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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 25092 times)

Fluffe9911

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"HMMMMM"
Ride the bicycle slime into another slime!
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Naturegirl1999

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"Oh god, I'm nearly dead!"
Run to the shop to buy something to heal me, hopefully not being targeted by the slimes as I make my way there
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King Zultan

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A dog is like god, and that's good enough to me so I shove the dog slime into my mouth and eat it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Strif3

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Use my moldy powers to twist the dog slime into a humanoid form
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Freedom is not a spectrum.
Put me in chains, or stop telling me what to do.

King Zultan

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That will not stop me from eating it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Horizon

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Squint at the catgirl "Hm sorry," awkwardly rip a note out of the notebook and offer it to Devastator "Uh here, I don't have anything else.." proceed to walk away from the slime wall shooting A_Curious_Cat a somewhat annoyed glare then I leave to rest.

Wait!  What’d I do?!
You went after another man's slime! Have you no shame! The audacity! The betrayal! How dare! Haha joking of course but my character was like wtf those should be my coins, 😂
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Quarque

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Wait!  What’d I do?!
Hoard all the money for the slimes, refusing to share a penny with anyone else who created them for you and then helped you to kill them. Also editing your post after the fact to make it look like you were the first one posting (in the case of the backpack money) when you were not.

You naughty boy.
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BlackPaladin99

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kill telescope slime
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Gouge out the chainsaw priest's eyes with my thumbs.

Horizon

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Wait!  What’d I do?!
Hoard all the money for the slimes, refusing to share a penny with anyone else who created them for you and then helped you to kill them. Also editing your post after the fact to make it look like you were the first one posting (in the case of the backpack money) when you were not.

You naughty boy.
Oh what such sins!
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Supernerd

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Turn 11

Event: A Boss Lump popped out of the Infinite Wall of Slime! Hit it hard enough and a Boss might emerge from the wall!

Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You're pretty sure that the Infinite Wall of Slime has never had its guard up. So you have no trouble just hitting it and deal 2 damage. A Giraffe Slime jiggles out of the wall.

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
The Bicycle Slime was already destroyed by the time you get to it. You skillfully ride it into the Regular Slime anyway, running over the Regular Slime for 3 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

Welcome to Level 2
You now have 10 HP and a D6! Also you're higher on the list, which doesn't actually change anything.

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King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You consume the Dog Slime gaining 1 exp! You don't see any slime coins on the ground though.

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Knightwing64
Level 1
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You cast "Die Now" on the telescope slime, causing it to die for 8 necrotic damage! You gain 1 exp!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Oak Tree (Rooted in the shop)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
That makes sense. You head on out and claim a plot of land for yourself. Of course, the duties of defending the legitimacy of your claim lies entirely with you.

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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You quickly convert the Dog Slime into a Human-Faced Dog Slime before King Zultan finishes eating it!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
4/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 7
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You head to the shop and check to see what Machinist Tools you can afford. You see a Drill Press for 6 Slime Coins, a Bandsaw for 4 Slime Coins, a Depth Guage for 2 Slime Coins, a File Set for 3 Slime Coins, and a pair of Safety Goggles for 2 Slime Coins!

The prices here seem more than a bit unusual.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You bop the kangaroo slime really hard and deal 8 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 slime coin!

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Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Notepad
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
You get a papercut trying to rip a page out of your notebook, cutting you for 1 damage!

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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
You stab the Bicycle Slime for 8 damage, deflating it entirely! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 1
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4

Roll: 4
You kill the Telescope Slime alongside Knightwing64! You gain 1 exp!

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Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4

Roll: 3
You hit the Waterfall Slime for 3 damage, destorying it! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins!

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You head to the shop and buy a discounted health potion for 1 Slime Coin! It heals you and nothing terrible happens!

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You offer to do a tour of part of the Infinite Wall of Slime, and hit the wall for 2 damage! A Gift Shop Slime sails out of the wall!

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-58/Infinity HP.
Boss Lump
Giraffe Slime: 2/2 HP
Gift Shop Slime: 2/2 HP
Pillow Slime: 1/1 HP
Bicycle Slime has been defeated! Devastator gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Telescope Slime was killed! Knightwing64 and BlackPaladin99 gain 1 exp! 2 Slime Coins drop to the floor.
Waterfall Slime was defeated! Quarque gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins!
Kangaroo Slime was defeated. IronyOwl gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Human Faced Dog Slime was defeated! King Zultan gains 1 exp!
Regular Slime was defeated! Fluffe9911 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

Pillow Slime rolled a 2! The Pillow Slime takes a nap.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2023, 07:12:14 pm by Supernerd »
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Naturegirl1999

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"thank you for the potion" I say to the shopkeeper, I head outside and notice the sleeping Pillow Slime and Punch the pillow slime
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Quarque

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Hit the wall.
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King Zultan

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Go eat that giraffe slime!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Elephant Parade

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My first customer! Give the Gift Shop Slime the full tour.
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Strif3

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Latch onto the Boss Lump and begin dealing damage - in the only way i know how - by attempting to colonize/absorb it.
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Freedom is not a spectrum.
Put me in chains, or stop telling me what to do.
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