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Vyro

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3525 on: March 08, 2019, 09:50:17 am »
Arise, thread! Arise and serve!


"Better Hamlet", by Aban Tomescorched. The prose is amateurish at best. Maybe the human "Hamlet" was superior after all?

Elven Civ: Muscular Pine. Oh my.

"After Reproduction": a manual penned by the female dwarf Kol Busttrusted. The writing bubbles over with cheerfulness. She also worshipped the dwarven god of hospitality named The Cheerful Bread, so that sorta makes sense.

Rusmo Spurteddusts, an FB with... why, deadly spittle of course.
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Loam

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3526 on: December 03, 2019, 06:56:21 pm »
It's been a while, but I started a new world. Found some things...

the ape devil Ang Densun the Windy Gut

a giant crocodile named Nastydance

and a work titled "The Somber Poetry," lost in the town of Goodbook
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Thob Goes to the Surface (Adventure Mode story, in progress)

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« Reply #3527 on: December 19, 2019, 02:09:52 am »
"Dancewraiths is a day's travel to the northwest. [You receive a detailed description.] In the midsummer of 128, the goblin Utes Dancedevil was struck down by a human in Dancewraiths."
So... those goblins really like dancing huh?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3528 on: January 10, 2020, 01:35:17 pm »
Holyhells and Godlyhells, both lairs
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« Reply #3529 on: February 23, 2020, 02:45:06 pm »
Lightning Round: Lair-Based Innuendo. Go!

*The Tender Crevices
*Burstpit the Holes of Passion
*Organhole the Branded Abyss
*Smiledcrevice the Deep of Infecting
*The Sewer of Spurting
*Slayerumbra the Glens of Pungency
*Glittercave the Ripe Sewer
*Dreamyscar the Special Muscles
*Monstrousshafts
*Godlycrack
*Scabcracked the Echoes of Malodor
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3530 on: May 21, 2020, 11:37:20 pm »
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Eschar

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3531 on: May 22, 2020, 02:01:14 pm »
no no no no don't summon him
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King Zultan

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3532 on: May 23, 2020, 01:54:12 am »
Who are we not summoning?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3533 on: May 23, 2020, 02:11:45 am »
The eat-your-mushrooms wizard?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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« Reply #3534 on: May 23, 2020, 02:21:02 am »
I though one of his alts got banned awhile back, so he isn't around anymore.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3535 on: May 23, 2020, 02:56:52 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on May 23, 2020, 02:21:02 am
I though one of his alts got banned awhile back, so he isn't around anymore.
There isn't anything in the ban log. He just disappeared after being Tingle.

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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Eschar

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3536 on: May 23, 2020, 07:34:03 am »
The particular incarnation I was thinking of is was Wizard of Manaia.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3537 on: June 03, 2020, 02:28:08 pm »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk
Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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« Reply #3538 on: June 04, 2020, 02:11:20 am »
Quote from: CaptainArchmage on June 02, 2020, 09:07:15 pm
In 115, The Palace of Justices of The Bust of Nuts constructed The Syrups of Work in Tombsmonk.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #3539 on: June 04, 2020, 08:26:14 am »
not perhaps so naughty but made an new world and for whatever reason there are a lot of goblins in this world despite not having many clowns, anyways their tavern names try to blend edgy and "homely" words to great effect, my favorite has got to be "the fruit of sin", and another called "the evil dates".
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