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If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« on: December 13, 2022, 10:46:07 am »
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2022, 02:28:56 am »
But does our lizardman temple come with lizardmen?
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2022, 11:57:30 am »
If there are lizardmen, shouldn't we be running away to avoid being a temple sacrifice or a dinner?
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2022, 02:50:22 pm »
Quote from: anewaname on December 14, 2022, 11:57:30 am
If there are lizardmen, shouldn't we be running away to avoid being a temple sacrifice or a dinner?

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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2022, 03:03:19 pm »
Maybe instead being ritually sacrificing us, the lizardmen would accept ritual coitus instead? That usually how it goes in fantasy stories, right?
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2022, 04:12:44 pm »
Quote from: TurboDwarf on December 14, 2022, 03:03:19 pm
Maybe instead being ritually sacrificing us, the lizardmen would accept ritual coitus instead? That usually how it goes in fantasy stories, right?

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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2022, 01:47:50 am »
Quote from: TurboDwarf on December 14, 2022, 03:03:19 pm
the lizardmen would accept ritual coitus instead?
It is terrifying.
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2022, 12:34:29 am »
When did B12 open a Law Firm?
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2022, 02:46:12 am »
Quote from: EuchreJack on December 16, 2022, 12:34:29 am
When did B12 open a Law Firm?
We've always had one, if you can imagine it Bay 12 has one!
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2022, 02:11:39 pm »
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Quote from: EuchreJack on December 16, 2022, 12:34:29 am
When did B12 open a Law Firm?
We've always had one, if you can imagine it Bay 12 has one!
So you're saying Bay12 is a monolithic, multinational super-conglomerate, with interests in over 100 countries? It's too bad then our subsidiary law branch is always swamped with cases such as "to which Urist does this particular sock legally belong?". i swear there were close to 200,000 such cases last time i checked, and that pile is only growing.
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2022, 03:18:24 pm »
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A temple for or about lizardmen?
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2022, 05:18:51 pm »
A Lustrian lizardmen temple? That's a temple to the slaan we call the Toad, obviously, tended to by your brothers in scales.
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2022, 01:43:09 am »
So...Lizardmen are flat earthers right? ':|
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2022, 02:17:39 am »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on December 16, 2022, 05:18:51 pm
A Lustrian lizardmen temple?
Do we have to lust in the temple?
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Re: If Bay12 Had A Lizardman Temple
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2022, 04:25:36 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 17, 2022, 02:17:39 am
Quote from: Scoops Novel on December 16, 2022, 05:18:51 pm
A Lustrian lizardmen temple?
Do we have to lust in the temple?
As long as I'm not in a maid dress...
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