Turn 18
Please refrain from making multiple action posts in a single turn. Actually know what? Go ahead and make several action posts in a single turn if you really want. What you really shouldn't do is this: Expecting to get good results from making several actions in one turn.
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
6/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 12
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
Despite stopping to collect your share of the coins, you are still able to elude Strif3's attack! You then rest at the designated rest spot and heal for 5 HP. You also give Egan_BW 1 Slime Coin for some reason.
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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 17
Dice: D6.
Roll: 6
Being the closest to the pile of coins you are able to grab them all before anyone else can mess with them, claiming 11 for yourself and giving 11 to Nirur Torir.
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 5
You rest under the oak, but only restore 1 HP because you almost immediately leave to enter the shop. You see the shopkeeper with a nametag reading "Hello. My name is Fish Sugarpants". The place looks in disarray, but you manage to find a couple things you can afford, including a Book for 2 Slime Coins, and a Baseball Cap for 1 Slime Coin.
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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
You totally nail the Rainclous Slime with your finger of death, dealing 8 damage! You gain 2 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Welcome to Level 2
Enjoy your extra max HP and D6. Also your name is green. All the coolest cats have green names.
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King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
DEAD/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You get low to the ground and try to sneak out through the LIFE door without DEATH noticing you. Somehow, you are caught in the act! Maybe its because your black and white stripes stand out a lot. Maybe its because of the sound your hooves make on the floor. Or maybe its the fact that DEATH is literally standing in front of the door you are trying to sneak out of.
DEATH crosses its skeleton arms and points to the board games on the wall with a bony finger.
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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You look away from the pile of Slime Coins and think of zero ways to gain exp as a pacifist.
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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You try to kill Nirur Torir... But you whiff the attack!
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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You can file the Regular Slimes under D for Dead, as they were already dealt with before you got to them.
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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
offscreen
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Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You get all the boss-loot that you rightfully earned, which is none of it. You then punch a Regular Slime for 1 damage, gaining 1 exp. It didn't drop a Slime Coin though.
I totally already processed your action before I even read the "Final and actual action" post, so you're just going to have to deal with having killed a Slime.
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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
2/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D4
Roll: 1
You type "Make it 6 and I'll fight with you" on the Typewriter Slime. The typewriter slime then strikes you with its type bars to deal 2 damage!
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Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4
Roll: 3
You decide to attack the closest thing you can see to a Slime Mold, which is actually just a non-slime mold and deal 2 damage to Strif3.
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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
2/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You strike one of the Regular Slimes to deal 3 damage, defeating it! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
offscreen
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-112/Infinity HP.
Coconut Slime: 2/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Pinecone Slime: 4/4 HP
Typewriter Slime: 3/3 HP
Hammock Slime: 2/3 HP
Raincloud Slime was defeated! Knightwing gains 2 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Regular Slime was punched out. Horizon gains 1 exp.
Regular Slime was defeated. Elephant Parade gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin
Coconut Slime rolled a 2. It just sort of rolls around a bit.
Pinecone Slime rolled a 2. It does not spontaneously combust.
Typewriter Slime rolled a 3. It hits Devastator for 2 damage using its type bars!
Hammock Slime rolled a 2. It re-orients itself.