Curious how many versions of that there are now...
Googled it, found this twitter post:
https://twitter.com/AndrejNkv/status/1507365192405073920I am the very model of a Russian Major General
My standing in the battlefield is growing quite untenable
My forces, though equipped and given orders unequivocal
Did not expect the fight to be remotely this reciprocal
I used to have a tank brigade but now I have lost several
My fresh assaults are faltering with battleplans extemporal
I can't recover vehicles but farmers in a tractor can
It's all becoming rather reminiscent of Afghanistan
My ordnance is the best but only half my missiles make it there
I would have thought by now that we would be controllers of the air
But at the rate the snipers work my time here is ephemeral
I am the very model of a Russian Major General
EDIT: And another version on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyd1Zw8M69M&ab_channel=PatrickFitzgeraldI am the very model of a modern Russian General
I've spent the funds intended for my troops on things quite farcical
Like yachts and properties with fancy features architectural
It's just what is expected when your life is Oligarchical
My soldiers end up walking when the tanks they drive run out of fuel
They're running out of rations so they're getting by on eating gruel
It's getting hard for them to hide from everyone Ukrainian
So they have started digging holes and going subterranean
I am the very model of a Russian Major General
My standing in the battlefield is growing quite untenable
My forces, though equipped and given orders unequivocal
Did not expect the fight to be remotely this reciprocal
If they find out where I reside they will commence with shootin’ me
So I must find a place to hide that neither they nor Putin see
I think that I could check if Mar-a-Lago has a vacancy
But that won’t work, ‘cause Donald Trump is Russia’s biggest devotee
The final step that I must take to guarantee I persevere:
I’ve just arranged to launch myself into the upper stratosphere
I think that I have finally found the thing that overrode my fear
Is keeping very far away from President Volodymyr