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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1035 on: December 05, 2009, 03:13:52 pm »
The Dagger of Dabblers,
My group of seven legendary dwarfs.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1036 on: December 05, 2009, 08:19:05 pm »
How about:
FurryCarnal the Prim Maw of Pets?
She is known for doing really. Awful. Things. To wolves.

A friend has "Dak EyePoker" who's most notable act was blinding every resident of his home town, and then walking around taunting them.
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« Reply #1037 on: December 07, 2009, 07:20:26 pm »
Looking at my legends, I discovered a human male called Leto Swallowwad, who lived in Clutchproblem.

EDIT: Upon review, I realize I must have been drunk or something. The above isn't nearly funny enough to bother posting it here.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 11:27:56 am by assimilateur »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1038 on: December 09, 2009, 12:22:27 am »
I found a Hot desert... named "The Icy Dunes."
And a mountain named "The Spike of Sublety."

I read a thread like five minutes ago that had a mountain named "The Finger of Pregnancy."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1039 on: December 09, 2009, 02:23:11 am »
I have a craftsdwarf in my current fortress named something "Womenlabors." I mean imagine if you where trying to make a show with someone like Norm Abram, and then finding out his name is something like Billy Givingbirth.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1040 on: December 09, 2009, 04:47:45 am »
Brook: Womenriver the Dinner of Tentacles
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1041 on: December 09, 2009, 04:00:06 pm »
Ranger: This servant of Batow Bridgewandered the Wayward Wanderer-Wanderer of Ways greets you.

What an interesting name. :O
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1042 on: December 10, 2009, 04:08:03 am »
The Depression of Lunch of The Fatal Councils in Cookfires  ;D
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1043 on: December 10, 2009, 03:24:52 pm »
A carpenter named Gicast Constructbin. (That's pretty much all my carpenters do.)

Animal Trainer named Oko FeedBoy (He was destined to be a stablehand)

A leatherworker named Imeini Dearsuitor (He makes suits...out of deer hide. Ha!)

A wrestler named  Sas Powerclobber

Swordsman named Mori Showskin

Squads named The Torrid Balls, and The Passionate Corridors, and the Abyssmal Skunks

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1044 on: December 10, 2009, 04:22:03 pm »
This has got to be the worst event in the history of this world. There were few participants, but the horrible atrocity will likely be remembered for aeons to come.

I don't even know how to describe it...
Anything that starts with someone called Shaftdessert breaking someone else's jaw and ripping off an ear - we can only hope this was done with one motion, for the poor elf's sake - cannot end well.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1045 on: December 10, 2009, 04:30:53 pm »
"Human Hammer Lord: The Pit of Balls is a half day's travel to the Northwest."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1046 on: December 13, 2009, 09:50:46 am »

Well, what can I say? Good that its not Bananashit  :-X
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1047 on: December 13, 2009, 10:05:10 pm »
Quote from: Kessadir on December 13, 2009, 09:50:46 am
Well, what can I say? Good that its not Bananashit  :-X
What in the world does that translate to?
Unrelated: "socially crippled by thoughts that everyone is watching" - tin foil hat dwarf?
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« Reply #1048 on: December 14, 2009, 01:03:02 am »
Quote from: jaybud4 on December 13, 2009, 10:05:10 pm
tin foil hat dwarf?

To me that sounds more like "social phobic dwarf".
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« Reply #1049 on: December 14, 2009, 01:18:48 am »
Quote from: jaybud4 on December 13, 2009, 10:05:10 pm
Quote from: Kessadir on December 13, 2009, 09:50:46 am
Well, what can I say? Good that its not Bananashit  :-X
What in the world does that translate to?
Unrelated: "socially crippled by thoughts that everyone is watching" - tin foil hat dwarf?

I think I have a dwarf in my current fort who would count as a possible psychopath or something, I'll have to find him/her later though.

The trait combinations can toss up some wierd personality types.
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