

Noooo the hammock slime is already on my Oak, where it should be. Don't move it! D: