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[Andrelius]

Well, I swore never to bring any elves with me, when I found out they wore thongs. Although that was not the reason I avoided them. How I found out they wore thongs was because one pounced on a cyclops, and the cyclops was grabbing her thong.

So I like, peacefully left them to their action and plundered some other cave.

Share your stories of crappy or hilarious battles.

[Bricktop]

lol, you should have recorded it...

Hot Elf On Cyclops Action XXX

:p

[Asehujiko]

Play now, abandoned fort.
Before i could do 1 step to leave the map i was shot and killed.

Bringing a drunk to a dark fortress, get ambushed outside by 1 single goblin. Me and friends go get him, drunk charges in. Drunk gets shot in the stomach and goes uncounsious. The goblins ignore him further.

The problem?
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[Keilden]

Did you drown in the vomit?

[Heliopios]

quote:Originally posted by Keilden:
<STRONG>Did you drown in the vomit?</STRONG>

Acidic vomic dissolves your head!

[Andrelius]

Smart goblin.

[Dreamer]

The worst battle against a Kobold that was out of sight.  Ever.

You are no longer in hiding.
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the upper body!
It is broken!
You are having trouble breathing!
Your right lung has been pierced!
Your left lung has been pierced!
Your heart has been pierced!
Your upper spine has been badly pierced!

- "Oh, Crap...  A mortal wound.  Guess I'll take down that Kobold before I die."

The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the right lower leg!
It is mangled!
Your right knee has been badly sprained!
You fall over.
You give into pain.

- "Or not."

The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the upper body!
It is pierced through completely!
You have been shot and killed.

And so ended the career of Osime Thanalebeyu Fethidaamatilithoecate Liyìÿi, "Osime Honestboars the Sick Crazed Seizure-Net of Deer."

That was my best and longest living character that I've ever had in this game.  He was Ultra-Mighty, Extremely Agile, and Superelvenly Tough.

Surprisingly, I still had a blast watching my best character die from two Kobold shots.

[Andrelius]

Sick Crazed Seizure-Net?!

I would not like to go near that thing.

[Asehujiko]

quote:Originally posted by Keilden:
<STRONG>Did you drown in the vomit?</STRONG>

No he just painted the entire fort green.

[Heliopios]

quote:Originally posted by Andrelius:
<STRONG>How I found out they wore thongs was because one pounced on a cyclops, and the cyclops was grabbing her thong.</STRONG>

Was it made of felsite?

[Jusal]

Probably when I got three (3!) swords stuck in an ettin and had to beat it to death with a diorite scepter.

At least the bastard learned to respect my authority!

[PNB]

My wrestler got an arrow, STUCK IN HIS BRAIN, his legs peppered with arrows, and he still managed to crawl out of that kobold cave.

[Andrelius]

I deal with elite bowmen by sneaking around the fortress for hours, throwing rocks from safe corners. Then if they drop their bow, or fall down, I charge into the open and cleave them dishonorably.

I was also gangbanged by children and peasants once. Damn children.

[Asehujiko]

The kobold strikes at you!
You jump away.
You have fallen in a deep chasm.

 :mad:

[4bh0r53n]

My funniest battle went like this:

I was hunting a Undead spearmaster on one of those towers that they have, hit the spearlord off the tower, he survived, i then dodge the zombie that attacks me and jump down a floor and am standing face-to-face with the spearmaster, so i continued our duel.