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[Phantom]

The elf hugs the dwarf!
The dwarf pushes the elf away!
The dwarf has been shot and killed.
The human is hit in the Steel Platemail!
The elf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The elf collides with a wall.
The elf explodes in gore!
A VILE FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED!
A kobold thief has stolen many valuables!

And so it begins...

[Tradanbattlan]

The kobold steals lunch money!

[Vexorg_the_Devourer]

Oh no.  I fear I may have inadvertently re-ignited buried racial hatred between the Good Folk of the Domain of Visions.  Thirty-eight years have passed since the dreaded Attack of Shoving shook the world to its core and the earth drank deeply of the blood of all sentient people, but now, tragedy has struck at the mountain fortress of Datannil.  The trade liaison of the human kingdom was waiting to meet with the mayor, Kosoth Labormoral, when he was accidentally precipitated into hot magma by said mayor's careless pick.

Ned!  Ned, why did you have to go?  Ned Flanders Leaderpainted, how we mourn you!

[BKWM]

I am currently looking at a vampire named Ithbi Cryptgreases the Lustful Starvation who has Sixty Nine kills. The past several hundred to have fought him have mysteriously escaped unscathed. I can't help but wonder if he did that on purpose.

[Tradanbattlan]

Cryptgreases

Lustful Starvation

Sixty Nine kills

I'm seeing a trend here.

[x2yzh9]

The most epic battle in my current world's history, which seems to have been a massive throwdown between the dwarves and all other races, including other dwarf civs, which is currently engraved all over the massive pillar in the middle of my massive, seven-story dining hall, where all true men, dwarves, elves, and goblins of courage either proved themselves or had their big toes ripped off by dwarf children, wherein the elves were nearly driven to extinction and one king gained ascendancy over all the world, is called...

The Attack of Shoving.

So this fortress is like a survivors outpost after the elf-pocalypse?

[Deimos56]

I am currently looking at a vampire named Ithbi Cryptgreases the Lustful Starvation who has Sixty Nine kills. The past several hundred to have fought him have mysteriously escaped unscathed. I can't help but wonder if he did that on purpose.

I can't help but wonder if he's trying to say something...

[Phantom]

You shall be his 70th kill.

[Fault]

i thought his victims escaped unscathed.

fate worse than death, perhaps?

[Hummingbird]

It's pretty funny that this thread just happens to be on its 69th page, too...

Are YOU trying to say something?

[Fault]

It's pretty funny that this thread just happens to be on its 69th page

coincedence... or providence?

[Sean Mirrsen]

Interestingly, for those of us using Ye Olde Forum Thread Display Settings, the thread is on page 42...

[Tradanbattlan]

Interestingly, for those of us using Ye Olde Forum Thread Display Settings, the thread is on page 42...

69...
42...
IT WAS OBVIOUSLY THE POST MADE MY ARMOK HIMSELF

[Phantom]

You realize he already has his own account here right?

[Tradanbattlan]

You realize he already has his own account here right?

Fine, fine.
It was the post heavily influenced by Armok himself.