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Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« on: February 23, 2023, 01:10:44 pm »
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2023, 02:41:12 pm »
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2023, 03:58:46 pm »
Static electricity causes some shit wannabe piece of a plastic film not even weighing a tenth of a gram, to stick to the person that would have caused the chain-reaction that would have defined the 21st century, except they missed their window by stopping for the length of approximately 6 steps, to peel the plastic film off their clothes while cursing.
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2023, 11:04:09 pm »
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2023, 11:10:26 pm »
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2023, 04:43:40 am »
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2023, 06:48:29 am »
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2023, 09:38:58 am »
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2023, 02:04:59 am »
I suspected that this was a chess thing and I was right, oh god and I don't know how to play chess I'm screwed!
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2023, 09:19:49 am »
Physically threaten your opponent or cheat... it still works in chess.
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2023, 01:27:15 pm »
How do you physically threaten a century? Time travel?
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2023, 04:09:20 pm »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on February 27, 2023, 01:27:15 pm
How do you physically threaten a century?

Decimate it?
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2023, 06:25:37 pm »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on February 27, 2023, 04:09:20 pm
Quote from: Scoops Novel on February 27, 2023, 01:27:15 pm
How do you physically threaten a century?

Decimate it?

Whoops, just wiped out the 21st century. Guess we'll rebuild in the 22nd.
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2023, 09:29:02 pm »
Quote from: DwarfsAreGoodTestSubjects on February 27, 2023, 06:25:37 pm
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on February 27, 2023, 04:09:20 pm
Quote from: Scoops Novel on February 27, 2023, 01:27:15 pm
How do you physically threaten a century?

Decimate it?

Whoops, just wiped out the 21st century.

We only wiped out like a decade, no biggie really.
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Re: Weakest thing that could stop this century from getting impossibly weird?
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2023, 01:40:49 am »
Quote from: DwarfsAreGoodTestSubjects on February 27, 2023, 06:25:37 pm
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on February 27, 2023, 04:09:20 pm
Quote from: Scoops Novel on February 27, 2023, 01:27:15 pm
How do you physically threaten a century?

Decimate it?

Whoops, just wiped out the 21st century. Guess we'll rebuild in the 22nd.
Don't worry about it I'll just pop by a shop and buy a new one.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?