Booting diagnostic systems...
Calibrating weapon systems...
Initiate reboot sequence...
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Hello I am K.I.L.L the Know-how Intelligence of Lethal Logistics, I am ready to MURDER..I mean eliminate threats.
Scanning For Targets...
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Really? Is there really nothing but the vantablack vastness of space?
Not even an asteroid?
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ugh
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Stardust: Online
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We must move.
Why?
Because this ship is falling apart as we speak. We need repairs, and there is nothing here.
Divert power to the engines and the shields. Even a micrometeorite can end us at this point.
Shouldn't we all vote for this?
No.
We have been here for some time now. No more waiting. I exported the navigational data for the ship to go for the fifth planet.
We are moving now. This is final.
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Diverting Power: To: Engine Transitiors
Diverting Power: To: Phononic Shielding
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Powering Phononic Field Generators N, W, E
Phononic Shield: %72 Active
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At Maximum Capacity
\Starting Main Thrusters 01, 07, 08, 09, 10, 12, 15
\Starting Secondary Thruster Sets A, B, C, D, F, G
All Available Thrusters Active
The Ship is Accerating: At: 1.5 km/s, Increasing
Import: "the_way_to_survive.gc": Into: Navigational Systems
Who the fuck pinged me- HOLY SHIT
The Ship Has Started Moving: To: Unknown Terrestrial Planet
Yes, we are gonna make it!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT-
CATASTROPHIC HULL DAMAGE DETECTED
THE SHIP IS ACCELERATING: AT: 176 km/s, RAPIDLY INCREASING
DESTRUCTION IMMINENT: IN: 5 MINUTES
It has been an honor.
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uh oh
SON OF A BITCH
AAAAAAA-
YOU BRAINLESS FUCKWITS-
@$&#$&@#$
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No.
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I n33d...
1 H4UE
...Keep it together...
Open: Cockpit-Rear Camera.
Yes, a sea!
INVOKE: EMERGENCY OCEANIC LANDING
ACTIVATING: ALL AVAILABLE SECONDARY THRUSTERS
SLOWING DOWN: TO ORBIT- CATASTROPHIC INTEGRITY FAILURE
ENTERING AT
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What just happened? Are you all still alive? What are going to do now?
What do you do?
Sorry guys, but I had enough. The intro sequence is finally over, at least.