Turn 16
Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
9/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 1
You insult the Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime but it shrugs off your words.
Boss Counter!
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 2. It insults you back. It wasn't a very great insult either, but it was still better than yours. You lose 1 HP!
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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
DEAD/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4
You challenge DEATH to a game of checkers. It was close, but you manage to eke out a win!
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BlackPaladin99
Level 2
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 3
You hit the Compass Slime for 3 damage, and gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
You see that there is a floating door with the word "SHOP" written on it.
Welcome to Level 2
Enjoy your extra max hp, your D6 and your higher spot on the list.
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King Zultan
Level 1 Zebra
2/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You stomp on the coconut while being angrier, but the Coconut Slime takes the hit like a champ. You then trip and are knocked prone.
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Knightwing64
Level 1 Lich
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You walk out the LIFE door and decide to be a Lich. More like UNLIFE door amirite?
This would probably have failed if not for the fact that the door was not secured in any way whatsoever. You flip DEATH the bird. DEATH will remember this.
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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Oak Tree
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You take some time to rest under your tree, and regain that missing bit of HP!
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Strif3
Level 1 Mold
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D4.
Roll: 3
You collect the three Slime Coins in the pool, and repopulate yourself back to full health.
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A_Curious_Cat
Level 1 Machinist
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2
You insert some files into the Folder Slime to deal 2 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin for your victory.
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IronyOwl
Level 1 Tree Slime
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Allies: Squirrel Slime 3/3 HP
Dice: D4.
offscreen
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Horizon
Level 1 Human Man
1/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: Notepad (1), Pencil (1)
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You can't decide if you should try to purchase a potion or heal by getting angry, and end up doing neither in your indecision!
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Devastator
Level 1 Catgirl
5/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: Stilettos (5)
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You purchase the pair of pointy shoes for 5 Slime Coins. You probably didn't need the crit roll to pull that off.
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Quarque
Level 1 Troll Wizard
1/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D4
Roll: 4
You decide to hit the Umbrella Slime hard instead of lightly and deal 8 damage! You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins for your victory!
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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
The guide seems to have wandered off somewhere. You throw some grass at the Green Slime, which seems unharmed by the affront. The Green Slime hits you back and you lose 2 health!
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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1
You walk away from the wall for quite a while. After an ordinate amount of walking you find that you got turned around at some point and wound up back at the wall with everyone else! You lose 1 HP from exhaustion.
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TricMagic
Level 1
5/5 HP
0/5 EXP.
Dice: D4
Roll: 2
You stick your hand in the wall. You pull out a regular slime, dealing 1 damage to the wall in the process.
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-104/Infinity HP.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime: 3/22 HP (Nirur Torir: 12, Fluffe9911: 6, Strif3: 1)
Raincloud Slime: 5/5 HP
Coconut Slime: 2/5 HP (Damaged by King Zultan)
Hammock Slime: 3/3 HP
Pineapple Slime: 3/3 HP
Green Slime: 2/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Compass Slime was broken! BlackPaladin99 gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Umbrella Slime was defeated. Quarque gains 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Folder Slime was defeated. A_Curious_Cat gains 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Beautiful Swimming Guitar Slime rolled a 1. It leaps up to do an elegant dive into the pool and misses the pool, taking 2 damage!
Coconut Slime rolled a 1. It gets flung onto the Hammock Slime and bounces onto a rock, taking 2 damage!
Pineapple Slime rolled a 2. Its just sort of chillin'
Raincloud Slime rolled a 4. It absorbs water from the pool and becomes bigger!
Green Slime rolled a 3. It attacks Naturegirl1999 for 2 damage!
Hammock Slime rolled a 4. The hammock slime stretches and becomes a bit bigger!