The Global Monthly - JAN 2206
IEC ANNOUNCES BREAKTHROUGH IN ANAMOLOUS SPACE SIGNALS!
Since the reports of strange comets being UFOs by amateur astronomers, attempts have been made to try to detect any signals coming from them but there were no signals that could be detected that appeared to be significantly different from the background noise - that is, they appeared to be indistinguishable from any comet, or any other spot in the night sky. However, a new report from the IEC claims that they have discerned signal from the comets distinct from the background. The signal, a blend between various different electromagnetic frequencies, was found by combining captured 'signals' from every comet event thus far. However, besides proving that it is a signal, no meaning could be discerned from it. The computational time to process this signal is immense, and makes real-time communication unfeasible. Furthermore, the signal does not seem to be directed towards Earth - once the comets go further than about the asteroid belt, the signal is lost. Scientists from the IEC believe that the last computational hurdle to decoding these messages at any rate is solving the pseudo-Gaussian transform. However, the IEC believes they know enough about the signals they do have to look for such signals in the inner solar system, or the outer solar system given powerful enough telescopes.
CATASTROPHE ON THE NEW OTTOMAN LAUNCH PAD!
The New Ottoman Empire mourns as three astronauts - Cevdet Kahya, Ertun Caglayan, and Devlet Eser - tragically met their ultimate demise when the rocket carrying them exploded just after launch. The Sultan himself addressed his grieving people publicly after the tragedy, uniting them in spirit and prayer. An official statement from the New Ottoman science program noted, 'While we are all grieving the loss of these fine men, their noble sacrifice in the pursuit of science only inspires us to continue our exploration of the stars and follow in their footsteps.' Science teams are poring every detail of the disaster, which is now being attributed to welding on the hull that did not withstand the rigors of launch. However, some whistleblowers - who have asked to remain anonymous - say that no mistake was made in assembly, and that sabotage was at play.
AMERIPOL SPACEPORT CONSTRUCTION AHEAD OF SCHEDULE!
Following the dictum of the Ameripol's executive, the gears of industry spun into high gear. Spaceports were being built along the southern provinces at a scale greater than ever seen before. The project, initially slated for completion in early May, might be finished very soon. A report from the executive said 'By March, we expect to able to expand our fleet into orbit and beyond. We thank the hard work of our many volunteers who made this incredible feat possible. Much of this effort was thanks to Juan Lopez, former astroindustrial engineer, who came out of retirement to offer direction for this project. Without his insight, we would not have had the success we did.'
BIFROST SENSOR ARRAY COMES ONLINE!
A new sensor array combining inputs from various telescopes across their global locations was constructed by Bifrost Transit and Computing, Ltd.. A report from Bifrost claims that it is 'capable of detecting anomalous signals, from the inner and outer solar system,' and 'interference by atmospheric noise interfering with any signals appears to be minimal'. Bifrost's science correspondent, Signe Nielsen, expanded on the report: "There has been great global speculation about what - if anything - is really out there. At Bifrost, we don't want to speculate - we want to know. And now, we have the best tool to answer questions about the happenings of our solar system, right here on Earth." Initial tests were promising, and final testing and calibration for the array will be finished late January.
EMPIRE OF GREATER MADAGASCAR REPORT CAPTURED ALIEN!
After many rumors about aliens in our solar system, the first reports of aliens on Earth comes from Madagascar. The creature had infiltrated a military base were it was trapped and captured by agents of the Madagascar special forces team. "We have to give immense credit to our special forces for achieving this worlds-first feat." reported state news sources. "Thanks to their valiant effort, we are currently interrogating the creature in a secure location. We have nearly decrypted its language, and from there we will determine its motives, how it remained undetected for so long, and the location of its homeworld. To prevent any attempts from other alien agents to recover the creature, all details about this will be considered top secret and not reported until the interrogation and autopsy are complete. We thank you for your patience in this matter. Glory to Greater Madagascar."
GREATER PACIFICA ESTABLISHES DIPLOMATIC MISSION WITH ANDALUSIA!
Andalusia's position of acknowledging the alien presence in the Solar System has distanced it from most nations - but strangely enough, not from the nation that it is most distant to. Greater Pacifica has normalized relations with the new Andalusian regime and the unlikely alliance has given Andalusia some much needed stability. They have promised to share any information they learn while searching the skies. However, the new alliance has not improved Andalusia's suspect position on the global stage, having one friend is better than none.
AUSTRALIAN LUNAR LAUNCH SEES DELAYS!
The outpouring of resources - social, intellectual, material, and otherwise - to the Socioeconomic Republic of Australia's Lunar project has been truly remarkable, but certain critical hurdles in the planning phase meant that the launch would not meet its January 31st deadline. Disagreements on priority and extent of the program left leadership going back to the drawing board. "We were obviously disappointed by the inability to launch this month," said Project Lead Matilda Hansen, "but this is just a setback. We are already investigating February launch windows, and are more than confident with the progress we've made that we will launch by then."
RUST BELT ASTEROID MINING RESEARCH FALLS SHORT!
Astroprospectors in the Rust Belt fail to organize a plan for exploiting resources on asteroids. While the wealth hidden in asteroids is potentially massive, no plan for sending missions launching a mine to an asteroid, locating and extracting resources such as water or metals, and then sending them back to Earth or potentially another base in the solar system, was found to be economically infeasible. "It's a real disappointment," said Danny Conrad, astroprospector who focused on finding suitable mining targets to little avail, "but this doesn't mean it's not possible. There are still costs to be cut, improvements to be made. I feel like there's a breakthrough to be made here, and if anyone's going to be able to do it, we will." While certain asteroids were known to be potentially good targets for mining, the project couldn't detect any that had any stand out materials more than any other. Further, the small scale at which current spacecraft could carrying minerals from the mines cut into potential profit desperately. Improvements in those designs could help that.
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