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[dragdeler]

Should have bought that lottery ticket huh, where I grabbed my sandwich today they have that BS and I was like, it has been a while, should I? meh you keep procrastinating checking if you won so it's just some other stupid item that is going to lie around for a few weeks...

In any case no birds were harmed, no clothes were burned, I do feel like rubbing my nose with a washcloth for a few more hours tho. I was thinking, had it shat in my mouth I would probably have yelled and smashed some stuff or something... But had it shat in my eye, I might have just rolled in a ball and given up on life.

[King Zultan]

I don't see how being shat on would be considered a good omen.

[Loud Whispers]

I don't see how being shat on would be considered a good omen.

How about a round of gorehabba?

[King Zultan]

That takes shit slinging to a whole new level, but it doesn't make it anymore appealing.

[Laterigrade]

Collegue hey come check this out i do one step out of our office, a bird offloads the most ririculuously large shit on me I was hit from the nose to the crotch, the splash area from 20cm inside the building to two meters in front of the door that motherfucker I wanna go home now and burn my clothes, I'd see him land in a nest I would go crush his eggs and smash my own feces into the broken eggshells... Ever seen the stupid face of distress birds make when they come back to an empty nest?! yeah that really hard


different enough?

;(

[Laterigrade]

Collegue hey come check this out i do one step out of our office, a bird offloads the most ririculuously large shit on me I was hit from the nose to the crotch, the splash area from 20cm inside the building to two meters in front of the door that motherfucker I wanna go home now and burn my clothes, I'd see him land in a nest I would go crush his eggs and smash my own feces into the broken eggshells... Ever seen the stupid face of distress birds make when they come back to an empty nest?! yeah that really hard


different enough?

;(

I have no memory of making this post and I have no idea what my autistic ass meant by it

[dragdeler]

And I was like what I wrote this ages ago where am I.

Damn I still on that parc in  march? This last half year did not pass quck.

[Magmacube_tr]

Hello world.

[King Zultan]

A sad potato sitting on the side of the road.

[Laterigrade]

A sad potato sitting on the side of the road.

What is that truly different to?

[King Zultan]

A sad potato sitting on the side of the road.

What is that truly different to?

I'm sure there are quite a few things but I can' really think of anything specific.