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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 24118 times)

Devastator

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Finish off ye lighthouse slime.
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Knightwing64

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Finish off my foe, unleash a massive magic bolt spell


(Also, I didn’t get any exp from that other slime?)
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Strif3

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Infest IronyOwl's Squirrel Slime friend in retaliation for bopping (and apparently completely eviscerating) my perfectly fine and whole slime host...
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Supernerd

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(Also, I didn’t get any exp from that other slime?)

GM Error confirmed. Added in your exp.
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websim.ai is coming dangerously close to being able to run Gridhood. Maybe I'll live to see the day if I exercise, eat right, and somehow convince the world's governments not to nuke everyone.

IronyOwl

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Bop the wall.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Horizon

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Proceed to body slam the Book Slime.
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A_Curious_Cat

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See if there’s a Go set somewhere in there.  If there is, play that with Death.  Otherwise, play Risk.  Also, see if there’s a deck of playing cards in there somewhere.
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King Zultan

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Eat the ice cream and grass slime!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Nirur Torir

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Eat the ice cream and grass slime!
Half of that is mine, by right of investment.

Eat the other half of the ice cream and grass slime.
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Supernerd

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Turn 7


King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You chomp on the Ice Cream Grass Slime to deal 3 damage! It tastes much much better than the other slimes!

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Knightwing64
Level 1
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You watch the Boat Slime flip over then you shoot a magic bolt at it. Somehow you manage to miss!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You had back to where everyone else is fighting the slimes. Or eating the slimes. Or wearing the slimes as hats. Or whatever the carp they are doing in regards to slimes.

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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
2/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Allies: Squirrel Slime 1/2 HP.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You steal IronyOwl's Squirrel Slime! Now it is your hat.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
DEAD/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
You find an old 17x17 Go set on the shelf, and emerge vicorious against DEATH! Because of this DEATH permits you to leave and return to life, pointing to the door with the word "LIFE" written on it.

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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You bonk into the Infinite Wall of Slime, dealing 2 damage to it! A Red Slime bounces out of the wall!

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Fluffe9911
Level 1 Human Adventurer
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You trip over the straps of the Backpack Slime and hit your head on the Hammer Slime, taking 2 damage! You are now DEAD!

You appear in a room, and see a skeleton guy wearing a black robe. It has a nametage that says "Hello. My name is DEATH". There are a lot of miscellaneous board games and stuff arranged on some large shelves on the wall. A few feet to your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it.

Also, A_Curious_Cat is here!

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Horizon
Level 1
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4

Roll: 3
You body slam the Book Slime for 3 damage, destroying it and gaining 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
DEAD/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4

Roll: 1
You finish off the lighthouse slimes's losing streak, getting struck by it for 2 HP! You are now DEAD!

You appear in a room, and see a skeleton guy wearing a black robe. It has a nametage that says "Hello. My name is DEATH". There are a lot of miscellaneous board games and stuff arranged on some large shelves on the wall. A few feet to your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it.

Also, A_Curious_Cat is here! And Fluffe9911 too!

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Nirur Torir
Level 1 Rogue
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Dice: D4

Roll: 2
You eat what remains of the Ice Cream Grass Slime, dealing 2 damage to it!

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-36/Infinity HP.
Boat Slime: 1/5 HP (Attacked by Knightwing64)
Hammer Slime: 2/4 HP (Attacked by Strif3 and A_Curious_Cat)
Red Slime: 2/2 HP
Lunchbox Slime: 2/2 HP
Lighthouse Slime: 1/2 HP (Attacked by Devastator)
Book Slimes was destroyed. Horizon gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Backpack Slime disappeared into the shop.
Ice Cream Grass Slime was eaten! King Zultan and Nirur Torir gain 1 exp. 2 Slime Coins dropped to the ground.

Boat Slime rolled a 1 and capsizes, taking 1 damage! Yes, despite not being on the water.
Backpack Slime rolled a 1. Someone trips over it and the Backpack Slime is flung into the Shop door!
Hammer Slime rolled a 2. It clonks Strif3 in the head, dealing 1 damage to its Squirrel Slime hat.
Lunchbox Slime rolled a 3. It goes up to the Infinite Wall of Slime and absorbs a Sandwich Slime from it, dealing 1 damage to the wall.
Lighthouse Slime rolled a 3. It landmarks Devastator for 2 damage!
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websim.ai is coming dangerously close to being able to run Gridhood. Maybe I'll live to see the day if I exercise, eat right, and somehow convince the world's governments not to nuke everyone.

Knightwing64

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Use my patented magic anti slime spray to kill it and grab the profits. take a piece of it’s body before it disappears to mold into a fancy slime wizard hat
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Egan_BW

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Attempt to think of something to do with the slimes.
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Nirur Torir

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Take one of the two coins the ice cream slime dropped, and sneak attack that red slime.
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BlackPaladin99

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attack lunchbox slime
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Gouge out the chainsaw priest's eyes with my thumbs.

Fluffe9911

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"Aww man."

I sigh and grab two dice throwing one of em over to death time for a game of chance!
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