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[Bricktop]

Basically I was stabbing a wild horse with my spear when it suddenly decided to run away... with my spear stuck in it. I knew I couldn't catch up to it so I threw a rock I was holding and that missed... then I threw some of my horse meat...

   
Shot

I wonder if these horses ever met...?

[ June 25, 2007: Message edited by: Bricktop ]

[ June 25, 2007: Message edited by: Bricktop ]

[Dreamer]

Just today, I witnessed a dwarven axeman from a caravan hit a kobold (They'd decided mid-autumn was a good time to rob me, for some reason) over the outside river.  I thought this was great, but the guy wasn't finished - He rushed over my bridge, and charged the kobold again, flinging it back over the bridge.  Intent on his kill, he was rushing over to the landing zone before the kobold even hit the ground.

Unfortunately, the kobold died on impact, and no further hilarity insued.

[Gaulgath]

quote:Originally posted by Bricktop:
<STRONG>Basically I was stabbing a wild horse with my spear when it suddenly decided to run away... with my spear stuck in it. I knew I couldn't catch up to it so I threw a rock I was holding and that missed... then I threw some of my horse meat...

 

[herrbdog]

I had a bunch of screenshots where I had a bunch of thrown XXrotten quarry bush leaves roastXX that had the results of breaking the creatures' stomachs and making them vomit.

Was kinda funny. Kinda.

[Entity]

quote:Originally posted by 4bh0r53n:
<STRONG>My funniest battle went like this:

I was hunting a Undead spearmaster on one of those towers that they have, hit the spearlord off the tower, he survived, i then dodge the zombie that attacks me and jump down a floor and am standing face-to-face with the spearmaster, so i continued our duel.</STRONG>

Those ziggurat-like towers they have are awesome. I had a fine time as a Hammerlord hunting elite zombie bowmen up and down those things, almost every undead I came across I'd beat about a bit and then punt them off the side to explode on the ground below. When I finally caught up with my quarry, I'd quickly dispatch their bodyguards in the same manner, before having a desperate epic duel on the edge of the building that ended with me delivering a mighty deathblow that hurled them cursing off the side. It was insanely cool.

[Bricktop]

I was having a fight on one those buildings with my hammerman...

It was looking like I was going to get killed because I was already a bit injured and things weren't looking good...
This is the positions that things were in:

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#+++   
#@+U open space  
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Well, in a final moment of desparation I threw my hammer at them. It would have been really impressive if my hammer had hit them and sent them flying to their death below...
As it was I missed and died soon after.   :mad:

[PNB]

I whipped a giant in the lower torso. It was torn, and he surprisingly gave into pain... that led me to seeing only one thing having happened. I whipped him in the boys.

[Asehujiko]

The gremlin beats you in the head with her +giant cave spider loincloth+
It is bruised!
Your brain has been badly bruised!
You give in to the pain.

Ewww.

[Xotes]

Ingish Goldstone.

Didn't really accomplish much, except for being shot in the BRAIN and living long enough to kill the zombie that shot him.

I lost him to an inflate error.

That really sucked.

And I have no idea how he survived that shot. Steel helm might've helped, though.

EDIT: Helped that they had both been chased to the edge of the map, though. SUPER MODDED DWARVES ALL THE WAY!!!

[ June 26, 2007: Message edited by: Xotes ]

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[Zemat]

I was out of rocks...

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The spinning live rat strikes The Skeletal Mace Lord in the lower body!
The lower body flies of in an arc!
Iskak Alkocoti, Skeletal Mace Lord has been shot and killed.

[ July 10, 2007: Message edited by: Zemat ]

[puke]

quote:Originally posted by Heliopios:
<STRONG>

Was it made of felsite?</STRONG>

no, but it was encrusted with schist.  

[Aaaamory]

Heh heh, I was throwing rocks at a horse for practice and the horse vomited four times and died.  Horses cannot vomit IRL.

I had a new character with no armor and no weapons and I was attacked by a cougar.  I threw a rock at it and it said, "The cougar's brain is broken!"  Then I grabbed it by the throat until it died.

[Asehujiko]

Breaking a brain is pretty common. I take it as a skull fracture tho.

[Trichordate]

I was about to fight a cyclops with my human adventurer, Kothvir Ringumci the Lean Sweetness of Whims(yes i know it's a very gay title). The cyclops charged at me but I jumped away and he hit the wall that was behind me, knocking him out cold. I then used this opportunity to systematically de-limb him.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Shame, Andrelius!  Leaving a thong wearing elven maiden alone with a vicious thong grabbing Cyclops!  Everyone knows elves suck at Sumo wrestling!